wow you're so cool and different for hating on everything popular. wow i can't believe how enlightened you are. should we tell everyone you hate this popular thing? should we throw a parade? do you want a cookie? a gold star perhaps?
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wow you're so cool and different for hating on everything popular. wow i can't believe how enlightened you are. should we tell everyone you hate this popular thing? should we throw a parade? do you want a cookie? a gold star perhaps?

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Personally I do think that sometimes non-hockey fans can end up mischaracterizing Shane and Ilya because they don't know enough about hockey/hockey playstyles
The Ilya we see in Heated rivalry would not be throwing the first punch, he's not an enforcer. Ilya is a star center and a Pest. He wouldn't be doing his job correctly if he was punching players every other game, it would end up with not enough ice time to let him be the playmaker he's paid to be.
But being a pest can be playmaking! Find a player to bait, emotionally push them just enough that they try to fight you, and then get the fuck out of there before the ref gives you both penalties. This gets your team the power play. There is probably someone on Ilya's line dedicated to helping him get out of the fights he starts, and finishing them for him!
I also think this is also something that Shane would respect. Ilya is good at it and it's a good strategy for his team. I don't think Shane would see it as some dirty tactic, because Shane probably thinks everyone with a brain can see it for what it is! He probably thinks everyone should be able to see that being an asshole is a tactic for Ilya, that it's something to ignore and not fall for, that it's a strategy and not personal beef.
I think Shane's more disappointed when a Metro falls for it. Shane sees it as Ilya set up a Looney Toons ass obvious trap and one of his teammates ran into it. Why be mad at Bugs Bunny when you can be mad at your defenceman for falling for a fucking Bugs Bunny trap.
developing the hots for ryan gosling because of project hail mary is so fucking embarrassing I swear to god. that is a conventionally attractive man. a noted hollywood heartthrob. he's even blond, are you kidding me? did he win people magazine's sexiest man alive? I don't know. I'm not going to check but it wouldn't surprise me at this point. it's such a mainstream taste. such a clichéd celebrity crush. like oh I fancy ryan gosling and my favourite drink is coca-cola and my favourite snack is ready salted crisps. jesus christ. 'b-b-but i only like him when he's in a science pun tshirt and playing a dorky-awkward loner type!' doesn't matter. he's still ryan 'ken from barbie' gosling. it's so trite. I feel like the weird nerd girl in a teen coming-of-age romcom falling for the super popular jock. don't I know that I have a reputation to uphold here? cringe.
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I would love to see a fantasy novel where the lore that the reader / protagonist learns at first is not true
e.g. they're told that this kind of creature has some kind of psychic or pheromone-based "mate bond" that cannot be broken; but it turns out that's a popular myth that has never been scientifically substantiated, and is basically used to keep people in bad relationships (basically the equivalent of "human women are biologically submissive")
"lore" is imo too often treated like information that the author is giving the reader, and it just happens to be using the medium of diagetic (that is, 'in-story') exposition.
it's so much more interesting and dynamic to treat "lore" as information that is generated and disseminated in-story. who is telling the protagonist this information? under what historical and social circumstances was this idea formed? what political motives are there for trying to get people to believe this information? which characters would disagree with it? would the protagonist believe it, or be sceptical? does the plot bear it out, or cast doubt on it?

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five facts about an au where buck and tommy meet on vacation. is it a road trip? a tour? neighbouring cottages on the lake? who almost runs who over in the boat?
tommy breaks off his relationship, comes out, transfers to harbor, and then his accountant cousin calls him one day. their great-uncle rusty is terminally ill, at his home in... oh, fuck, in stehekin. he needs live-in care and they're having a lot of trouble finding someone who's willing to move to what is basically a fly-in community. does tommy know anyone? tommy thinks about it for a couple minutes. tommy's parents always hated rusty. rusty was always nice to him. rusty never married. rusty had a friend named bob who lived with him for forty years. oh, shit. rusty is - "i do know someone," he says, and he packs up his stuff and breaks his lease and asks forgiveness from the captain at the 217 who is like oh my god of course tommy we love you already but go be with your gay great-uncle. so tommy moves up to stehekin. he never thought he'd move back to central washington but here he is, back on the shores of lake chelan, firing up the engine of a float plane to go take care of a man he hasn't seen since he was sixteen.
