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o wonderous tumblr user twentytomidnight….may i inquire about the longer fic(s) ur currently working on? ie who they’re about and stuff like that. totally not because i wanna check if any of my favs are there or anything…..
anyways. have a good night, i’m using my telekinetic powers to deliver a chilis triple dipper to ur door :P
hello friend I’m running on like five hours of sleep so I’ll just say everything I’m working on rn on the menu:
Guy Gardner/Blue Lantern!Reader wedding fic which is on its fourth try and at 5k words
Marvel+DC/Reader involving lingerie at 2K words
X-Men/Inexperienced!Reader (18+) at 2K rn
Beta Ray Bill/Reader WIP at 4K words
Bullseye/Bartender!Reader currently at 800 but going strong
That’s what I got…………hope this wets your whistle…….adieu
Failed my driving test which bummed me out bad but now all I can think about is pulling on Dex and Bob’s hair just to see if what theyd do (or how they’d sound)
I probably need help huh
Dex is 100000% groaning in a slow, shunted noise that grits out through his teeth, his eyes narrowing and his brow knitting in subtle manner as his jaw sets. His eyes slide to you and narrow in wicked airs as he gives you a vicious grin.
“Gonna do that again, sweetheart? Or you just gonna yank my chain?” He asks you gruffly.
Bob, when you grab his mop of hair, makes a tittering chuckle as his eyes run over glassy. Holds your eyes as barely restrained lust show through and something almost rolls over dark—an impish little grin taking shape on his mouth.
“I like that,” he giggles as you twist your hand in his locks, “I don’t want you to—to stop.”
Of course, it’s always your choice what you want to do next.
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They slut-ed (affectionly) the hell out of he-man, like this movie was oddly sensual, like there’s a shot where he looks down at his abs, his loin cloth skirt thing twirls when he fights, it’s just suchhh a yummy movie, and it’s also super funny and sweet! You don’t need any prior knowledge to enjoy it!
$ log - training a siren voice in the tower with tony stark: unintended side effects, very flirty avengers, and the one person who isn't listening because his heart is already occupied!
$ warn --sfw --gn!reader --siren!reader --slow-burn --cutie-jealous!tony --flirting
$ wc -w 1.2k
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$ echo "siren au anon where did u go 🥲 ignore i took 2 weeks" > authors-note.txt
$ vi still-water (companion piece)
The problem with siren vocals is that they aren’t like a muscle you can stretch in private. You’ve explained this — twice, in fact.
The range doesn't practice quietly; there’s no humming scales in the shower or gentle warm-ups. When siren vocals open up, they open up. The last time you’d gone too long without using them properly, you’d accidentally stalled three floors of Stark Tower traffic just by asking FRIDAY to dim the lights.
But the real complication isn't the volume; it’s what the song does to people. It’s a literal link, a silver cord of resonance that vibrates from your throat directly into the nervous system of anyone nearby.
You’ve been very clear about this: it’s not mind control, but a form of emotional removal. The song uses its silver link to gently unhook whatever a person is carrying — their armour, their bravado, the stiff-necked way they navigate the world — and sets that weight aside. What remains is simply whatever that person actually feels, entirely unfiltered and unmanaged.
"So use them," Tony says, not looking up from his work. "Now, here."
"Tony, everyone's home."
"They're Avengers; they can handle it." He looks up, his smugness surfacing as he gestures around. "I had the acoustics recalibrated last month — it’s perfect. Use the common area."
You look at him for a long moment, then turn toward the centre of the floor. You start small with one sustained note, low and careful, testing the air like weight on a frozen lake. You let it open.
The link flares into life — a hum in the marrow, a sudden, blinding clarity in the air.
Tony looks up, his pen pausing in mid-air.
Sam walks in from the hallway. He makes it four steps before the link catches him. His eyes go soft and unfocused. He starts to drift towards you, leaning against the counter and looking at you like you’ve just whispered a secret.
"Hi," he says, his voice dropping an octave, honey-thick. "You know, I’ve been meaning to tell you: you’re the best part of this entire building."
You keep going, the song pulling at the threads of their defences. Bruce wanders in from the lab, looking dazed, his gaze fixed on you with an intensity that borders on worship.
Then Natasha, who moves with iron intention at all times, walks toward you with her arms uncrossed and her posture completely open. She stops in your personal space, her hand brushing your arm.
"I could listen to you breathe, let alone sing," she murmurs, her gaze tracing your lips.
Clint drops from a vent, lands on the couch, and turns to face you with the serenity of a man who has made peace with his entire life. "Oh," he says, beaming. "You have no idea how much I’ve been wanting to just… sit here and look at you."
Steve arrives last, stepping out of the elevator. He sees you and smiles — not the captain's mask, but the real, unguarded one — and he stops. He walks over, his hand finding the small of your back. "I don't think I've ever seen anyone as beautiful as you right now," he says, his voice a low, reverent rumble.
Thor follows, tiny coffee in hand, looking at you with the full, unbridled warmth. It seems he would very much like to compose a ballad in your honor.
Tony hasn't moved. He’s at his workbench, his focus shifting from amusement to something much darker and tighter.
"Okay," Tony says, his voice sharp enough to cut glass. "Great. Good session. Rogers, you came from somewhere, go back."
