Every year Tumblr holds its sexy people contests. And as a result controversial figures around the world seem to die. I purpose we sacrifice Donald Trump for this years contests.

My hope is tomorrow I wake to the notification of this post rebloged with Apollos dodge ball.

Same

the oldest reblogs for this post that i can find are from january 2nd of 2013. this can has been getting kicked around tumblr for almost 13½ years now

And yet somehow this is my first time kicking it!

buzz aldrin and neil armstrong liked to do a thing where they’d tell unfunny jokes at parties about being on the moon and when people were confused they’d go “guess you had to have been there”

reblog to make prev stop having headaches

do you want to play dead bodies with me

floats along your dash face down and quiet and cold

the odyssey. ok. fine. whatever. but when am i getting my faithful to the book adaption of a song of achilles with achilles and patroclus or am i forever doomed to pine and what if?