ive invented (note: dubious claim) something i call the bear diet which is mostly fruits and vegetables with fish as the main protein source and something like once a month you eat a few hyperprocessed foods of your liking because that is when you, the bear, raid a dumpster in the suburbs

after the hyperprocessed foods, do you take tranquilizers to simulate getting captured by animal control and returned to the wild?

i would settle for melatonin gummies but well. knock yourself out

realllllllllllly hate the popular liberal thing of like. "how can anyone be transphobic when trans women are this GORGEOUS" like. idk i feel like i see this sentiment often in certain spaces and it gives me a bad vibe because it feels so focused on appearance and prettiness as The Reason Someone Deserves To Live. which is actually just straight up misogyny.

Wait, so you’re telling me today’s the 4th? What’s next, the 5th? The minor fall? The major lift?

DON'T announce your crimes, idiot

The purpose of my pervious posts on this matter were a distraction from my true plan to dig a big hole underneath the street pole in the sewer line and pull the entire sign underground like buggs bunny sucking down a carrot

i support women's wrongs