"I was just going to tell them," Steve says, completely ignoring Tony, "that they make the whole world feel like home."
"They’re making the world feel like a headache," Tony snaps. He physically pivots Steve toward the elevator. "Out, Cap. Go find a shield to polish."
Thor begins, "In Asgard, there are songs —"
"Incredible, fascinating — not today." Tony steps directly into his sightline, shielding you from Thor’s gaze. "Point Break, you have a realm, multiple realms. Go be in one of them."
He clears the room like a man possessed, ushering a lovesick Bruce, a smitten Sam, and an unconvinced Clint out of the room. Natasha is the last to leave; she pauses to look at Tony with a sharp, knowing gaze, then turns to you. Her hand lingers on yours for a second longer than necessary.
"Don't let him stifle the music," she whispers, her eyes locking onto yours, before she turns and walks out.
Tony stands in the silence. He rolls his shoulders, his face a mask of annoyance. He turns to you, looking like a man who has successfully managed a logistical catastrophe.
"See?" he says. "Fine. A little redirection, and everyone's back to normal."
He’s completely present: all alert, and oddly still himself.
You think about what you know about siren song and the rare people it doesn't touch. In all the history of what you are, there is only one thing that grants immunity. It isn't strength, and it isn't serum. It’s someone who is already completely, irreversibly occupied.
Someone whose interior weather is so thoroughly taken up by one person that the song finds no foothold. There is no door to open because every door is already locked from the inside.
"Vocals sounding good, though, right?" Tony says, picking up his pen. His hand is shaking, just a fraction. "I’ll have FRIDAY send a calendar invite. Weekly with a cleared floor."
"Tony," you say.
"I can make it official, set up the parameters —"
"You weren't affected," you say simply.
He stops, glancing up. "What?"
"The song, the link, and everyone else. You saw them."
"Yeah, they were... a bit pathetic."
"Natasha was flirting with me, Tony."
Tony’s jaw shifts. "Natasha flirts with everyone. It's a tactical maneuver."
"Steve was telling me I'm the best part of his world."
"Steve is a Boy Scout; he says that to flags."
"You weren't affected," you repeat, stepping closer to the workbench.
He stares at you, his breathing hitched. "I’m just... I have a higher —"
“Sir,” FRIDAY’s voice interjects, calm and crisp, “I have been monitoring your vitals. Your heart rate is currently spiking to levels identical to previous instances of extreme emotional distress. Specifically, the patterns observed when you are in the vicinity of—”
"I'm experiencing a technical anomaly in the acoustic dampers, FRIDAY, that’s all," Tony rattles off, his words tripping over each other in a frantic stumble. "It’s a hardware issue. Purely mechanical. My heart is fine, my blood pressure is optimal for a man of my genius, and I definitely don’t need an analysis of my biological responses to —"
“Sir, I believe you are in lo —”
"Shut up."
He’s flushed, his gaze darting everywhere but at your face, his fingers white-knuckled around his pen. You just smile, keeping your distance, watching the frantic gears of his mind finally start to grind toward the truth.
"Weekly sessions," you say softly. "I'll see you then, Tony."
He just nods, unable to form another syllable, already back to his screen but failing to read a single word of it.
who’d be down (marvel or dc) to help their partner dye their hair? like, their partner LOVES to get kinda fun and silly with it and do new styles and colors every so often.
(totally didn’t just randomly bleach and dye my roots and did some fun funky patterns on other parts of my hair)
hmmmmm I got some ideas…….
dc:
Roy Harper is your diligent wingman as he helps you into the tub and puts the plastic bag over your head. Lian is watching and giggling as you look ridiculous but beam up at him with an impish grin, asking Lian if she wants to go next—when she heartily agrees, Roy knows he made the right choice
Jason Todd is suggesting you go for the more wild colors and crazy extensions. When you look up at him worriedly and ask if it’ll look bad on you, all he does is smile and press a kiss to the crown of your head with a simple “you’ll be perfect to me.” And you can’t help but grin
Kyle Rayner loves the chance to help you with your hair. He’s practically your stylist, choosing new complementary color combinations and fun new things to dye your hair into—he always makes you look dazzling and loves to give you a new refresh whenever the need strikes you
Koriand’r adores it when you decide to change your hair. Sometimes she gets in on the fun with you—but mainly she supports having the chance to see these bright hues on you. She’ll always press kisses to your face as she appreciates the new you—which tells you you should never, ever stop doing this.
Marvel:
Kurt Wagner says that no color ever sticks to his thatch of fur—but that’s okay, he loves watching you do it. There’s something so dazzling in his eyes as he watches you go through the process; helps you with it at the opportune moment so his fingers can dare down the nape of your neck. As he murmurs how perfect you are to him, always
Remy LeBeau always sneaks in a wisecrack, but he can’t resist moseying up to watch the new shade you’re donning. And then of course, he has to get involved too—“—Non, chere, you not doin’ it right—let me help you, okay?—”—and then the way his hands feel on you as he mutters in French can’t help but make you flush under your skin
Steve Rogers came from a time where people were more straitlaced about it all, so he loves the fact that you love to go wild and experiment. He always looks at the shades with you in the store before softly suggesting one that he thinks would complement your eyes or really make your skin tone pop—he’s so shy about it that you can’t help but think to reward him later
Wanda Maximoff knows that she can just bedazzle your hair into whatever hue or marvelous array of colors that you desire—but being involved in helping you is what she loves most of all. To comment on how beautiful you are, how wonderful you look already but how magnificent you are—she can’t help but worship at your altar whenever she sees you
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Summary - Having convinced Jonathan to take you to Pandoras Boxxx for the night, he jumps at the opportunity to deliver a fresh 'lesson' which you won't forget. (1.7k)
The low pulsing beat of the club music rushes through the rooms with an electrifying energy and you can’t help but subtly shift your hips to the rhythm as you glance at the digital clock which hangs over the nearby opened doorway.
