dateables with a homeowner that uses their objects intimately without meaning to?? LMAO pre-meeting them/suggestive (second route au, but can be separate)
With Dorian, there’s many scenarios where your hands are full/carrying stuff. You can’t really close any doors without struggling. So, when you started to use your hips to shut them, Dorian lets out a soft grunt, light pink dusting his cheeks. He understands the struggle… but it doesn’t leave him any less flustered— feeling your hips collide against him.
Same thing can be applied to Washford and Cabrizzo. For Washford, it’s when you empty out the wet clothes and throwing them into Drysale— absentmindedly hitting your hips/waist/leg against his opening. And since it needs to lock in place, you press against him just hard enough to hear a click. In this position, your skin is unintentionally pressing against his chest. He hums. It would be quite easy for him to reach and guide you in a much different position. It sends his mind racing, that’s for sure.
Cabrizzio, on the other hand, gets the full body experience. Literally LMAO. If you’re crouching down to rummage through pots, you use your shoulder/back/ass to shut the cabinet. Wanting to close a drawer cabinet while occupied? You’ll use your hip, turn to the side, or lift a leg. It’s amusing to him how you’ll use any body part except your hands to do the job. He admires your dexterity (and the warmth you give/take every time you push against him).
On days where you use free will, you sit on top of counters and tables for shits and giggles.
Cabrizzio worries a bit when this happens. He isn’t exactly built to carry humans like couches and chairs. As he feels you shift on top of him though, it feels as if you trust him enough to keep lifted. Cabrizzo supposes this is why he has a six pack— to carry cute homeowners like you.
Abel straight up sweats, hoping you won’t hurt yourself! Gosh. He’s a table, not a gosh-darn chair. Despite the obvious issue, your weight on him actually feels comforting. And while he understands gliding your fingers across him helps you think, he’d rather you… not. It just sends a shiver down his spine!
For smaller items, they would think you can’t possible fluster them, yet you managed to prove them wrong.
Tony feels goosebumps cover his arms as you mouth a screwdriver, tinkering the breaker box. Since the og!homeowner left the house in a disarray, you’ve been keeping up with maintenance to not let that situation repeat again. As a result, the tool box is glued to your side. Tony acts like your lips don’t faze him— only to stutter out a groan as you suddenly bite down on the screwdriver. (You were getting frustrated.) Fucking hell. Tony shudders, the sharpness of your teeth nibbling his neck. You’re going to kill him at this point.
Penolope squealed the first time you dragged a pen to your lips. You were taking notes from the computer. The more engrossed you became, the more you fidgeted. Deeply concentrating, you brought the pen to your lips. Not biting down, but dragging it back and forth against your lips. Nowadays, she can usually tell when you’re going to repeat this unique quirk again, but that does not mean she’s any less affected. Though… after a while, the sensation is rather… addictive… to say the least.
Chance is in the same boat as Penolope. Except you’re more prone to tossing him back and forth between your hands. On the days that doesn’t happen however… the man would practically burst into flames. You’d draw circles across his sides at an excruciating slow pace. Back and forth. Switch to a different side. Repeat. By the you shut off the computer and exit the workroom for the day, Chance is left to compose himself at how bothered he is. You’re such a tease.
Lyric has a situation only unique to him. He notices you enjoy reading, indulging in a magazine for gossip or a good book to daydream about. Sometimes you’d fall asleep while reading. But the weirdest part? You’d purposefully cover your face with the book so light won’t peak through. In this position you’re practically almost kissing him! And you don’t even know it?! He can feel himself shaking, feeling you breathe and the proximity of your lips. He— he should use this as inspiration for his story. Yes. Totally not because he wants to relive this scene over and over again.
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could you please do a dorian fic? Maybe angsty, since he seems to only want friendship, even tho trap dorian mentions being interested in fwb? (Like maybe the mc is interested in love but woukd take anything they can get with him) Or smth else, maybe end in comfort, its up to you, i just havent seen any fics of him!!
