Constant And Rapidly Changing Hyperfixation Time

I won't ever get over the removal of headphone jacks, or micro sd slots, or cd drives. I won't. Fuck everyone and everything

giving increasingly loud sighs as I wait for my crush to ask "what's wrong?" so I can say I'm in a state of depression unless I can touch someone's boobs with no bra

I stop once I start getting short of breath

[Your crush, on the phone to someone unseen] Yeah I think she needs to be put down, her breathing-- yeah I know it can be a problem for her breed, but it's getting really bad.

I'M NOT A DOG??????

[clearly less interested now] Oh.

wait! au au

[walking over the distant horizon, towards the West]

AU AU!!! AU AU!!!!! 😭

saw an article about an AI startup trying to make drones that would obliterate mosquitos and it literally made me cry like that 4 million dollars they spent could have gone into malaria and yellow fever research or spreading money to areas where they need nets and healthcare due to mosquitos like the answer isn’t killing an entire species from the planet it would destroy ecosystems and leave massive holes in the food chain for birds and other animals not even considering that mosquitoes are pollinators themselves like i truly feel like one company should not have the ability to literally just decide if a species should no longer exist and then execute an entire population like that like i feel like we should have a fucking say 😭

There is no fandom worse than the Harry Potter fandom.

atleast we have megan thee stallion. at the end of the day atleast we have her

"character deserved better" (but they were never going to get it that's the stuff great tragedies are made of) vs "character deserved better" (but the writers really blew it)

whos the blorbo you have the most merch of? it can be handmade or official or unofficial or ANYTHING just. merch

Your 20s are not about getting your life together they're about learning to escape the self imposed torture labyrinth you've built inside your own head

there is something very satisfying about game changer getting alex horne to provide score commentary for the earwigs episode. i hope it happened exactly like when jason mantzoukas was asked to do commentary for the conkers game on taskmaster and he said "what is this footage? I don't understand what's going on" and they told him oh it's conkers to which he said "what the fuck is conkers??" meanwhile alex horne would have received the game changer footage with no additional information and gone "right they're all wearing wigs, they've all got earpieces, it's your standard triple layer fakeout mini games within games game" and did it all in one take

"There's no platonic explanation for this" <-you need to be nicer to your friends. Right now

#STOP SAYING 'PLATONIC' WHEN YOU MEAN 'CASUAL'#RELATIONSHIPS CAN BE PLATONIC AND ABSOLUTELY DERANGED

i think people are starting to forget what the LA in LARP means

*nodding sagely* Los Angeles Role Play

okay gang lets find that son of a bitch markiplier

Sometimes you'll see a character that's not canonically aromantic but when you see them shipped with another character you think "ok this feels like aro erasure"

hello allo person in a fandom. let’s play a game. in front of you are two characters. your challenge is to okay and you’ve already started shipping them. well the crusher machine is going to activate now goodbye.