One hour.
You have only been here for one hour and already your body feels fit to burst from the swell of wicked anticipation and arousal which Crane’s slow ministrations have allowed to slowly build within you. Seated between his legs on the same plush bench, the way in which Crane is curling his upper body around your own gives him easy access to everything he needs as one hand stays wrapped around your neck while the other splits its attention between groping at your chest and teasing the soaked fabric of your panties.
His cock grinds against your ass, the hard length hidden away beneath his dark slacks as he enjoys the pressure of your body against his own. You’d already blown him in one of the private rooms, taking great advantage of an angled padded bench to give you the perfect position to allow him to grip your head with his thin hands and drag your mouth across his cock – forcing you to accept every inch as he pushed your limits and delighted in the wet, choking sounds until he came down your throat.
Both masked to protect your identities within the dark walls of Pandoras Boxxx, your lack of clothing is completely at ends with Jonathan’s own state of dress. Left only in your mask and underwear, the cold air of the club is like a second lover as it caresses across your skin. Crane, for his part, remains mostly dressed in dark slacks and a dark shirt which is unbuttoned at the top and rolled up at the sleeves to expose his thin hair-coated arms.
“Is this everything you wanted, sweetheart?” Crane croons, his positioning making it easy for him to whisper the words directly into your ear as you both stare out at the opened door – just waiting for someone new to pass through. “Are you getting off on allowing complete strangers to watch the Master of Fear claim you?”
“Yes.” You gasp the word out around his fingers as they maintain a steady, teasing pressure on your neck. As you squirm, a new body fills the door and a fresh thrill of arousal courses through you as you watch the new visitor peer at you both with curiosity, his eyes hidden away behind a wide, navy mask.
“What do you think he sees, little mouse?” Muttering the words, Crane drags his teeth across the lobe of your ear as his other fingers tease at your exposed hip. “A simple pervert and his shameless whore? Do you think he would be so eager to watch if he knew he was gazing upon the terrible Scarecrow and his mistress?”
The voyeur remains for only a moment before his attention diverts to something unseen and off to his side. As he disappears back into the darkness of the club, Crane slips a subtle finger within the fabric of your panties as he indulges in a fresh tease. So turned on already, it only takes a few wicked rubs of his digit before your breath is coming in sharp pants as your thighs quake and your gut tightens with anticipation.
Only for it to disappear into nothing, nothing but the steel of his fingers remaining around your neck.
The constant edging is all part of his game and it’s a game which you love as much as you truly hate it – your cunt clenching around nothing as a desperate whine slips free of your lips.
“Sir, please.” You wheeze. “Please let me come. Just once, then we ca-”
“No.” His answer comes easily and with a familiar firmness. “You still have a full lesson to learn before you get your reward. Tonight, you are supposed to be learning about the physiological effects of strangulation. Do you feel my hand around your throat?”
“Yes, sir.”
“And if I tighten it like this.” His fingers constrict and the pressure immediately feels like it’s limiting your breath as you buck in place, allowing him to set the pace of his fluctuating grip. “Do you feel that? The immediate sensation?”
Too overwhelmed to speak, you simply nod instead as Crane drags his arm across your waist to keep you pinned harshly against him.
“Physical pain.” Crane explains, his tone clinical but unable to hide the sadistic arousal within as he torments you. “The compression of nerves and arteries begin to restrict blood flow to the brain. The agony of trying to physically swallow around digits which might as well be steel as they tighten the oesophagus.”
His lips curve down to press against your temple, his tongue flicking out to taste at the skin by your right eye as Crane continues; his cock rubbing against your ass with such firmness that you’re surprised he’s not finding it uncomfortable.
“Vision blurring. Eyes filling with tears as inconsequential shapes flash through the struggling sense as it tries to cope with the sudden onslaught of sensation.”
A new spectator joins, her hair pulled so high and so tightly into a ponytail that you feel a momentary pang of sympathy for the headache which you know she is going to endure after this. Unlike the last man, she does not lurk in the doorway and instead walks towards your position with a hesitant, curious stride – her heels clacking off the flooring in a shaky rhythm. Pausing before you, she holds her hand out in an obvious, unspoken question.
“You may touch her.” Jonathan agrees, his breath hot against your ear once more as he makes the decision for you and quickly pivots back to flexing his fingers around your throat.
The blonde woman nods once and immediately drops her hands to the thin lace bra which covers your tits, pinching your erect nipples between her manicured thumbs and fingers with a firm pressure that makes you moan as your cunt clenches around Jonathan’s teasing fingers. Now with two sets of hands tormenting you, the fuzz of your thoughts growing even more intense as your body accepts the voyeuristic touch.
