incorrect vinsmokes quotes

niji: we were yelling diving scores during titanic as people jumped off the boat

ichiji: how did this happen? i called him at 8 o'clock this morning and pretend it was 11

niji: i printed up that fake schedule for him saying we were starting at 9 instead of noon

yonji: i set all his watches and clocks to say PM when it's really AM

reiju: oh god, we may have overdone it

yonji: yeah...

niji: wanna start a fight for no reason?

yonji: yeah, i did that one time. don't you remember?

sanji: how can i be related to someone who's dumb enough to jump off a bridge when someone else tells them to

sanji: you uh... shouldn't be using a straw...

niji: yeah yeah it's bad for the environment whatever

reiju: oh really? who's it from?

yonji: rose red are red, violets are blue, it's time for you to start cleaning, and cook a little bit too

ichiji: ice cream for dinner?

reiju: no

ichiji: *looks over and sees niji and yonji arguing*

yonji: what do you mean?

sanji: you're just nicer than usual, it's weird and freaking me out

yonji:

reiju: i said that you can take that however you want

niji: so… hot, sexy supermodels?

reiju: no. not at all

niji: what did he say?

reiju: i'll call him

yonji: niji and i have both tried six times each, what makes you thi—

yonji, enthusiastically: a mistake we're going to laugh about one day

ichiji: but not today

niji: wow, you could start with a "good morning" you know