hey it’s honey(bee)!

sfw headcanons/thoughts

wb actually comes out to you as a trans man during your first date, wanting to be transparent about his identity because he's hoping that the two of you can cultivate a relationship, romantic or not

of course, you wholeheartedly accept him for being him, but you also tell him that you had no clue because of how tall and angular he is

also wb didn't transition until after he graduated high school and you can find photos of him on the girls' basketball team in his yearbook (he later explains to you that the coach practically begged him to join the team and that his puddles wouldn't be an issue... they were a bit of an issue, though)

wb lets you put the band-aid on his thigh whenever he does his testosterone injections (royd manufactured special first aid supplies for wb since his powers prevent the use of standard first aid supplies like band-aids and gauze)

you once ask wb why he chose herman for his transition and he tells you that it's his late grandfather's name and he wanted to honor the most important man in his life

one time when you were visiting wb at sdn and saw him deflate when flambae called him 'waterbitch', you proceeded to step on the hothead's toes because you know how doubly-fucked the word 'bitch' is to your boyfriend

wb is also peak gentleman; after he started his transition, his grandmother drilled gentlemanly basics into his head because 'no grandson of hers would be a hooligan like many men today'

this means lots of bouquets (he has a mini greenhouse at his house because it helps with his powers), him holding doors open, offering you his arm when crossing the street or walking down the sidewalk, etc. etc. etc.

nsfw headcanons/thoughts

wb gets INCREDIBLY HORNY after he does his t-shots so be prepared to have your pussy devoured for the next three hours straight

he also has a high sex drive in general (even before he started hrt), but injection day just cranks it up to 1000

regardless of if wb gets a phalloplasty (i.e. the surgery that turns a vagina into a penis) or not, his t-dick is still HUGE, big enough to actually penetrate you

he's obsessed with eating you out, he literally could spend the rest of his life in between your thighs and munching box

however, if you want to eat him out? that's gonna take some coaxing because of wb's dysphoria but if he's having a non-dysphoric day, then you're more than welcome to eat his boy pussy to your heart's content

wb likes to be the one who uses the strap or toys on you, it's gender affirming for him to be the one giving than to be the one receiving in your relationship

it doesn't mean he doesn't like receiving stuff during sex! he absolutely loves when you blow his t-dick

please call him 'pretty boy', 'good boy', 'handsome', '[insert masculine term of endearment]', etc. - it's very affirming to him

and please, dress up in his colors (yellow and blue) for special occasions; if you sport a baby blue or yellow lingerie set, he will go buck wild and fuck your brains out

can and will manhandle you during sex (not maliciously ofc, but he can easily put you in a mating press if he deserves)

Whines and whimpers tumble out Herman’s lips, as the sound of wet naked skin slapping against even wetter naked skin echoes throughout the room. You sit perched on Herman’s lap, sweaty from the workout that is riding your amazing boyfriend’s bitch killer of a cock. Yet, it’s so worth it; every time you bounce on it, his tip manages to kiss you in all the right places.

“Ah-” your boyfriend tries to speak, but you silence him with a harsh kiss. Staring deep in his stormy blue eyes, you remind him of the rules for this particular session:

“Dildos don’t talk, sweetheart.”

Herman’s dick twitches hard inside you, making you smirk. You continue to ride him to your heart’s content, going harder and faster when you feel your orgasm approaching. Herman reaches to grasp your hips, but you deflect and pin his wrists against his chest, shaking your head at the ginger.

“Dildos don’t move, sweetheart.”

Another whine escapes Herman’s lips, but he nonetheless complies with your wishes, as you resume your bouncing motions. It doesn’t take much longer for you to climax, your hole tightening hard around your boyfriend’s cock.

That pushes Herman over the edge, as he soon shoots watery ropes of seed deep inside you, muffling his pathetic moans by hiding his face in the crook of your neck. The two of you ride your highs together, letting the wave of intense pleasure wave over you.

“You’re perfect,” you murmur to Herman, as you slide off his cock with a soft hiss. Cum drips down from your hole and onto Herman’s lap, but he doesn’t seem to mind, too enamored with you to care.

“Utterly perfect,” you conclude your evening rendezvous with Herman, pressing a gentle kiss to his lips as a reward for being such a good boy.