Crane continues his speech, his attention never waning from his lesson even as the newcomer drags her sharp nails down your stomach and sighs at the keening noise which it pulls from you.
“Hearing grows strained. Perception dissolving to a roaring or ringing sound which making it feel like your heartbeat itself is echoing in the drums.”
Hearing Crane speak, the woman fixes him with a questioning look but says nothing as she flashes you a wide, knowing smile and gently cups your tits within her hands again before turning on her heel and walking to another room; leaving you alone with Crane once more.
“With the body deprived of what it needs for survival, next comes a loss of bodily function control. Bladder and bowel relaxing in their panic as the brain loses any sense of dignity.”
His free hand drops to press roughly at the thick plug which sits heavily within your ass. On the larger side of what you can take, the constant stretching pressure of it is ever-present and something which only flares in discomfort as you push your ass into Crane’s groin – encouraging him to give you more.
Tugging at the plug with two of his fingers, you gasp and whine at the discomfort as the tight ring of muscle is once again forced to begin stretching around the flared base. As he teases, Crane locks his fingers around your throat roughly and the sudden, total loss of oxygen causes you to buck in place as your eyes and mouth open with pure desperation.
Grunting at the effort of keeping you pinned, Crane’s voice is rougher as he growls his next point.
“Fear racing through every nerve, the amygdala aflame with arousal as terror tenses every muscle and potential thought. No sense of reality, just panic. Primal. Beautiful.”
As he speaks, he releases his grip of the plug and instead slips his fingers around to thrust them within your soaked panties. With a terrible pressure, he rubs hard circles into your clit and steels himself at how desperately your body tries to pull away from the sudden onslaught of pure, awful sensation.
Already edged to the brink of madness, your nerves are thrown into a full-bodied orgasm by the time his fingers have even made a second rotation and the roar of blood in your ears as you struggle to take in a breath only makes the sensation worse. Limbs stiff and body writhing as much as it can, you come around his fingers with a strangled, wheezing noise as Crane finally relents his grip of your throat.
You take in thick lungfuls of oxygen and the gasping desperation in your actions only seems to drive Crane to a greater frenzy as he slips his fingers deeper within your hole and grinds himself harder into your ass. His own orgasm hits with a suspiciously high moan, one which he buries into the crook of your neck as he drives his lips against the skin to muffle it.
The comedown from your shared release takes a solid minute, your twitching frame still feeling painfully overstimulated as Crane locks his arms around your waist – pulling you close and keeping his head against your neck as he steadily inhales and exhales himself back to control.
Again, your eyes glance up to the clock and through the haze of your submissive state you can barely make out the red digits which flash against the dark background. Following your gaze, Crane lifts his head enough to take in the time for himself.
“We still have another hour, little mouse.” Crane says, his voice hoarse and pleasantly sated. “Do you think you can manage another lesson?”
With the low pulsing beat of the club music still pulsing in your veins, you can only wordlessly nod at his question and hope that he thoroughly enjoys himself enough to indulge this little fantasy of yours more often.
Which DC/Marvel characters would get turned on by their vampire partner feeding from them?
hehehehehhehehehehhehehehehehehheheheheheh
dc:
Guy Gardner very clearly pops one in his pants while you’re sucking on the pulse of his neck that slowly ticks up and up and up as you continue to drain him—he’s thinking about where else you can drain him afterwards hehehee
Tim Drake is shamefully, woefully into it. Just flushing up a total storm as he squirms under the sink of your teeth. He makes pitched whimpers you’ve never heard him articulate before but you smile into the sinew of his skin knowing you’ll be ready to coax more from him soon
Wally West can’t resist the groan that rumbles from his lips. He bucks his hips instinctively, wantonly into the air as you suckle at his skin, taking your fill of blood. His hands knuckle into whatever surface you’ve got him sat on—you have to pause to let him know he can grab on to you—and he takes the offer with starved handfuls.
Kyle Rayner praises you as you drink from him, calling you “baby,” “sweetheart,” “oh, honey, please” under his breath as you continue to take his blood. His eyes clench shut and he breathes in shallow, rapid staccato as he tries to stifle his noises—which is why you stroke your hand over the bulge in his pants to coax them forward
Pamela Isley isn’t affected by many things, which is why when you drink from her she enjoys the sensation. Practically purring under your bite as you continue to drink, flowers blooming and dying in the span of your swallows—she moans like she’s never felt this way before. She may never again, unless she asks
marvel:
Peter Parker can’t help it—he’s never felt like this before. His hips twitch and jerk, his thighs tremble as you drink—you can feel under your hand how hard he is as you drink, as you roll the heel of your palm into him. If he comes at your touch, at the overstimulation of it all—you both ignore it. You have more to take, and it seems like he’s already growing great interest again
Miguel O’Hara is intrigued when you offer it to him. He snarls under his breath, growling and muttering things in Spanglish that you can discern the meaning of. His breathing stays slow and regulated but when you finally slake your thirst, his eyes find you, his hands grasping tight. “My turn,” he whispers, and then he’s upon you—a surprised gasp turning to a shuttered moan in your throat as he sinks his teeth in
Johnny Storm doesn’t hesitate when you offer it to him. He practically leaps at it—but neither of you expect the ragged-breathing, steamy mess that he’ll devolve to. As smoke issues from his body in roiling manner, his knuckles twitching into the table he’s sat upon—his eyes glassy with lust as you drink from him. He’ll never get enough of you—and you’re happy to oblige with him
Logan’s a walking blood bank—he’ll never expire. He demands you sit on the span of his lap so you can feel the way his tented bulge grows steadily against you, letting his hips grind and roll in continuous motion as you take his blood. You’re both so hot and bothered by the time you’re done it’s merely transition of one act to another—and you both are quick to strip each other of your clothes.
