Product Placement
todays bird
Acquired Stardust
dirt enthusiast
Love Begins
Game of Thrones Daily
shark vs the universe
h
⁂
YOU ARE THE REASON
trying on a metaphor
TVSTRANGERTHINGS
ojovivo
roma★
Monterey Bay Aquarium
"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
I'd rather be in outer space 🛸
d e v o n
seen from United Kingdom
seen from Australia
seen from United Kingdom
seen from T1
seen from Netherlands
seen from Germany
seen from Germany
seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from Singapore
seen from Netherlands
seen from United States
seen from Poland
seen from United States
seen from Malaysia
seen from United Kingdom
seen from Malaysia
seen from Germany
seen from United Kingdom
seen from United States
@themagicboxtroll
Okay so I was hunting around to figure out the timeline in TKM as precisely as possible for the next few chapters of Trust Fall and I have the following PRECISE timeline nailed down with bonus rambly meta thoughts and comments, under the cut bc this is over 4k of rambles ENJOY it took me nearly seven hours
Keep reading
Helpful reference of the timeline for last book in All For the Games Series
Anya is live and ready to show you everything. Watch her strip, dance, and perform exclusive shows just for you. Interact in real-time and make your fantasies come true.
Free to watch • No registration required • HD streaming
Flower shop AU
Person A owns a flower shop and person B comes storming in one day, slaps 20 bucks on the counter and says “How do I passive-aggressively say fuck you in flower?”
Omfg
MY TIME HAS COME
so you’d need a bouquet of geraniums (stupidity), foxglove (insincerity), meadowsweet (uselessness), yellow carnations (you have disappointed me), and orange lilies (hatred). it would be quite striking! and full of loathing.
im no Florist but I thought I’d try my hand at such a beautiful gift of absolute loathing
Or just lime blossom and lobelia (fornication and malevolence), if you really want to be vulgar.
I need this fanfic to happen.
The dangers and troubles of being a panda zookeeper.
NO WAY
@emily-the-lemon, omfg!
Either someone was going to be really late for work… or they got a call from their family member asking if they can eat the last pudding cup when they get home.
When you’re running late for class and the professor is about to lock the door
@otooru
Attention ALL artists!
You sure have seen this post. It has spread like wildfire over the past few days so I doubt there is any artist out there who hasn’t seen it. But even if you didn’t, you should read on because I’m about to tell you a handy little thing that can help you to protect your art from such assholes as the anon who submitted this bullcrap, as well as art thieves in general.
The magic word is Metadata.
Metadata is like an invisible signature that is embeded into a file. It can contain all kinds of information, like Title, date, keywords for online seach engines, and copyright information. And the best thing is, since this information is “hidden” in the code of your picture, it’s hard to remove it.
There is a nice basic tutorial on how to add Metadata, or “additional file information” to your images in photoshop. It’s really, really easy so check it out!
“Adding Your Contact And Copyright Info To Your Photos With Photoshop” on PhotoshopEssentials.com
I’m not sure if you can do the same with any other art program. If you know how to do this in other programs / can confirm that it works the same way there, please tell me so I can add the information to this post.
Adding the Metadata will not stop idiots from taking and reposting your art. It also won’t make them stop editing out your signature. It WILL however, help you prove that you are the original artist whenever you have to. Always remember my friends. You, the artist, are protected by law. No one has the right to take your intellectual property and hard work and repost, use or edit it without your permission. Ever.
art thief: well how can you prove its yours??
me: /opens metadata
Anya is live and ready to show you everything. Watch her strip, dance, and perform exclusive shows just for you. Interact in real-time and make your fantasies come true.
Free to watch • No registration required • HD streaming
EDIT: alright so I decided to put in the first half of the first part of the tutorial here on this photoset. I highly reccomend you click those two links below for the full versions of the tutorial, because there’s more stuff there. and it /could/ be helpful.
I did a color tutorial. It’s so big that I had to upload it to dA, though.
Here’s part 1
Here’s part 2
DISCLAIMER: I did this all in one day and I stayed up extra late doing this, so like, I got really delirious and tired halfway through. But I couldn’t sleep, so I figured “screw it. I gotta finish it”. So, if this tutorial actually turns out to be bad, I’m so sorry. I tried my very best to give good advice, even if I was exhausted and tired, so please give this a read if you have trouble with colors.
