Marvel Pear

I’ve been meaning to make this for everyone asking for weeks and I finally found the time to do it. Thank you everyone who loved this cover, it is truly overwhelming the positive response this has gotten. For all of you that wanted a printable book cover this is for you!

Top = dimensions for a hard cover.

Bottom = dimensions for a soft cover.

And, because I am worried about Tumblr messing with the quality I’ve officially set up a Google drive to share these as PDFs along with the high quality tiffs for anyone that wants to do a custom hardcover (Please see this amazing bookbinding job by @autumn--stars!!!)

Additional thanks to @dathen who let me quote this post for the back panel of this cover~

thank you so much @theoneinakrillion !

HOLY SHIT DALLAS WINSTON MENTION?? i havent thought abt the outsiders in like a year thank you for refreshing my memory-

no pressure btw: @scar-stained-glass @officialsolangelo @riftydoodles @the-modern-shakespeare @thatdangspacenerd @writingnotes520 @remus-thetrashrat420 + ANYONE WHO WANTS TO JOIN!!

… i know its only supposed to be seven but

*IK IT SAYS ONE PER FANDOM BUT THIS AU IS SO MASSIVE AND ELABORATE AND AMAZING AND ITS LITERALLY GOT ITS OWN FANDOM AND I CAN'T NOT INCLUDE IT AS IT'S OWN CATAGORY

it's so funny while making this poll I didn't remember any of my favourite shows/books/series 😭😭😭😭

@imnotacreepijustlikeyou @themarvelpear

My favourite movies/series (and podcast) BY FAR

Suicide Hotline: 1-800-784-8433

LifeLine: 1-800-273-8255

Trevor Project: 1-866-488-7386

Sexuality Support: 1-800-246-7743

Eating Disorders Hotline: 1-847-831-3438

Rape and Sexual Assault: 1-800-656-4673

Grief Support: 1-650-321-5272

Runaway: 1-800-843-5200, 1-800-843-5678, 1-800-621-4000

Exhale: After Abortion Hotline/Pro-Voice: 1-866-4394253

your username is now ur ability

Describe it in any way that you'd use it or what it would do

Like mine is rotting in red, so my ability should probably be able to cause any being to decay by infecting their blood or smth

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Though, you could say that it'd have something to do with fire due to the promethea part of my username.

Then again, the promethea is derived from the species of moth, not the Greek titan. Hm...

my username is what people yell when I show up

Uhhh my user is masterofnone which means that... everything but really average?? And artemisia means blessing of the goddess artemis and also a flower...

Homies how OP am i

Imma Bard. A really bad Bard. I can uhhh, make people sing along to my bad Bard songs.

Michael Schumacher who???? 😎

@cookiekitkat84 @indigoisaspookyghost

i'm a soul stealer and mind reader :D

(Literally have no other ideas as to what I could do with my username).

And the a r d w stands for anime reading drawing writing so

I'm a boy genius who can do all four things.

I mean... its a weird spelling for caerme (falling) and carmine so ig the ability to control blood in someone's body and drag it/ultra gravity it so they die ig that sounds cool

I'd probably use it as defense and work for vampires

Ts sounds like a cool oc idea

@babyghoul138 @la-sa-ru-ca @lilpainter4321 @daniiiiiil

I guess I can make taffy that makes people laugh??

So I guess I would have the ability to make up lies anyone would be believe I just have to say them backwards. Which honestly sounds like a pretty dope power.

I can bring f/os to life now and yes I will be honored to officiate your wedding to them lol

I can bring familial f/os to life too

I can bring your best friend characters to life

I can build you the Star Saber

Even the Matrix of leadership XD you'll be a Prime

I can reconstruct Griffin Rock and we can all move there lol (bots included)

What did you guys get? ^-^

im not sure what to do with it

Hmm, so Sol Dial: Sol means sun in Spanish, so some kind of fire powers! Taking my name literally, sun dial, that is something that measures the time of day, so also something with time. I've always loved fire powers though so definitely that!

Euhmmmm... Well, I guess I can distract people with my endless supply of marvelous pears >:D Not as exciting as others LOL

But this… This is something else.

The rapidity of a meme’s introduction to its zenith to its decline is so rapid that in ten years, you’ll need a damn twenty-page manual to explain this. It’ll be as unfunny and hard to explain as jokes in Shakespeare plays, except even more inexplicable because fuck, at least Shakespeare’s jokes are usually about anal or fucking your mother, good wholesome sex jokes we can all get behind.

ok let me see if i can break this down easily. YMCA is the easiest place to start - the song itself has become a meme over time with people changing the lyrics to reference other pop cultural events. so YMCA is meme one (1)

this first lyric replacement (”take the breadsticks and run”) is a reference to the tumblr meme ‘stuffing breadsticks into my purse’. i think everyone remembers that one so i wont bother to explain it. that’s meme two (2)

“man door hand hook car door” is a meme of its own, a creepypasta from i dont remember when. it was a terrible stupid retelling of the generic ‘stuck in a car while hook handed man tries to kill us’ story so the stupid title caught on for memorability. that in and of itself is meme three (3)

‘gun’ is… yeah i dont know how to explain gun. long story short you add gun to the end of a phrase instead of what you expect the last word to be. its shock funny. its everywhere but its popular to add to “man door hand hook car door” for.. some reason? gun is meme four (4)

and the thing is, this four meme combo is something thats gone around before. meme combos are, itself, a meme. which means taking this meme combo and mixing in another meme actually becomes meme five (5)

which leaves us at loss.jpg. loss.jpg was a terrible bad comic supposed to be about some tragic event, but it was presented so poorly literally no one takes it seriously, and for some reason recreating the four-panel setup has become popular. so thats meme six (6)

well i added my contribution : )

The memes here come from the following chains, starting from the bottom right:

This current chain with 35 layers before this.