Rogue finds to her surprise you aren’t affected by her touch—so when you press your mouth to her pulse she huffs in delight, and her noises soon devolve into luxuriant pleasure. Her hands search for your body, eager to peel you out of your clothing as you continue to drink, letting her appreciate you. If her hands continue lower, starving with need to show her thanks—well, you don’t stop her. You’ll have to repay the favor when you’ve taken your fill
uhhhhhh I had a lot of fun with this hehe……..adios
Do you think Lobo is a generous lover or a selfish one? I like to imagine he would get a feral pride in getting you off to the point you're spaced out in brain fog in the end.
Maybe I'm just projecting
I know that dick is so big and so heavy friend and he knows how to use it but I think that he’s going to want to be spoiled ahead of time. He’s going to want you to go down on him, treat him right, spend a lot of time making him feel like king of the castle.
Only then is he gonna make sure that he can take the time to really spread you open in all the ways he can—with his fingers, his mouth, his cock—if you take care of the main man, he’s gonna spoil you right back. And you’ll hardly remember or care what day it is when he’s done with you—you’ll be a panting, sweaty, fucked-out mess but happy for it.
contents: domestic fluff, terrible verbal and physical flirting, poorly defined relationship, reader's a wheelchair user with hair, no other physical description
1,173 words
Preview:
"Good work, handsome."
John ducks his head, deflecting your thanks with, "Is that sticking around as a nickname?"
"The truth is barely a nickname," you scoff. "Would you prefer dream boat?"
John frowns, rubbing his ears, and complains, "That's much worse."
You've begun to suspect he pairs that motion with verbal protests to avoid getting embarrassed in front of people. It's a theory worth testing.
Note: john stewart..... johnstewart.... whatif... johnstewart.... blushed.... johnnstewart...
You wake up alone in bed. As you stare at the ceiling, you consider the possibility that John got a call to action. It's just as likely that he fled the instant he was awake enough to realize he did this again, you remind yourself as you ease onto the floor and start your morning stretches.
Oh, well.
You try not to think about it as you roll out your hip flexors. You'd never claim you didn't enjoy yourself, and maybe the astronaut can say the same, you reflect as you transfer into your wheelchair and leave your bedroom.
Yawning, you pass the living room, where John's on your couch with a cup of coffee and a large paperback book. You register what you've just witnessed and reverse, baffled, to demand, "Are you reading my wheelchair manual?"
"Yes," he replies without looking up. "Do you have one for your smart drive?"
"I bought that off a friend, so it's on my compu—" You cut yourself off by shaking your head and start over. "Wait, wait— Why?"
"What do you mean, why?" John repeats, looking up to frown at you. "I don't know how to fix it yet."
"Why would you—" You stop talking, blink at him, and echo, "Yet?"
"Were you looking for coffee?" John asks, setting down the manual.
"Yes," you remember, shaking your head and rolling away.
You might not awake enough to process this turn of events, you realize as you enter the kitchen. As exciting as it is for him to be here, the man's fascination with contraptions is a little worrisome. Spending time around you would definitely be a convenient way to expand his knowledge base but hopefully, that's not the primary benefit. You try not to spiral further as you set a mug beside your coffee machine and blink at it.
Does it look... different?
You can't possibly be distracted enough to have forgotten how your coffee pot looks.
At this point, you realize that John followed you into the kitchen because he leans onto the cabinet beside you. You look up at him to find him watching you with a strange mixture of pride and concern.
"So, you see..." he starts before trailing off for a moment, evidently considering his next words. John clears his throat and summarizes defensively, "I put it back together."
"So, you took apart my coffee maker," you prod.
"It was making a noise," John protests.
You pour a cup of coffee and slide the pot back into place. Now that it's moving smoothly, you realize that the corner where the glass attaches to the drip lid had been snagging on something in the chassis every time you moved the pot for the past several days. Still frowning, you glance up to find John watching you closely.
Ah, shit.
You might be the worrisome thing in this equation.
You smile up at him with a sincere, "Thank you."
"Hmm," John mumbles, frowning at you. "Really?"
"Let me check." You take a theatrical sip of your coffee and realize you have no idea if there's any difference. Yawning, you look back at him and admit, "Tastes the same. But it sounds better. Good work, handsome."
John ducks his head, deflecting your thanks with, "Is that sticking around as a nickname?"
"The truth is barely a nickname," you scoff. "Would you prefer dream boat?"
John frowns, rubbing his ears, and complains, "That's much worse."
You've begun to suspect he pairs that motion with verbal protests to avoid getting embarrassed in front of people. It's a theory worth testing.
