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Hey, guys, doctor who is on sale. Who wants to pitch in and buy it together?

hello the bbc can i interest you in a 70+ book series about the fifteenth doctor for a mature audience containing fan service torture and bisexuality? crucially these books must cost £4.99 each and make you no money whatsoever

Genuinely can't wait to see Sylvester McCoy shoe up in a Billie Piper wig

the last image of the show before entering Wilderness Era 2.0 is Kate Stewart pulling a gun on a jogger for littering on the beach

I don't think dr who is getting cancelled but you have to admit generating hype for an announcement only to say "we're pulling the plug" would be kind of hilarious

Do you reckon Christopher Eccleston payed an Etsy witch🤔

for christmas we're deleting the entire show. tally ho you teaboo shits

he hadn't even written a script for the special.

Somewhere the tea’s getting cold

*gets dressed up to spend time in the woods alone*

once at dawn i dressed up in my regency suit and went for a walk in the woods where i heard someone go “oh” (a little like a moan) and i got terrified i’d interrupted someone dogging or something so i immediately tried to walk away before i saw the person in question, who was just walking their dog (dogging in a sense!) and i got even more scared because they were wearing black skinny jeans and a black hoodie so they looked like they had very long slender arms and legs, and both of us were really shaken so i quickly tried to get out of sight. anyway i forgot i was wearing full 1810s regencywear complete with hat and probably looked significantly more like a ghost than they did. remember you’re never alone in the woods

imagine walking your dog in the woods and seeing an obvious Regency-era ghost notice you and bolt out of sight, visibly shaken

I’m CRYING this is hilarious

Aspire to be the ghost in someone’s ghost story

I literally do not care what the Bible says about any political issue. I am not Christian. Christian scripture should have zero effect on my life or my personal freedoms. 

hey, dont cry modern doctor who fans, 159 classic who episodes, 517 books, 1952 audio stories, 1267 comics ok?

Yeah, this might genuinely be it for Doctor Who, but man, we had one hell of an innings

my feeling with regards to the billie piper cliffhanger was like 'well it's stupid but i suppose if this is what it takes to secure the show's ongoing existence it will be worth it'. consequently i now feel comfortable saying: that was simply fucking stupid wasn't it

Anyone got Colin Baker’s phone number? I need to get together a cover of Doctor in Distress.