The Lady Phantom

Drabbles:

Short Drabble #1,

Drabble #2

Bad Blood (Jason Todd x Dark Dan):

Short Drabble

Quirks

Jason’s Birthday

Probably Should Mention

They Were Wrong

Perfect Mate

Prompts:

Batfam & Dan Prompt

Dad!Constantine Prompt

Crime Alley’s Saint

DPxDCxMLB Prompt

Liminal Joker

Teacher Constantine

Alfred x Clockwork

The Youngest Wayne

Plasmius in Gotham Prompt

Not Human

Dead Justice (Tim Drake x Dark Dan):

Dead Justice(?)

Never Leaving You 

Ritual 

Feral Cat Dan 

The Dark Phantom 

Short Drabble 

Insane  

Red Robin’s Stalker Prompt

Baby Boy 

Valentine’s Day 

Liminal Bats 

Twenty Deadly Prompts 

Gun Batman  

Plus One 

Danny’s Reaction

Revenge

Pass the Salt, Please

Short Drabble

Just for the Record

Revealed

Baby Danny Wayne AU

Here’s the Vision

Fun Facts/Tidbits

Snippets

Nicknames

Gotham’s Baby

Off-Limits

Danny vs Justice League: Pt. 1

Danny vs Justice League: Pt. 2

Works Every Time

Tim, dressed in his Red Robin gear minus mask: I have to tell you something, Dan. I’m Red Robin—

Dan: —and I’m even less straight then I thought I was

Tim:

Dan:

Tim:

Dan: …wanna bone?

Tim: …shift into your ghost form first

Dan: deal

Bruce: *sitting at the bat computer, completely unaware of his surroundings*

Dick: how long has he been there?

Tim: six hours

Dick: how on earth are we supposed to get him away?

Jason: don’t worry, I got this

*upstairs in kitchen*

Jason: *holding baby Danny* do your thing

Baby Danny: *nods before biting his own hand and starting to cry* Daddy!!!

Bruce: *bursting through the room still in batsuit* I’m here! Where’s my baby?!?

Jason: works every time

Dan: I’ve never done anything wrong in my entire (half)life

Tim: I know this and I love you

It’s this:

Dan: I’ve done so many things wrong in my (half)life

“Danno!” Jack Fenton boomed, “Come down here!”

“Coming!” Danny shouted back, putting the model rocket he was working on down on his desk and walking down the stairs till he was in the living room with the rest of the Fenton family

“What’s up, Dad?” Danny asked, Jack looking like an overeager puppy—well, more so than usual, that is.

“My brother John is coming over!” Jack grinned, “You’ll like him, a good fella!”

“We have an Uncle?” Jazz raised an eyebrow, “I didn’t know Grandma Janice had a son besides Dad,”

“Your Grandmother had married an English man sometime after your grandfather died, but they’d gotten divorced, and your Uncle John had gone with his father back to England.” Maddie explained, “He didn’t ever get along with your father much,”

“But now we’ll get the chance to move past our childhood squabbles and become the brothers we should’ve always been!” Jack grinned, “You’ll love your Uncle Connie!”

“Connie?” Danny asked in confusion, “I thought his name was John?”

“John Constantine,” Maddie clarified, “He took his father’s name when your grandmother went back to her previous marriage’s one,”

“When’s he going to be here?” Jazz questioned right before the doorbell rang.

Jack sprung up, “There he is!”

Bounding towards the door, the orange-clad man threw open the front door and wrapped his arms around whoever was there in a large hug.

“Johnny!” Jack exclaimed, “How are you, buddy?!”

“Get off me!” A British voice yelped, “I can’t breathe, ya bloody idiot!”

Jack let go and a blonde man in a trench coat fell to the floor, coughing slightly as he stood up.

“Fuckin’ shit,” The man looked rough, greasy blond hair and a stubble of a beard all while smelling of cigarette smoke and faintly of alcohol.

The man glanced at Maddie, “You’re Maddie, right? Jack’s wife,”

“That’s me,” Maddie smiled as she held out her hand as he took it to shake.

“John Constantine,” He grunted, “This buffoon’s half brother,”

The man suddenly made eye contact with Danny and his eyes went wide at the same time Danny felt his core shutter.

John cleared his throat, “Guessin’ your Danny?”

Danny nodded, “Uh, yeah,”

The two shook hands, both thinking the same thought.

This one is NOT human

Dan, talking to himself: this’ll teach that immortal loser what happens when you try to recruit me for his creepy assassin gang

Red Robin, activating comms: O? Ima need you to direct be to the nearest jeweler, I’m getting married

Oracle: I don’t get paid enough for this shit

Red Robin: you don’t get paid at all

Martian Manhunter: hello, tiny infant

Danny: *pointing at him* G’een!

Martian Manhunter: *uncle mode unlocked* he’s the smartest creature on planet Earth maybe in all the solar systems—

~~~

Green Arrow: why’s he staring at me?

Danny: *just had Robin Hood book read to him by Jason with pictures* hmmmm

~~~

Constantine: alright I’m here what do you need—

Danny: stinky! Stinky man! Ew! Stinky, stinky!

Constantine: *recognizes his aura as the ghost king* …yes, your majesty.

JL: ?????

DPxDC Dead Justice Prompt

Tim made a mistake. A very bad mistake.

Listen, he loved Dan. Loved him with his whole heart; which is why he tried to avoid the idea of his boyfriend meeting his family.

For a lot of reasons, too. Not just because his adopted father was a paranoid bat vigilante who wasn’t too fond of people with powers and that the rest of his family were vigilantes and were def going to embarrass him.

Though he had to say he mostly hid his boyfriend from them bcs he doubted they’d react too well when they found out about Dan’s…past adventures.