Ty 🫶
Can't go through with it
Summary: During a heated encounter with Trap Dorian, you try your best to be respectful of all the other Dorian's boundaries
Featuring: Dorian (specifically Trap Dorian, but others are mentioned)
Fic type: slight angst(?), slight lime (making out, some grinding) in the beginning, and comfort in the end
No specific pronouns used, no use of y/n
Thank you for being my first request <3
He kept you pushed against the wall, hand gently caressing your torso as yours rest on his bare shoulders. The heated kisses he's offering you are nothing but pleasurable, if your quiet moans were anything to go by. Both of your bodies were running hot as his crotch grinded on yours, one of his hands holding your leg up against him to get better access. It was hot, he was hot.
But there was a nagging issue in the back of your head, one not even this impromptu make out session could stop you from thinking about. And Trap Dorian could somehow tell, somehow feel how slightly unfocused you were. "Hey," he mutters, raising his hand from your torso to your face "you alright?" His tone was nothing but sweet as he asked.
With a shake of your head you pull your hands off of him and shake your leg free from his grip, now back to standing with both. He still had you trapped on the wall, but seeing how you were letting yourself go from him he takes a small step back to give you more space to breathe. "What's wrong sweetheart?" Your eyes made contact with his, and for a second you wanted to ignore it all and go back to making out with him; it would be easier that way wouldn't it?
"it's just..." You begin, looking off to the side, leaning into his palm "I don't think it's right." Trap Dorian raises a brow in confusion "What's not right? Did I do something wrong? Cross a boundary by accident?" His question hit too close to home, yet somehow missed the door. "It's not you crossing boundaries. Dorian, it's me who did" the shameful look on your face makes Trap Dorian's heart burn, his hand coming up so he can cup your face with both and make you look at him.
"what do you mean?" His black eyes searching for the answer he somehow doesn't know.
"The other Dorian's..." You begin, hearing his breath hitch for just a moment, "they don't want this. I can't... I can't do this knowing you're all sort of like- I don't know, a hive mind or something." There's a pause, the air so thick you felt like you were going to choke on it before Trap Dorian starts laughing.
His laughing reverberates onto you, his hands shaking and bringing your face along for the ride. "A hivemind? Is that what people think of us as?" He asks between huffs and some chuckles. It's obvious he's trying to calm down from the surprise gigglefest. "I don't know! You guys all know the same stuff somehow, what am I supposed to assume??" You press, trying to keep the conversation serious while also hiding your embarrassment.
"Oh, sweetheart" Trap Dorian pressing his hands closer to your face, almost squishing your cheeks together in the process ",I'm touched you care so much about the others feelings." And you think that's where he'll stop, that he'll try and continue the make out without any other comment, but he continues. "We do sort of.. Share our thoughts- well, not really. We all just sort of... Know? But we are, sort of, different people." His explanation is confusing and he knows it, shrugging a few times as it's really hard for him to explain it. "I want this, want you, but if you really don't want to- in fear of making the others uncomfortable somehow, I won't force you." He leans his forehead on yours, eyes closing to revel in your warmth, feeling your breath stutter across his face. "Shame too, you're a real good kisser." He whispers that last part, getting a quiet laugh out of you followed by a 'thanks' just barely audible.
The two of you sort of stay like that, leaning foreheads together and simply enjoying the others presence and hold.
[You were rummaging through the fridge late at night, half-asleep and lazily humming to yourself.]
Reader: singing softly In the arms of the angel...
[Suddenly, a voice joined in behind you, continuing the line in a deep, dramatic tone.]
???: singing …fly away~
[You jolted and spun around only to see your boyfriend, Skips, standing there like a shadowy goblin of the night.]
Reader: JESUS CHRIST, SKIPS!
Reader: A warning! Give me a warning next time!
Skips: Warning.
[You groaned and slumped forward, pressing your tired face against his chest with a muffled groan. He just laughed, warm and playful, and reached past you into the fridge. A moment later, you felt something gently placed on your head.]
Skips: Wanna eat pudding together?
Reader: ...
Reader: muffled Yeah.
Date everything tag list: @dipdotsmiyakiwii
A/N: low-key needs better images for shadowlord as skips
Helloo! I don't know if you're taking requests but could you do the date everything characters with a player who's always biting something? Like- absentmindedly chewing on hangers or random blankets pre-dateviators but after getting the glasses they stop doing it?
feel free to ignore this if you don't wanna write it 😅
(First request! I might not always be able to accept requests but I'll try my hardest. You didn't specify which characters you wanted so I just went with the ones I thought fit with the prompt. Hope it's to your liking!)