"Absolute stud muffin," you inform him, setting down your mug and rolling closer.
"That's awful," he mumbles, the corners of his lips tweaking.
"Delicious hunk of a man," you gush, running your hands up under his shirt.
"Why are you keeping up the food theme?" John protests.
"Because you're the definition of a beefcake," you reply enthusiastically, running one hand up his lats while you stroke his abs with the other.
"That's close enough to good that you can stop now," John claims, trying not to laugh.
"Smartest eye candy in the Corps," you praise.
"Okay, thank you," John chuckles, squirming under your touch. "Knock it off."
"Total fucking knockout," you growl, grabbing his waist firmly in both hands.
"I hope you're swearing because you're running out of these."
"You're such a goddamn eyeful, you've gotta give me another minute," you croon, resting your chin on his stomach and gazing up at him like you'd like to eat him.
"Quit looking at me like that," John complains.
"How can I, when you never quit?" You tease.
"That's horrible," John groans as you kiss his abs and praise, "Showstopping intellect; heartstopping pecs."
"I'll let Guy know my pecs got namedropped," he attempts, batting ineffectually at your hands as you rove up his chest.
"You wanna share credit for how those make me—"
"You're done," John interrupts firmly, trapping your hands under his shirt with both hands.
"You're the sexiest thing I've ever seen," you growl, going to bite him.
"I'm not a thing," John scolds, running a hand through your hair. "I'm a man."
"Man of my dreams," you coo into his stomach.
John grabs your hair and pulls you off him, murmuring, "Say that again, honey."
You freeze, realizing that he's blushing furiously at the same time you understand how badly you've stranded yourself down a blind alley. You give up and sheepishly inquire, "What'd I say?"
"You called me the man of your dreams."
"Oh, good." You sigh in relief and smile up at him, adding, "I was afraid it might be something embarrassing."
John strokes his fingers through your hair and groans, "You're killing me."
"You know you're an all-time catch," you scoff. "Can't I enjoy your time in my bed?"
"Wh—"
"Have you had breakfast, or did you find my wheelchair manual while you were still annoyed with the coffeepot?"
"I don't know how I feel about either of those questions," John grumbles, opening the refrigerator and squinting at you around the door.
"Eggs?" You offer calmly.
He passes you the carton, grumbling, "All-time?"
"Are we playing coy, now?"
"No." John closes the fridge and leans against the door, scratching the back of his neck as he mutters, "I've never gotten that before."
"Your bashful act kinda sucks, Lantern," you tease, setting the carton on the counter so you can reach for him. "You know how people react to you."
John smirks, covering your hands on his hips with his own, and admits, "I hide behind Hal."
"Gotta go through Guy," you giggle.
"Definitely," he agrees. "He's much worse at blocking beauties than blows."
"Bad news, John."
He frowns down at you, pulling your hands off him and holding them in his own. "What's wrong?"
"Nothing's wrong." You smile up at him and clarify, "He's been telling us to take a shot."
"Goddammit," John grumbles, leaning down to drape your hands behind his neck so he can kiss you. "I owe him one."
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「 tws + notes: gn!reader, romatic relationship, unedited, various source influences in this clusterfuck, potentially ooc, literally one (1) suggestive line at the end but still: mdni, fluff, reader does skincare 」
↳ ft. edward nygma/the riddler, harleen quinzel/harley quinn, jervis tetch/mad hatter, jonathan crane/scarecrow, selina kyle/catwoman, and waylon jones/killer croc
author's note: creds to @/pixopix for the lace divider and @/thecutestgrotto for the other ones! hey look!!! more nothingburger situations!!! gotta be real, this was only supposed to be a few sentences but i accidentally dragged it out... i was thinking abt this while doing my eye mask :-] i am. a normal guy. who brings my normal interests. into everything i do.
❤︎ EDWARD is aeons ahead of you when it comes to the skincare game. he knows what works for him, he knows what doesn't: the routine is boiled down to the most efficient version and he will absolutely not be adding anything extra until it's been thoroughly evaluated for quality and efficacy. picky diva.
that being said, if you notice any of your creams, serums, and/or face masks going missing… know that they just happened catch his eye! take it as a compliment, you've got taste. even with his theft, he expects to be undisturbed through his little process, but if you insist on being present, fine.
this tolerance for you will result in him fussing over the obviously incorrect way you apply certain products, and at some point, he's helping you more than you're helping him. being meticulous and controlling is practically a silent "i love you" from someone like him, so he expects you to be grateful.
"you clueless little thing," he says, voice dripping with that affectionate (and mildly condesending) tone that you've grown all too familiar with, "where would you be without me, hm? you had no idea that your order was all wrong."
"does it really matter that much?"
"if you care about doing things right? yes. chin up, dear."