This chain with 27 layers. By @cerbi-my-babyyyyy

This other chain with 35 layers. By @gay-girl-thing

This particular chain with 28 layers. By @thewintercavalier

Another chain with 27 layers. By @be-gay-cause-crime

This particular chain with 29 layers. By @theforgowolf

Yet another chain with 27 layers. By @thefirstjackal

And this last chain with 29 layers, yet again. @memermemedout

Rules: make a poll with 10 of your favorite shows, they can be just 10 shows you loved watching or your top 10 tv shows of all time, and have your followers choose their favorite then tag 10 people.

definitely just doing the first 10 that come to mind that i like lol. several of these are for SURE in my top 10 though

thats all i can think of aaaughghgh

@surprisinglyshiftingmiracle @vnilla-m0nst3r @luckybug719 @xxfoldedparchementxx and I suppose… @moonywithatrafficcone… ughhh…

am more of a book and pod person BUT I DO HAVE SOME FAVS

YEAH okay I prolly don't know many people for 10 tags hehehe

@itsnobodysproblem @leaveanotewhen @themarvelpear @theavalerion @rapunzelspan @mothusingtheinternet

I made a list of 10 movies 🤦 TV SERIESS... I don't really watch many series but I'll try!

No pressure tags:

Me before I came out, when I did pageants and modeling.

This was me the day of my junior prom. The dress weighed around 20 lbs, was the first one I tried on, and my makeup was done by someone who still thought brown lip liner looked good on white people. I spent the entire day being photographed and generally hating how I looked and wishing I could figure out why, when everything was technically perfect.

Came out in 2016, here's nine years of transformation (in reverse order, sorry)

Turns out I'm neither a Normal Guy nor a woman, but a much weirder type of faggy masc thing.

In my lifestyle lolita egg era. Somehow getting to dress like a princess gave me the will to get up in the morning

granted being a big ol goth doesn't really fit the bill of "socially acceptable heterosexual femininity" but i was HYPER feminine when i was closeted, especially in the years between when i FIRST tried to come out (age 16 - around the time of those first photos) and when i actually made the jump (age 19 - about a year after the last photo)

you can tell in that second to last photo i literally got a tattoo that said "MAD GIRL" which was an exercise in many things, including abstract self-harm, a visual reminder that i had given up on myself, and wildly underestimating the number of dudes who would misread it as BAD GIRL and take that as a cue to say gross shit to me while i was at work

anyway never kill yourself

haha yeah 🫣

consciously dipped my toes into the gender fuckery pool at around 15/16 but I was pentecostal at the time and well. took them out real quick

i tried very very hard to be “femme” for a LONG time but during covid lockdowns I didn’t have to perform for anyone and I slowly started to let it all go and now I’m a silly little man 😌

(live reactions)

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Hair smell mention in the recap??

Why?

Stop saying "we"

[Tooth sound]

Ughh

"Not quite how, but where."

Why do I hear boss music

"Leave! Now!"

Oh

"Take Graham from my pocket.. Look after him."

Oh god..

"Tell John I'm sorry.. Tell him I love him"

Oh godd. I. I felt he was about to say that (During the pause after the first sentence)

It was at this moment right after "I love him" that I had to stop - on the street - and Breathe

"So I will.. detect.. my way out of this stupid mess"

YES MARI SLAY SLAY SAVE THAT STUPID DETECTIVE PLEASE!!!

You can just put a bomb under water?

"I swear to God, if you blow yourself up.. I'll tell John."

Good threat

"We blow up together or not at all"

Aww :(

OH MY GOD

PHEEEEEEEEWWWWWW

Awwwhh hug!!! Aw..

"Together or not at all"

Damn...

Oh right Gregson was there

"You oaf" :))

"I thought you just did this vague performative stuff to show off to John"

Lmao :))

Gregson ships it I know

"[The mirror]'s been shot through."

Fake mirror??

"The mirror attached to the wall, Sherlock."

Ok no

"Our killer sat in this cubby off the lift walls."

Oooooo

Ronald Adair riighhhttt

"I'm next, you fool!"

:[

"I’m an integral Inspector at one of the most powerful police forces on the planet."

Shut up Gregson

"We were supposed to be next"

So Mariana too? :(

"You're under arrest."

Aw ok I get it. He wants to protect them

"I know it doesn’t seem like it mate, but I am *rather fond* of you"