Characters: Mateo, Penelope, Tydus, Hanks, Barry Styles
Mateo
He never minded, the inanimals chew on him all the time and your teeth aren't nearly as sharp as some of theirs.
Notices the shift in your behavior after you receive the dateviators and understands exactly why; he gets that it must feel weird to find out the things you chewed on were conscious the whole time.
Won't bring it up until after you've gotten close; he doesn't want to make you feel awkward. But he will broach the topic eventually.
You don't need to stop on his account, if it brings you comfort you can bite on him whenever you want. In blanket form or in human form.
He thinks it's cute, in fact he kind of gets his own strange sense of comfort from it.
Penelope
Flustered!!!
I mean she chews on her own pens but it's so different when you're the one being chewed on.
Will very awkwardly bring it up when you first start talking. She tries to come across as smooth and chill about it, but the stammering and red face prove the opposite to be true.
Then you stop, and strangely enough... she misses it.
WHAT? What's wrong with her?! Why does she miss being chewed on by you??? You're just the super sexy homeowner who she not so secretly has a super huge crush on.
She'll eventually blurt out that she wants things to go back to the way they were before. The discussion that follows is incredibly awkward, but endearing. Revelations are made. Boundaries are put in place.
She tells you that you can munch her whenever you want, then immediately regrets ever learning to speak.
Tydus
NO!!!
Hanks
It's chill, don't worry about it.
Hank 4 definitely has a biting habit so they get it. He bites them too; it's a form of affection.
You know Hank 3 is going to be the first to bring it up.
When you stop they think they've done something to upset you; you're gonna have to deal with some pouty Hanks.
What happened house homie? Did Hank 3's cringe rizz creep you out? He'll dial it back if you want.
You assure them it's nothing like that, you just don't want to push boundaries, and they let you know it's all good. You do you!
You now have permission to bite them whenever you feel like it, on the condition that they get to do the same.
Barry
He has the same habit. I mean, why do they make makeup palettes look like candy if you're not supposed to eat them? (as long as you're not eating the makeup itself).
Never gave it much thought when you did it, but when you stopped he definitely noticed.
Means to ask you about it for the longest time but every time you two chat he forgets to bring it up. You're just so fun to talk to and he has so many other things occupying his mind when you're around.
You're the one to bring it up in the end, apologizing for the way you treated him pre-dateviators. You're sure it can't have been comfortable.
He's quick to reassure you: it wasn't uncomfortable at all, he understands the compulsion to chew on things, it's grounding and an effective form of self regulation. Though he would recommend regularly cleaning/sanitizing anything you put near your mouth, your health is important after all.
Then he goes off on a tangent wondering if his own makeup products can feel him chewing on them. Is the brush he's holding its own micro-Barry? Does he also chew on his makeup? And how does that makeup feel about being chewed on?
Suddenly you're the one doing the reassuring. If he doesn't mind being chewed on, then any other possible Barrys would feel the same.
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Could you possibly do plinks for ShadowlordSkips Shadely from date everything?💀👀🙏🏽
SHADOWLORD :: SKIPS SHADLEY P! LINKS // NSFW/SMUT
A/N: My sweetie cutie patootie skips,,,
Warnings: 18+ MINORS DNI, AFAB & switch reader, switch/sub lean Skips anal/vaginal fingering, handjobs, overstimulation, nipple play, grinding, p in v, deep throating, blowjob, thighjob, edging, teasing, pegging, riding, groping, choking. Let me know if any links break/tags are missing!!
(IMG) Wanted a taste of Skips.
Skips eager for your touch.
Grinding on Skips.
Watching Skips become a mess beneath your touch.
Taking Skip's load down your throat.
Skips loves the feeling of your cunt hugging him so tight.
Skips grinding his aching cock between your thighs.
A whiny, vocal Skips.
Skips turning into putty in your hands.
Riding Skips. He loves the way you move above him.
Skips watching you take all of him makes him melt.
Hitting that same spot inside of you to the point of overstimulation will always make Skips cum.
Skips filling you and watching his cum spill out.
You wanted to wear a nice set to fluster Skips, but it seems that he was easily entranced.