❤︎ HARLEY has a lot of wonderful things that she brings to the table! a skincare routine is not one of them. unfortunately, she's the type to wake up in yesterday's makeup, touch up her eyeliner, and head out the door, ready to conquer whatever's thrown her way. she insists that she's managing on her own, but is definitely open to some TLC. to the shock of absolutely no one, her skin barrier's fucked.
harley chats the entire way through the routine, so sheet masks are not the most user friendly on her. those collagen masks that need hours to work? don't even think about it.
helping her take off her makeup is something that makes her heart swell with affection, no matter how much you do it for her. the fact that you care so much for her, even in the littlest things... you practically have to beg her to shut her eyes as you try to get her makeup off, she's too busy looking at you with that lovesick little gaze—
"this isn't coming off," you say, brows furrowing in confusion.
you've spent a concerning amount of time trying to get her winged liner off. another gentle wipe? nothing. another? still no budging.
"...baby, what did you use??"
harley shrugs casually.
"sharpie."
❤︎ to JERVIS, it's less about his skin and more about your skin making contact with his. it's no secret he likes having your hands on him. so if you wanna take care of him, go ahead.
has a preference towards the products that smell pleasant and enjoys those cute (and super ineffective) printed sheet masks that look downright terrifying when they're put on. no, he's not very concerned about results — just enjoys the time spent with you.
i shuddered violently at this image.
❤︎ JONATHAN doesn't care. he doesn't think too much about his skin, which is surprising for the condition it's in. it's definitely not great, but hey, it's also not awful. if you account for the frequent contact it makes with itchy burlap, yeah, he's not doing too bad.
and because he's not doing terribly, he might protest your attempts to get him to participate with your little routine — always insisting he's busy — but at some point, might decide to humor you.
he will also accidentally use all your expensive face wash in the shower or some other thing that will infuriate you and your wallet.
"that moisturizer cost over 50 dollars, jon. how fucking ashy are you?"
"well, i didn't see your name on it."
❤︎ these prices are absurd to SELINA. she's high maintenance in other ways, but she does appreciate the fact that you're deciding to pamper her like this.
she's always secretly taking notes of the items you like — her heists are usually larger scale, but she figures that picking up something for you won't hurt. she expects you to thank her thoroughly though — nothing good in life is truly free, you know? would very much appreciate a lazy day for this sort of stuff to help her unwind after a particularly tiresome day.
casually mentions that she thinks it'd be a great aftercare activity... so, do with that what you will.
❤︎ WAYLON doesnt see the point at first. nothing's gonna fix what he's got going on. ...that's what all this skincare shit is about, yeah? he's really stubborn and hesitant to even let you try. the idea is useless at best, and at worse, scary to him. not that he outwardly admits it initially, he's nervous about you touching him.
after a bit of explaining (and a whole lotta puppy eyes), he caves. to you, it's not about fixing anything, it's just to care for him. …waylon's not used to the latter either. he feels a guilt he isn't able to verbalize when you spend so much time money and effort just trying to find products that work for him, which might make him pull away again, but he feels so loved when you insist on it.
will ask you what everything's for with each step. ends up being lots of moisturizer to keep his skin happy and reduce flare ups. nothing with fragrance, nothing that complicated — everything gentle. it's what he deserves :,-] <3
$ log - the extraction goes south, but bucky barnes doesn’t seem to care as long as he has a perfect view of you on stage!
$ warn --sfw --suggestive --fem!reader --enamoured!bucky --pole-dancing-on-the-mission --youre-testing-steves-patience
$ wc -w 1.5k
$ cd masterlist
$ echo “omg i js can’t stop writing cutie-awkward!bucky with a stupid curious crush on you” > authors-note.txt
$ vi patching-up (companion piece)
The mission brief was simple: observe, blend in, and extract intel. Steve had delivered the order with the specific, calm authority of a man who believed implicitly in his team. It was a standard infiltration — get in, get the data, get out before the target realised the security was compromised.
He had not accounted for you.
"I’m just saying," you’d said earlier that evening, tilting your head toward the elevated stage in the corner of the club, where a chrome pole caught the light like a beacon, "it would be a natural cover. Nobody actually looks at the dancer. They look past them. I’ll be invisible in plain sight."
Steve had looked at the stage. Then he looked at you, his brow furrowed in mounting concern. Then he had looked at Bucky, who had the good sense to study the ceiling of the van with intense, scholarly interest, his metal arm resting heavy on his knee.
"You are not," Steve said, very evenly, "going up there as a disguised go-go dancer."
"Why not? I took pole dancing classes a few weeks ago for the core workout. I want to see if I still have the rhythm."
Steve froze, his mouth opening and closing like he was trying to find the words to explain the absurdity of the situation. "Pole dancing workout classes? Try it out in your own time, not the mission —"
"— I want to recreate that scene from Sin City," you interrupted, grinning, entirely too pleased with yourself. "Ooh, I hope they give me a prop. I want a whip."
Steve looked like he was contemplating immediate retirement. He pressed two fingers to his temple, closing his eyes tightly and taking a slow, shaky breath to regain his composure. He was the Captain; he was the leader; he was currently losing the battle of wits against his own team. He looked like a man trying to solve a complex equation while someone threw glitter at him.
Bucky sat in the corner of the van, hands resting on his thighs. He didn't speak, but his fingers drummed a steady, rhythmic beat against his pant legs. He watched the bickering with a faint, unreadable expression.
He didn’t know what Sin City was — it sounded like some post-war film he’d missed out on, something loud and sharp — but he noted the title away in his mind. If you were talking about it fondly, it was worth remembering later. He kept his gaze fixed on you, silent and watchful, just waiting for the green light to move.