howie calls one day. "hey, tommy, are you still with the 217?" he asks, and tommy says no. he's got howie on speakerphone while he flips the laundry. rusty's house is a sweet two-bedroom cabin on the western shore of the lake. there's a rickety dock that keeps threatening to fall into the water and there's a hand-painted sign that says "rusty & bob's place", and rusty had taken it off the nails one day shortly before he passed and in a trembling hand had painted "& tommy too" at the bottom, and it's so quiet, the only sounds the float planes and the boats and the occasional intrepid pilots that land on the runway north of town, and it's lovely up here even without rusty and the ghost of bob hanging out with him. there's a lot of stuff to haul out, but one day he'll get this place cleaned up enough to rent out to vacationers. anyway he says "nope, sorry, why do you ask?" and howie says "shit, our probie's stuck in a house on a leaking gas line and it's about to blow," and tommy says "address? give me a sec," and he calls one of the other pilots at harbor and rattles the address off and doheny park is saved.
buck takes the payout. he takes the money and he drops the lawsuit and with his face hot and his jaw set he starts packing his things. he doesn't know where he's going to go. all he knows is LA isn't for him anymore. LA chewed him up and spit him out and he's leaving. all he wanted to do was to help people. all he wanted to do was to get back to the home he made. whatever. he's tossing one last bag into the back of the jeep when he hears a shout behind him. he knows it's chimney. he slams the trunk shut and heads for the driver's side door but chimney stops him. he has this friend, he explains. moved wayyyyy up north a few years ago. has a lake house. call this number, he says, shoving a piece of paper into buck's hand. buck rolls his eyes and gets in the jeep. he sits for a couple minutes, then he gets out of the jeep and hugs chimney goodbye. "go on," chimney says, looking suspiciously teary. "have a good adventure. you'll always be welcome here." buck doesn't know about that. he leaves.
he doesn't call the number until he's north of sacramento on the 5. he's not sure what "wayyyyy up north" meant. the guy who answers sounds like he just woke up. "chimney said to call you," buck says. "who the fuck is chimney?" the guy asks. buck frowns at the phone, which is on his dashboard on speaker. "uh. howie? han? you are tommy, right?" "oh! yeah. yes. you must be the kid. are you coming up? i can pick you up in chelan." "where's chelan? is that north of sacramento?" "uh, yeah, a fair bit," tommy says. buck pulls off the highway at the next exit and taps it into his maps app. "okay," he says, when tommy picks up again. "i'll be there in fourteen hours."
seventeen hours later--buck stopped for gas six times, food three times, and a nap once--he rolls up into the parking lot that he and tommy had agreed on. they'd talked logistics for a while, then tommy had called him back while he'd been passing shasta and they'd shot the shit for an hour, then buck had called him back between medford and eugene, then tommy had called him to walk him through the order he wanted buck to pick up at some warehouse in portland, then buck had called to ask whether tommy knew a physical therapist up in stehekin, and tommy had said there wasn't really one but he knew his way around exercise equipment, and then tommy just sat on the phone with him while he got on 90 and managed the mountain passes and then turned north and puttered into chelan. he really was going to need an oil change, he thinks, putting the jeep in park. there's a plane sitting on the lake, and a guy sitting on a bench in front of him. the guy looks like he could be a model. buck's sure he wasn't lying about knowing his way around exercise equipment. he drops to the ground and winces; his leg's locked up pretty bad from all that driving. "you must be evan," the guy says, and his voice is music to buck's ears.
it's a tight squeeze in the float plane with buck's bags and the floorboards that he'd picked up for tommy but they make it work. they fly low over the lake, between the mountains, and buck could cry at how beautiful it is.
it's so quiet here. it's almost too quiet, at first, but tommy's always around, puttering in the little kitchen, refinishing the floors, rebuilding the place. he's not gutting it. it's not a gut job, he's very adamant about that. he's restoring it. "rusty and bob made this place a home," he says one morning out on the porch overlooking the dock. "they were together for forty-two years. i didn't find that out until bob was dead and rusty was dying." buck looks over at him; tommy looks really sad. "there was this couple who died, almost at the same time," buck says. "it was tragic but it was also so beautiful. they gave me their scrapbook. i brought it with me. thomas and mitchell." tommy's mouth quirks a little at the name. buck shows him the book later, over breakfast. he and tommy deconstruct and rebuild the dock. buck cleans up the flowerbeds. they strip off the wallpaper in the hallway and the landing and buck does some online shopping and gets some really nice new wallpaper to replace it. buck installs a new sink. he can't stop looking at tommy, and he can't stop catching tommy looking at him.
tommy accidentally drills a hole through his finger and buck gets to fly the float plane to chelan while tommy holds a towel firmly around his bleeding hand and keeps it raised to the roof while calmly instructing buck how to take off and how to land. several stitches, a wound debridement, and a splint later, they get a room in one of the lakeside motels; buck never wants to fly the plane again and tommy's hand is in no state to steer. of course the only room available only has one bed. they take turns in the bathroom and then lay down next to each other, the space in between them almost as wide as the lake.