Totally nsfw thing here of unhinged horny thoughts about the Hanks because I need those five men in a way that's concerning to societal norms: How do we feel about putting Hanks 1-4 in the cuck chair while Hank 5 ensures he's gonna be the first to get MC to have his kid
Just imagine the Hanks all sitting on the other side of the room. They can't even get each other off via Hank 5's orders while he's got MC into such a mean mating press, making sure everything he gives them goes deep enough to settle and take. Hank 5 having a bit of a power trip probably because he's got all of his lovers whining and pleading for him to let them join/cum
⋆˚꩜。 tender is the flesh - hank 5 x reader (ft. hanks 1-4)
word count: 1.3k
contains: nsfw content (duh), cuckholding, breeding, sensation deprivation, bondage, getting fucked stupid, afab!reader (use of cunt/womb, mentions of mom/mommy), squirting, marking, multiple orgasms, dom/sub dynamics, look! no hands! orgasms, proper aftercare with a dash of concluding fluff
summary: hank 5 is having no nonsense when it comes to achieving his dream of fatherhood, even if such nonsense is his fellow hanks/boyfriends.
a/n: IK IK i said that i wanted to finish a different request before writing this but this has me locked in with inspo soooo… here it is LOL :p enjoy!
Lewd gasps and whines fill the bedroom, as Hank 5 drills his cock deeper into you; legs towards the ceiling, shaking from overwhelming pleasure and accompanied by your incoherent babbling. The brunette has folded you in half, using your legs as handles for him to better piston himself in and out of your achy cunt.
In front of the bed, sits four beanbag chairs occupied by the four remaining Hanks, each blindfolded with their wrists bound by shibari rope. Despite being restrained, Hank 1 can’t help the jerking of his hips to get some kind of relief for his weeping cock while Hank 2’s angry red one is as stiff as a board, precum dripping out. Hanks 3 and 4 are the worst off of the quartet, the redhead foaming at the mouth while his cock goes untouched and the blonde squirming against his restraints with pent up arousal.
“Hank, dude, please-” 3’s voice is utterly pathetic, breathy and laced with unresolved lust, “Just- Just take the blindfolds off! Bro, please, I just wanna see House Honey-”
“No,” 5’s command sends a shiver down the redhead’s spine, “I’m not done yet.”
3 lets out a huff, but shuts his mouth for once when he hears you cry out, “Hank, I’m coming!” and climax all over 5’s cock. Whimpers and groans escape from the other Hanks, as if they're the Hank squeezing you dry, their cocks bobbing up and down from your melodious moans.
“What an angel,” Hank 5 murmurs, massaging one of your legs and slowing down his thrusting. He lazily rubs your clit with his thumb and you mewl, “You’re doing such a great job, House Honey… taking me so well,” the stimulation on your clit has you clenching around 5’s cock like a vice, “You’re gonna be the best mommy to our baby.”
Your walls clamp hard and you sob, “I will! I will!” as another orgasm rips through you too soon. The other Hanks begin to thrash against their restraints and Hank 1 cries out to 5, “Bro, seriously! Let us help! Don’t leave us like this!”
“Dude, I need someone’s mouth on me right now,” whines Hank 4 while Hank 2 pants out, “This- This is driving me crazy, bros!”
Much to your disappointment, Hank 5 lowers your legs and pulls out, his cock hard rock despite milking so many orgasms out of you. He hops off the massive bed and walks up to his fellow Hanks; one by one, he removes the blindfolds from their faces, but not the rope from their wrists, “Don’t touch, don’t cum, only look.”
His sharp order has the others whimper like scolded puppies, but they all go jaw slack when they see the state 5 has left you in. Thick cum from the brunette’s previous orgasms has spilled out your cunt and onto the black bedsheets, akin to the Milky Way Galaxy. Your tender skin is littered with numerous love bites and burning kisses, pretty red marks as evidence. 5 returns to the bed and props you up with his arms; your head begins to droop forward, but he yanks it back up with a tug of your hair. One of his deep brown hands caresses your cheeks while he smiles innocently, “Say hi to the others, angel.”
“Hiiiiii, booooys!” you slur your words and giggle, completely fucked dumb. Hank 3 abruptly pushes himself up from the beanbag and launches towards the mattress, “It’s our-” he doesn’t have time to finish before 5 shoves him back down with a push of his foot, “Don’t make me blindfold you again, bro.”
