alright pal

I CANNOT wash another plate i swear

himbo

i love people responding to their pets’ noises with ‘i know’

When you type a ^_^ face, looks like she’s smiling while her mouth is in fact a completely straight line. In the old days this was known as illusion magic.

Customer: *Squilliam voice* On your lunch break, Squiddy? Employee: *Squidward voice* Squilliam Fancyson from band class?! Customer: Still playing the cash register, are we? *Squilliam laugh*

I just need people to remember this.

The holy trinity

ppl forget the innocence of the elderly… if there was ever a glimpse of them as a child, this is it

@yanderrre you can just go to galaxylight.com or if you dont feel like typing: shorturl.link/galaxy

happy pride

losing people is so interesting bc like. no i don't want to speak to you ever again. yes i think about you on your birthday.