"Fine," Steve finally bit out, his voice strained. "Keep your earpiece in. And for heaven's sake, keep your eyes on the VIP booth."
The music inside the club had teeth. It was low, heavy, and rhythmic, the bass moving through the floorboards and up into Bucky’s boots. He stood at the edge of the crowd with a drink he wasn't touching, trying his best to look like someone who belonged in a place where people actually enjoyed themselves.
He knew he didn't belong here. The lighting was garish — pulsing reds and deep, synthetic blues — and the noise was chaotic. The crowd moved in a fluid, loose language he’d only half-learned since coming back from the dead — elbows brushing, nobody clocking the exits, bodies swaying in a way that made him itch.
Bucky, however, was still clocking every exit, every shadow, and every shift in the air pressure. He was a creature of habit, and his habit was survival.
But then the stage lights shifted, and the air in the room seemed to pull toward the center.
He hadn’t meant to look. He tried to keep his gaze on the VIP booth where their target was currently sweating through a silk shirt, but his eyes betrayed him.
You didn't just walk onto the stage; you claimed it with each step. You caught the pole with one hand, a seamless transition into a slow, deliberate spin that sent your hair fanning out like a dark halo. You were moving like the music was a language you spoke fluently.
You twisted, climbing the chrome with fluid, disciplined strength, your muscles bunching and releasing beneath your skin. At the peak, you arched your back, hooking a leg around the pole before dropping into a controlled, breath-taking slide that had the entire room holding its breath.
You were twirling, rotating with a centrifugal grace that made the physics of the pole look effortless. You were putting on a show for the room — confident, a little showy, completely in control of what you were offering — and Bucky stood there feeling something loosen in his chest that he hadn't noticed was tight.
He knew this. Not this exactly — not the chrome pole or the particular cut of your outfit — but the shape of the moment.
Before the war, Brooklyn had its dancers.
There had been a girl at the Ritz who could hold a room still just by walking across it, and he and Steve used to sit in the back, nursing watered-down beers, watching the flappers move and feeling like kings just for being allowed in the room. Burlesque theatres downtown, where the performers were deliberate and bright, and the audience understood they were watching a craft.
You were doing exactly that.
It wasn't the way he sometimes felt around people now: that low-level hum of threat assessment that ran underneath every interaction. It wasn't the other thing, either — not the heat or the sudden spike of want that usually came with club settings — but something older and quieter.
It felt less like Bucky Barnes, the asset, the ex-assassin who was still learning how to exist in a room without cataloguing the exits, and more like James. Just James. Twenty-two years old, leaning against a wall with a drink in his hand, watching a girl who knew exactly how powerful she was.
He hadn't felt like James in a long time.
The weight of the mission — the extraction, the intel, the target in the VIP booth — felt miles away. He watched the way the light caught your skin, the way you threw your head back, the way you seemed to thrive in the centre of the chaos. You were magnetic.
Bucky felt a flicker of something almost possessive, a sharp, sudden desire to clear the room, to walk up there and pull you off the stage just so you’d stop looking at everyone else.
He didn't, of course. He just stood there, mesmerised.
You caught his eye while mid-spin, flashing him a grin that was bright and smug. Bucky’s mouth did something involuntary at the corners. He looked away, embarrassed by his own reaction, then immediately looked back. The mission was entirely off his radar and had been for approximately four minutes.
In the corner near the bar, Steve had both hands pressed over his face.
His earpiece was on. He could hear, faintly, the thumping bass of the club. He could not hear any mission-relevant information because neither of his operatives was doing anything mission-relevant.
He’d paired them together because Bucky had made a friend. His first real one since coming back. Steve had been quietly, carefully glad about it — the way you talked to Bucky like he was just a person, the way Bucky had started showing up to things he used to avoid, hovering near doorways less and sitting down more.
He had thought: This is good. They work well together. I'll put them on the next op.
He had not thought: And then she’ll do this, and he’ll make that face.
Steve took his hands off his face and looked at the stage. Then he looked at Bucky, who was standing at the edge of the crowd, stock-still and completely obvious, watching you with the focused, reverent attention of someone trying to memorise a masterpiece.
The contrast between Bucky’s usual guarded stance and his current, unguarded softness was so stark it made Steve’s chest ache.
He put his hands back over his face.
They were not getting any intel tonight. He already knew this. He was going to write a debrief that said 'situation assessed, no actionable intelligence gathered.'
Sam was going to read it and ask questions Steve didn't want to answer. Nat was going to smile at him from across the room in that way she had, and Bucky was going to be fine. Actually, a little more than fine.
Steve exhaled, his shoulders finally dropping an inch. He flagged the bartender down and ordered something that wasn't water.
He could tolerate one night of uselessness. He supposed, watching Bucky finally take a sip of his drink while refusing to take his eyes off you, that the mission had been a success in every way that mattered. The intel could wait for another night.
Right now, seeing the tension drain out of Bucky’s frame, seeing him look less like a weapon and more like a man, was worth the failure of the extraction.
He leaned against the bar, nursing his drink, and let himself watch, too. If Bucky was going to be distracted, Steve figured he might as well enjoy the show.
You turn up to pole-dance core workouts, but not his scheduled training schemes?!