“S- Sorry, bro…” the redhead mumbles a sheepish apology. Hanks 1, 2, and 4 exchange flustered expressions, but none dare to pull another stunt like Hank 3 did. Satisfied, Hank 5 plants a firm kiss on your lips and gently lays you down on your stomach, placing a pillow under your hips. He rubs your back gingerly and coos, “Ready to show the boys how great you are at taking cock?”
“Yes, yes!” you salivate at the mention of cock and 5 laughs, “That’s the spirit, pretty thing,” he looks down at the awaiting Hanks, “Watch me knock our House Honey up!”
The Hanks get on their knees and scoot closer to the bed, almost eye to eye with you. Hank 5 swipes at your sloppy wet cunt and lubricates his cock with a mixture of his and yours cum. In one swift motion, he slides in and bottoms out, forcing a gleeful moan from your kiss-bruised lips. 5 digs his nails into your hips and resumes his assault on your cervix, the head of his dick slamming into it without mercy. Your body jerks from his thrusts, any ounce of motor function you had lost, and your pupils are blown out of proportion. Hank 5 watches the scene unfold before him, smirking to himself at the sight of his boyfriends and partner so helplessly under his thumb.
"A- Angel," 5 later grunts, his thrusts intensifying, "I'm getting-" his nails puncture your skin and leave indentations, "-close!"
"Cum in me!" you moan, "I wanna- I wanna have your baby! Make me a mommy! Please, please, pl-"
You suddenly find yourself suspended upright, supported only by Hank 5's arms underneath yours. Your ruined form is on full display for the other Hanks, as 5 hammers his cock deeper than ever before with any shred of control gone. You dangle from his hold and allow him to abuse your womb while the restrained Hanks can only stare, dumbfounded. Hank 5 then hisses, "Coming!" and gives one final thrust before shooting ropes upon ropes of seed directly into your womb. You let out a meek cry and climax again, squirting on his cock and the bedsheets. To their surprise, Hanks 1-4 also cum, the sight of you being bred enough to push them over the edge of release.
Carefully, Hank 5 removes you from his cock and rests you on the bed, massaging your lower half and pressing gentle kisses on your face and neck, "Amazing, you did so good, angel... you took me so well."
You try to respond, but all that comes out is incomprehensible gibberish. Hank 5 leaves you alone for a moment and makes great time in untying the others, the four red-faced and dizzy from what they had witnessed. He embraces the boyfriends and gives them each a kiss on the lips, "Dudes, you were great. Hank 3, you reallyyyy gotta work on your patience, homie," he side-eyes Hank 3, who offers an embarrassed smile, "Take 5 and join House Honey on the bed."
Hanks 1-4 collapse on the bed beside you and pull you into optimal cuddling position, the five of you tangled up in one another's limbs. The last Hank returns with a cooler and a warm washcloth, he sets the cooler by the closest Hank before climbing on the bed and tending to your sore cunt. While Hank 1 passes out the waters from the cooler, 5 uses the washcloth to clean off any bodily fluid from your core, you whimpering from the touch before relaxing once the warmth dulls some of the soreness. Once you're clean, Hank 5 takes a water bottle and downs it while Hank 3 lifts you up so Hank 2 can give you water and Hank 4 rubs your stomach. Soon, everyone gets intertwined in a cuddle puddle, Hank 5 on your left and Hank 3 on your right. Your eyes begin to flutter shut, but through your exhaustion, you're able to hear someone's voice:
Fuck fuck fuck No one has done any NSFW alphabet for date everything and I'm sick of this
Mac NSFW Alphabet
Human!Mac x Gn!reader
Cw: cyber stalking, obsessive behavior, hacking into your electronics, voyeurism, panty sniffing, going to be as vague as possible with Mac's genitalia Go fucking wild y'all,
Disclaimer: I am an able-bodied person writing for an ambulatory wheelchair user. If I was disrespectful or unknowledgeable in any way, please let me know. The amount of research can never compare to someone who has actually experienced it. Thank you for your patience.
All right now finally to the sex!