The point was that because Tim loved Dan he was trying to hide him from them. But it didn’t work, because why would it?

Hence the family dinner his boyfriend and him were currently at.

“So,” Dick grinned, his voice too cheerful, “how did you and Tim meet?”

Followed me home from patrol and broke into my apartment to give me flowers, a bejeweled dagger, the severed hand of Ra’s Al Ghul, and a poster board saying “please love me” Tim mentally snorted, “it was a chance meeting, I guess,”

“Like fate,” Dan grinned, his fangs gleaming and Tim could see Bruce take note of it in real time

Damian turned to face Dan, “What makes you think you are worthy to be connected to the Wayne name?”

Bruce sighed, “Damian,”

“It’s an honest question, Father,”

“Well,” Dan started, “To be honest, I suppose the fact that I am—“

A swirling portal of green ripped through the dining room, the Waynes leaping into action minus Tim (and Dan, of course).

Three Observants stepped through.

“Dark Phantom,” Observant 1 said, “You have been neglecting your duties to—“

Dan snarled as his eyes glowed red, a powerful ectoblast slamming into the two Observants next to the one that had spoken and a blast powered up for the last one.

“I,” Dan’s voice was Eldritch and horrific, “Am meeting my cursed treasure’s family. Disperse before I rip out your souls from your bodies and devour them!”

The Observants quickly vanished and the portal disappeared; Dan sitting down in his seat calmly as the rest of the Waynes stared in horror (minus Tim, who had his head in his hands and muttering about never living this down).

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Baby Danny Wayne AU

The Flash: uh, bats?

Batman: what?

Flash: what’s that?

Baby Danny: *sitting in Batman’s lap with a Batman onesie on with the fabric cowl pulled over his head and a pacifier the shape of a bat in his mouth*

Batman: this is Baby Bat,

Danny: *making a scary face* bah!

Batman: *nodding* very good, very terrifying.

Flash: …ok

~~~

Danny: *crying loudly while Superman is holding him*

Batman: *digging through a diaper bag* I know you’re hungry, baby. I’m getting you bottle now—

Danny: *suddenly staring at Superman’s chest and making grabby hands* uh! Uh!

Batman: …hon. Superman doesn’t…have that ability…

Danny: *still reaching* nom nom!

Superman: *superman.exe stopped working*

~~~

Wonder Woman: *holding Danny* this is my nephew, I will kill any who harm him

Danny: *staring starstruck at WW*

Wonder Woman: my tiny warrior

~~~

Danny: *staring at Green Lantern* icky

Batman: *nodding* good observation

Baby Danny Wayne AU

Wayne children are notorious for getting kidnapped at least once a month—be it a rogue or a mediocre thief looking for some cash and getting a beating from Batman instead.

And with baby Danny having joined the brood, Gothamites were certain the boy would be a beacon for kidnapping. A baby was just so small and helpless, kidnapping Danny would hardly be difficult.

Until someone actually tried it, that is.

It was some Scarecrow goons who actually tried it, the Waynes were at a gala and baby Danny was sat on a high chair next to Bruce Wayne as the elites ate a fancy meal.

Then the attack happened.

Lights were cut and goons rolled in, knocking out security guards and pushing down elites who were in their way. One of the goons made the actual attempt, not even fully having taken the sobbing baby out of the high chair before Brucie Wayne punched the daylights out of him.

And he didn’t stop there

Brucie delivered a beat down only a true blooded Gothamite could, utterly annihilating the goon and placing him in the hospital for two weeks before he went to jail.

All while baby Danny Wayne giggled and laughed in delight at his daddy protecting him. Later the press was given a statement from Bruce saying “No one touches my sweet little baby boy”

After the whole ‘de-aged, alternate universe half-ghost’ explanation delivered by the Master of Time following a five month year old Danny encasing his entire nursery in ice, Bruce and the rest of the family elected to let Danny being a ‘meta’ public information.

After all, he was still a baby with no control over his powers, it was only a matter of time before he accidentally turned invisible or fell through his crib (which Bruce nearly had a heart attack at).

So making his abilities public was the best decision, but there was something the family hadn’t anticipated.

Gotham City itself is incredibly liminal—it even has its own City Spirit, so baby Danny’s more…inhuman traits aren’t startling to Gothamites—if anything, they celebrate it. He’s the little ghost king (and a Wayne) in a city full of liminal and death corruption. Him showing his little tiny powers is basically healing Gotham; every time he sneezes ice or falls through a solid object, a curse is lifted of the City and while Gothamites don’t know it; they feel it.

Basically he’s their Princess Diana if Diana had magic

Observe:

Baby Danny, eating at a restaurant with the rest of the family: *nom nom nom*

Gunman, bursting in: Everybody freeze—oh! Sorry little dude, I’ll rob this place another day.

Gunman: *waves goodbye to Danny as he leaves*

~~~

Harley: Auntie Harley’s here with gifts!

Bruce: aren’t you on parole?

Harley: parole doesn’t count when it’s my nephew, I have it in writing, here!

Bruce, reading note: “Parole is temporarily suspended in the event of visiting Daniel Wayne” this was actually signed by a judge?!

Harley: *shrugs* he’s Gotham’s baby

~~~

Harvey Dent: *stopping in the middle of an attack on a gala* hi baby! Aren’t you just adorable? Who’s got your nose? Uncle Harvey’s got your nose!

Danny: *giggling*

Goons: *videotaping* awwww

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Reporter: How does it feel to be the most favored person in Gotham City?

Bruce Wayne: Well, I’m very honored to have that title—

Reporter: I was talking to Danny

Danny: *chewing on Bruce’s jacket’s lapel* bah!