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why do i need to come out ? if you still think im straight then that's on you

if you passionately defended "ugly" or "scary" animals as a kid you're gay now

no but seriously one time i ordered something from adam & eve (surprise a big ol dildo) and the order said discreet shipping and i was like cool ya know cause i lived with three dudes in an apartment and also had to go to the apartment office to pick up my package so discreet is dope and i got the package delivery notification like sick im about to dick myself so i walked my happy horny ass down to the office and told the lady my name and she went into the package delivery room to grab it and it took her a minute and she came out with a dick shaped bag just grasping the shaft of it and i looked at it mortified and had to grab the balls part of the package from the woman and she let go and it just wiggled and i could feel the squish through the bag and it was just horrible

“You dropped your dick man”

True solidarity

Look you just gotta help another man out in case his dick falls off

If you call pedophilia a kink please unfollow me and never talk to me again

Isn’t it disgusting that 23 people just unfollowed me

Unfollow me too

this goes double if you call paedophilia a disability. unfollow me twice

and if you call pedophilia an “orientation” or in any way compare it to being LGBP+ you can unfollow, delete your blog, and set yourself on fire. 

I just lost 50 followers.. bye

clearing out the trash

GO ON AND S M A S H THAT UNFOLLOW BUTTON

BUHBYE U McNASTIES

I’ve seen this circulating forever and genuinely thought “no way do I have any of them following me” until this week when it turned out I had all these fuckin “MAP” (pedophile) followers sad to find out I’m an “anti” (normal person) Please leave and also please get guinea worm.

I’m reblogging to both of my blogs bc I don’t need ppl like that here

Boys are allowed to be feminine and that includes trans boys, pass it on. Girls are allowed to be masculine and that includes trans girls, pass it on. Nonbinaries are allowed to use feminine or masculine expression, pass it on.

Hey, do me a solid and really pass this on. Please give this lots of notes, thanks.

i hope everyone with acne, eczema, vitiligo, psoriasis, dermatitis, and skin conditions have a good day today

my toxic trait is carelessly getting dressed in front of open windows because if someone wants to look in, that’s their problem

hey, tag this with a food people get really upset about you not liking

I liked this post, scrolled for like another minute before I went “SHIT FUCK SHIT” and scrolled back to reblog it

this is a fun post because people will say how many they have in the tags then you get to figure out which ones.

boyfriend, chipotle and crabs?????

hope, pizza and crabs... 2/3?

If I see that vampire guy from Baldur’s gate III ONE MORE TIME, IM FUCKING GOING TO BUY IT

DO IT IT’S GREAT