i wasn't ready for that..lol

reblog to feed her notes

How is she doing this

Never gonna forgive Disney for making people think Alice had a good time at that tea party

I be running my fingers through my bush pondering ancient wisdoms

people who grew up with money will deadass look you in the eye and ask if you’ve ever gone skiing

To me in 2016: if youre still on this website, fuck you but i understand

girl youre not gonna believe this

Victor Frankenstein after achieving the impossible and building a fucking person from scraps of the dead: Oh god, ew, ew it's ugly! Yucky! Yucky! Gross! Ew! Ew! Yucky! Yucky! Gross! Ew!

just received the best text message I’ve ever had. from my mom

must feel good as fuck to curse a prince for being rude to you while you were larping as an old woman for no reason

The lion does not concern itself with the bank account balance when a little treat is calling

The lion will never financially recover from this

yo mr white can you sign my permission slip so i can go to the aquarium bitch

jesse. you need money to enter jesse.

yo mr white can i have $5 to go to the aquarium it's for school bitch

jesse. do you want some money for the gift shop jesse.

yeah mr white. can i have money to get lunch there too please. bitch

of course jesse. bring me back a cuttlefish plush jesse

you got it mr white

thank you jesse

>go right

>go left instead (looks nice and fun!)

>…go back to the right

Go left

Go forward

> Ascend

Go right ->

Sometimes you get a brief glimpse into the American worldview and decide that you don't want to know.

I cannot stress enough that this meme is entirely literal. there's no reference or subtext you don't know. these are simply the objectively most popular works of art from each denomination.

wedding dresses are white specifically so that if the bride goes axe-crazy you can rest assured you will see the blood stains all over her and it'll be sick as fuck