"hey, tommy," buck finally says into the dark room. "i'm really glad chim told me to call you." he feels the bed shift next to him as tommy rolls over to face him. "yeah?" "yeah," he says. "you didn't have to drill a hole in your hand to get me to share a bed with you, though." he can barely see tommy's face but the way it breaks into a smile seems like it could light up the whole room, the whole town. "well, chalk that up to another one of my famous mistakes," tommy says, before he leans in.
they fly home the next morning with matching grins and hickeys and a stupid huge bill from the chelan emergency room. buck's payout is enough to afford to live here without renting the place out, and after the will finishes up its trip through probate, it turns out rusty left the entire property to tommy, including the plane. "we're on permanent vacation now," buck says when he calls chimney later. he moves into tommy's bedroom. they install a sex swing. it's great. rusty and bob and thomas and mitchell are all smiling down on them in gay heaven.
Forget breakups. Have you ever met someone you had an insane connection with for a short period of time and then life decided that you weren‘t meant to be?
i need everyone to get into college football right now i am dying to talk about the texas tech situation. this is the kind of thing that will be referenced for the next 100 years. there will be documentaries and biopics about this.
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texas tech's quartback, brendan sorsby, was investigated for sports gambling. i know sports betting is all the rage right now, but athletes themselves are not allowed to do it. it is Rule Number 1 and it is the highest priority rule for the National Collegiate Athletic Association (NCAA), who governs all athletic programs at about 1,100 colleges in the US.
the invesitagetion of sorsby revealed that, not only did he place more than 9,000 sports bets when he himself was a collegiate athlete, but 40 of those bets were AGAINST HIS OWN TEAM when he was playing at indiana university. immediately, this threatens the integrity of the sport, and especially because indiana is the hottest team right now as the defending national champion.
the NCAA, which is largely a sham organization these days (they've truly lost their grasp and college athletics are the wild west now) actually enforced their Number 1 Rule and told sorsby his career is over, that he would never play college football again (and, subsequently, that he would never get drafted into the NFL because his college career was cut short).
well, because the NCAA is a husk of its former self, sorsby and texad tech immediately took this to court. MANY athletes have learned these past few seasons that if you can find a judge who's a fan of your team, you can get any NCAA ruling overturned. that's exactly what texas tech did. they filed a suit in Lubbock, where the university is located and where every judge is an alum of texas tech. so sorsby was granted an injunction and will now only be suspended for the first 2 games od the 2026 season (which are alwayd against no-name teams that will be destroyed regardless of who's suspended).
every other school in the country immediately went on the defensive because this is a very clear integretiy issue. so nebraska and georgia (sic em dawgs) released statements saying that all currently-scheduled competitions witb Texas Tech in ANY sport will be canceled and there will be no future schedulings. at least 3 of the major conferences (SEC, Big 10, Big 12) , who account for almost all division 1 sports teams in the country, are also in discussions about cancelling comtests. Texas Tech is part of the Big 12, and there is serious talk of all other teams in the conference shutting texas tech out.
now would probably be time where i say that texas tech is one of the wealthiest programs in college football becaise there is a single billionaire alumnus pouring money into the program with hopes of essentially buying a championship. so texas techs integrity has always been questionable. anyway, the university president put oit a statement that he doesnt care that sorseby violated regulation and that texas tech will sue any school that refuses to play them because it jeopardizes their championship prospects if they're umable to play any games.
this is all just startomg but its so juicy and delicious. the NCAA is going to crumble to dust if they cannot get this injunction overturned. schools like georgia and nebraska have plenty of money so a suit isnt necessarily a concern, but this will absolutely change college football forever. i cant stop reading about it.
I try not to fall into the "I never liked their work anyway" ditch when an artist/creator reveals themself to be a terrible person
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a feeling I do have and will stand by is "While I enjoyed their work overall I did have some gripes that I overlooked out of affection and whimsy, but now that my loyalty is gone and my affection tainted there is nothing holding me back from enumerating my many grievances, to which the revelations of the creator's shittiness may or may not provide a new and infuriating context."
#such a good summation of this actually#because yeah there’s usually things that were always present#but which were easy to overlook or give the benefit of the doubt#that suddenly become relevant after a revelation about the creator#and it’s really not the same thing as the self-defensive “’I never liked it anyway’
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