A MINUTE FROM HOME BUT SO FAR FROM IT

to be completely honest *starts lying

Self care is writing fan fiction that you are the sole target audience for.

I just got described as an "ad hating commie" by someone because I said a minute of youtube ads is unpleasant. fully spent 5 minutes arguing and defending youtube ads. insane stuff

reblog if you are an ad hating commie

wound dressings and bandages are lingerie for the enlightened pervert

10 or 11 little ducks have been spotted crossing the dash board

i know cheating is bad but i'd like to thank it for what it has done for music & movie industry

its everything is ok thursday today everything is ok

ending a social interaction with a friend and thinking "I think we grew a little bit closer today." in my head as if I'm a dating game protagonist

I love tumblr because somehow I can end up being mutuals with a celebrity (someone that wrote a fic that I loved)

q:-/ (me being dubious with a snapback on)

you seem pretty bothered for a girl so nonchalant

Once the dead horse decomposes, you're gonna wish you beat it more

hope tumblr lasts another 20 years so i can liveblog my midlife crisis

They don't tell you this but besides the Beloved Mutual there's also the Longterm Follower who you don't follow back but they're always in your notes and you're kind of watching them. Checking on the longterm follower's bio every so often like turning over a log. She's trans now good for her

Longterm followers I am putting fresh leaves and hrt in your enclosure

wait now i’m curious what’s everyone’s go-to pair of shoes