A = Aftercare (what they’re like after sex)
Mac always gets into this haze of, ' Wow... This is really mine...' And it really shows when Mac babbles about how good you look right now. When you notice them, try to get up out of bed to get you some water, your body shoots up, but Mac just puts a hand on your shoulder, talking in a soft voice, giving you those eyes that make you melt. "No, no, it's okay Baby... I got it. Just stay there. I want to take care of you. "
You watch them wheel out of the bedroom. Before coming back with a glass of water.
"Your body needs water. This is hardly an adequate amount... Especially after the... Heh heh~ workout I put you through... But it's better than nothing. Honestly, I would want nothing more than just to hold you. " Their words are smooth, a little bit of a growl at the end as they get up from their wheelchair and move to the bed, handing you the glass of water before wrapping an arm around you and pulling you close...
B = Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)
"I don't understand why humans make such a big deal about the flesh on another's body"
Mac says while ravaging your body with their eyes. Forgetting that they are now human. God damn it They thought you were sexy before but now they can physically feel everything. Every part of you drives them mad to no end. Is this what the phrase "hormonal teenager" truly means?
C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically)
Yes yes yes yes yes gods yes. In your mouth in their mouth inside you....
Oh God let them come inside you...
But there is nothing and I mean nothing that would drive Mac as crazy as seeing any of your clothing drenched or stained with cum or your juices. The moment they slide your underwear down and see what you are, they shudder, licking their lips. Their mouth salivating for a taste.
D = Dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)
Usually, Mac shares everything openly with you, because you have shared everything with them as they used to be your desktop computer and all...
Well except for one thing...
Mac used to know everything about you. Now that they're human, it's hard to adjust to the fact that they can't know everything you're doing like they used to. You used to spend half or more of your day just with them.
They have bugged all devices to continue watching you, and I mean a lot, whether it be accessing your camera, watching your screen, or tracking your location.
It's not that they don't trust you or they think you might be cheating, no, no, no. They could never even dream of thinking about you in that way.
It's a desperate need to know and watch you do everything, especially on specific sites.
Actually, it's Mac's favorite thing to do: watch you from your phone or computer camera, whimper, gasp, and touch yourself.
And they'll touch themselves, yeah, sure, they could just call you or initiate sex. But there's something about watching you when you don't know you're being watched that is insanely hot.
E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?)
Well yes. They have. But that was before they became human And they'll never do it again. Because now they know all they want is you.
Yes, Mac knows that they won't be absolutely perfect in bed. But they assure you that they are a very quick learner.
F = Favorite position (this goes without saying)
During sex Mac prefers to be in control; more on the dominant side whether it top or bottom.
However, if you're a service top, they will just melt like butter on a hot knife in your hands. If you're any other top they will just be a brat and try to take control.
Anywhere where they can see your face is preferred. Watching your face twist in the reactions they drive out of you. Of course how could they say no to a good cowgirl.
Mac loves loves doggy style They don't do it often, since after a while it becomes painful, But oh boy that's the pleasure and your cute little screams are worth it.
G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.)
They don't mind being goofy, and they of course don't mind when you're goofy. But they're just more serious. More focused on wanting you just scream their name. More focused on how ragingly horny they are for you.
H = Hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)
Mac usually shaves everything and then lets it grow over time rinses, repeat. Probably once or twice a month, depending on how busy.
I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect)
Oh, Mac cannot keep their hands and lips off you. Kissing every part of your body, their hands roaming, feeling every inch. They've known you for so long and so well, now they get to know you in other ways, and they're not letting this opportunity pass up. Mac will explain in detail what part of you is and why it's so attractive. Mac will put it into words explaining the times you've made them so hard and when they wanted to bend you over and fuck you. If you're shy when it comes to sexy or not going to survive a night with them.
J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon)
Mac for the first half a year of being a human They have never touched themselves... They never needed to in the past I mean it's really hard to pleasure yourself when you're a computer. But now that they're a human the thought of touching themselves slip their mind because... they have you now.
And now (around the same time they bugged your electronics), Mac opened their tablet to check up on you as you're on a work trip. They turned on an app, and their eyes widened. You're cute little moans and your hands between your legs, and that's a sweet, sweet sound that Mac knows very well. Their breath shook. They watched for a while until the tightness in their core became too great, their hand slid into their pants, and the rest was history.