ANOTHER DISCLAIMER: I am by no means a master artist man. I’m just a self taught freelancer, so take everything I said here with a grain of salt. Absorb whatever knowledge I shared here selectively. Whatever you think will help you personally.
Hunk and Pidge are my favorite Voltrons <3
One time I used my retail voice on a coworker and she was like, “Don’t use your customer voice on me, I know you’re dead inside like the rest of us, it’s just frightening and weird”
The other day I asked for a table for two in my customer voice and the waitress squinted at me and I cleared my throat and said “Sorry, still in service mode” and she dropped hers and we swapped stories about our day and my boyfriend was like “You two just became two entirely different people in like .5 seconds…”
I can be bitching up a blue streak about a customer-from-hell while the store is empty, and when the phone rings swap over to my retail voice practically in mid-sentence. I even have managers and salespeople from other stores in the chain fooled into thinking I’m infinitely friendly and helpful, and my manager’s husband thinks I’m one of the most professional people in the store. One assistant manager’s daughter dubbed me Perky-Pants because she mostly dealt with me over the phone, and was shocked to the core when I dropped an F-bomb at her graduation picnic.
The acting required in the service industry is beyond the pale. My cousin freaked out when she came to see me at work because I was all smiling and nice while helping someone who was asking inane questions and who basically forced me to walk them to the product and put it in their fucking hand but I was nice as pie until I turned around to walk away and my demeanor changed back to normal and I muttered “what a fucking moron” under my breath as I got back to my cousin. She just looked at me shocked and said “no wonder you’re so exhausted when you get home.”
this is actually referred to as emotional labor in criminology, and is considered one of the hardest forms of labor
The art of bullshit is strong in the service industry
Haha I just started working in the service industry and have a naturally bubbly personality, but this is gold! (and something I witnessed firsthand)
My trainer on my first day was all smiles toward guests, but the moment it was just the two of us discussing procedures, she had a very nonplussed expression. A few minutes into our work centered conversation, her sister and our coworker came to our table to tell my trainer that her relief called her unprofessional and lazy behind her back. My trainer called the bitch what she was under her breath, realized I was sitting two feet in front of her, and apologized for her language. However, it was at that most real momentary glimpse into her personality that I decided that I liked her and we were going to be good friends!
things english speakers know, but don’t know we know.
I drew a visual hair type classification guide. I thought I’d share it here. Mine is between 1b-1c.
Just a PSA, some people reposted these without credit and I’ve seen people not even knowing who the artist is. If you see this being reposted without credit, can you please notify the poster to credit me as eafrns @ either twitter/tumblr/Instagram? This is partially my fault because I didn’t put my name but I’ve learned the lesson.
Anya is live and ready to show you everything. Watch her strip, dance, and perform exclusive shows just for you. Interact in real-time and make your fantasies come true.
Free to watch • No registration required • HD streaming
when the teacher says you can work in groups of 3
Accurate
Can you make a tutorial of that wonderful lineart 3D effects? I'm sorry if I bother
animated examples I’ve made for a homework, we were free to choose any topic we are interested in and I chose to talk about the basic principles of animation in the simplest way that i know
THANK YOU.
LEARN ALL THIS CRAP AND USE IT DANGIT
I've been having lots of trouble with drawings hands, and looking around I only see people drawing the side of hands with the thumb and all I'm looking for is just one simple reference of the pinky side of a fist facing up ;;
omigod i drew a reply to this and somehow in my head I remembered it as an ask about fists but it wasn’t?????????? I WENT COMPLETELY OFF THE SUBJECT and to goodness knows where
SORRY FOR GOING OFF TOPIC i hope the last pic helps w what you were looking for? OH GOSH
Anya is live and ready to show you everything. Watch her strip, dance, and perform exclusive shows just for you. Interact in real-time and make your fantasies come true.
Free to watch • No registration required • HD streaming
There are so many catgirls in anime? I dont get it? Where are all the doggirls?
I just remembered an anime with a dog girl and I immediately regret this post
Wait! What anime has a doggirl?
Fullmetal Alchemist
oh snap
REBLOG.
FOREVER.
This is an actual Therapist Recommended method for dealing with a runaway “inner critic” and this comic is perfect ❤️
