The Incredible Time-Travelling Dinosaur

I will forever believe the true reason Garak is nowhere to be seen during "Doctor Bashir, I presume" is that learning that Julian is enhanced and has been successfully lying etc for so long would finally be the straw that broke the lizard's back and Garak would be overcome with lust and do all in his might to consummate their relationship (if they hadn't been doing that already), and the sexual tension would have been so bad, that by the time the audience had realised they wouldn't be showing gay human-cardassian sex on the tv screen, even the most homophobic of watchers would have been like "Garak is so out of character in this episode, literally unwatchable"

getting older for me has just been realizing how important it is to check the weather forecast ever day

rain from 4 to 8 today? gotta make sure i tell every person i see

If they make an earth flag it should be of this angle to piss off the most amount of people

None Earth with South New Zealand

The amount of time you have to spend on this website to still remember the Deep Lore like None Pizza with Left Beef, only to apply it to this post. Truly, boggling.

Don't even have sex

Unless you and your partner(s) want to, in which case: do have sex!

Absolutely fucking not

Oh I didn't realize you were a designated pro-sex star trek blog that's my bad. Sorry.

a 12 year old girl would make a pact with a demon just to have two different colored eyes. why did spn never touch on this

we really devolved as a society when we stopped using fully painted pictures on romance novels and started using cheap photoshop instead 

worst crime capitalism ever committed was eliminating Horny Oil Painter as a viable career option.

Once again monsterfuckers are creating the bright path for humanity

gay sex isnt this gay

The rituals have gotten so intricate

Yet poor Sean Bean is stuck with the reputation for dying in every movie. Unfair.

Give him time, he still has many years of dying yet to come.

Also there’s the question of density vs quantity. If you make a hundred movies and die in 50, and someone else makes 30 movies and dies in 30, the first one has died more, but the second one has died more often per movie.

It’s the DPM ratio that really counts, IMO.

65/402 16% Danny Trejo 60/282 21% Christopher Lee 51/259 20% Lance Henriksen 41/211 19% Vincent Price 41/205 20% Dennis Hopper 41/204 20% Boris Karloff 39/209 19% John Hurt 33/117 28% Sean Bean

I’m so proud of the statistical side of tumblr for coming through on this.