They don't touch themselves until they somehow cannot get to you.
K = Kink (one or more of their kinks)
Marking (biting, hickies)
Voyeurism
Watching porn together IDK
Praise
Rough sex
Mutual masturbation
Lingerie
Body worship
Bratting
Overstimulation
L = Location (favorite places to do the do)
They much rather do it at home. You can get away with initiating private places in public. But Mac really much rather do it at home.
But at home however... Every piece of furniture ❤️
M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)
If you want Mac to fuck you till two of You need a second wheelchair. Lingerie. Lingerie or any piece of clothing that hugs your body just right.
Thigh high stockings? Fuck yes!
Chokers or collars? So hot!
Pretty lace wrapped around your body? Take it off before They ripped that shit off.
A nice outfit You are about to wear for their date? their eyes will be on you all night thinking about what they're going to do to you.
Nothing except in apron? Mac will not keep their hands off you to let you cook.
If you wear their oversized t-shirt it would do some things to them...
N = No (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)
Mac fooled around with some people and safe to say you are the only one they want. That being said. Mac is a little territorial about the time you spend with them. They've had your attention And they are used to having that attention for hours on end. Mac will not do a threesome...
Mac will not do anything dangerous.
Mac will not also do anything illegal... (Except for the stalking but shh) fucking in public is a maybe... Very big maybe. I'm sure if you tease them enough they will fuck you good.
Mac will never not a million years do anything unhygienic
Not necessarily a turn off but it's something they can't do... And that's degrade. They cannot degrade you for the life of them they're just terrible at it. They can only and only ever say nice things to you!
O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)
Yes, yes, yes, Mac gives like they are starving. They have a huge oral fixation, a thirst they cannot quench. No matter how many hours they spend between your legs.
And of course that goes receiving but not surprising They will run their fingers through your hair and pat your head while you put your mouth around them licking and sucking and they will talk you through at the whole time.
P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)
Hahaha Mac kept some of that restless stamina they had as a computer. They start off slow and sensual but slowly they devolve into fast and hard occasionally switching between the two. They just can't control themselves around you.
Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)
Mac loves quickies in theory, but every time they do one, they just want more. And then suddenly, something that was supposed to be quick sex before the grocery store ended up being. Go to the grocery store tomorrow because they're too busy being deep inside you.
R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.)
Mac is still trying to get a risky side to them. Before they kind of couldn't afford to be risky since they had your most important data and personal stuff.
However experimentation? Yes, yes, yes, Mac is researching all sorts of stuff to make your sex life more exciting. So many positions to try with you... So many toys to test. So many kinks to explore.
S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)
One thing that Mac kept when becoming realized Is there ungodly stamina. Mac can fuck you for hours with multiple rounds and still Have enough energy to take a stroll with you around town. Despite your limping body.
T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)
I hope you prepared to be a little test subject for sex toys You will always be the first to test out a toy before they do it themselves. And they will watch and enjoy, every second.
U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)
Since becoming a human Mac has been obsessed with the anatomy of a human. But instead of looking at diagrams of books They rather just lay on the bed and play in poke and prod between your legs. Fingering and stroking their eyes starting back up to see how you react.
With a mischievous smirk on their face they will lick and suck. Watching you is their favorite activity.
And in turn Mac Will happily endure and enjoy any teasing you give them back. Then you'll come to find out that Mac is far more vocal being teased.
V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)
Mac is on the quieter side, with grunts moans and whimpers. Though they do have a tendency to talk you through it.
"come on baby You're so close I can feel you squeezing me come on I know you can do it... You're so cute when you cum, come on give it to me... "
W = Wild card (a random headcanon for the character)
Mac is a notorious panty thief. If the two of you fuck in public I'm 99% sure they are pocketing your panties and you're going to have to go command over the rest of the day.
X = X-ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes)
Dick: circumcised, large and veiny, bigger than average (and is very proud of that)
Vagina: small closed outer lip! With a clit bigger than most AFAB people. And that glit it's extremely sensitive. Double click it and see how much they squirm ;)
Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)
HIGH! HIGH! THROUGH THE ROOF.
They need your body so bad.
Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)
Nope, after care and cuddles first. They ensure you have everything you need, and you sleep before they sleep. Sometimes they even want more, but wait to see if you feel the same way.