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this is how we should generate power for cities

contextual storytelling from that sign in the back

muttering "the hamsters control the wheels" as i wander around like a blind medieval soothsayer

religion is so fucking funny the world is just too beautiful there must be a higher entity behind all this. lets oppress women

i just met an actual wizard on the train and im grieving because i know i’ll never meet anyone that cool for the rest of my life

pop health science is so annoying bc it'll be like "did you know? eating strawberries will give you mega cancer" and you're like pfft whatever begone influencer. but sometimes then you'll see a reasonably credible article like "Study Shows Possible Link Between Strawberries and Mega Cancer" and you're not usually the type to follow that kind of thing religiously but idk maybe you should consider not eating strawberries? but then there's another article saying "Strawberry/Mega Cancer Study Debunked" and it turns out the original study had a sample size of 3 and was funded by Big Blueberry, and strawberries may have a small connection to mega cancer but only if you are genetically predisposed to mega cancer and eat 50 strawberries every day. so you return to your strawberry eating life. but whenever you eat strawberries in public someone tells you about the mega cancer.

LET'S BULLY RHAENYRA!

all the jokes about Daeron chilling in Old Town while the other targtowers were experiencing The Horrors™ in King's Landing meanwhile Daeron was being raised by known Targaryen hater Ormund Hightower experiencing levels of catholic guilt Westeros has never seen again

Rhaenyra getting the news in bed in her jammies but running down the hall to Daemon fully dressed with her hair in like 45 individual tiny braids is kind of frying me. Were her maids just getting her ready and desperately trying not to make eye contact while Rhaenyra screamed and hyperventilated for the whole hour it took