Just Random Things

so a Blorbo is a type of spiritual chew toy, i gather

standing up and blacking out for a few seconds is just transitioning from a cutscene to the actual gameplay

You motherfuckers need to eat salt is what that means

Monsterfucking is so normalized on Tumblr I kinda forgot it even counted as a kink. I thought it was like liking boobs on girls. The basic normal stuff most people like.

if you really care about media warping people's perception of reality, how about we stop talking about porn and start talking about cop procedurals?

Being propagandized into waiving your right to an attorney is a million times more harmful than getting conditioned to like facials.

do you have any idea how refreshing it is to see a correction/suggestion to this post that actually understands the assignment

i love you vaccines i love you research i love you reading the book instead of having chatgpt summarize it i love you critically thinking rather than reacting to a headline i love you investigating the source material i love you science i love you math even though you are personally my enemy (math/yn slowburn) i love you writing even though you try to stab me a lot i love you Experts in Your Field i love you Using The Brain

in this case there isn't actually any nuance. he literally says "my demon killing arrow is specifically designed to kill demons", which i find even funnier because he uses the same word 诛妖 (zhu yao) "to kill demons" for both instances. so it actually is the poison for kuzco, kuzco's poison, the demon killing arrow for demon killing.

As much as I want to be a short Bingmei truther, honestly it would be better textually if Bingmei was bigger and taller than Bingge (who had to be tall and big to fit the male power fantasy). Like Bingmei got fed and trained and cared for during puberty. The love he received made him better prepared for the abyss. Like imagine he comes out of it and Shen Yuan thinks “oh wow he grew! He’s bigger than I imagined reading PIDW!” And then we see Bingge. And he’s smaller. Wirey-er. All the baby fat is gone on his face. Despite his muscles, his stomach is still concave. The absence is tangible in him.

I love the very idea of the paris catacombs like. yeah sure the real-life city of paris has a straight-up megadungeon sprawling under it. Why not.

There’s also bones.

“Well how much bones.” I can assure you a comical amount. You’d think I was joking amount. Dark Souls ass decoration amount

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If there's one person on a bus because that person cannot or doesn't want to drive, the bus is succeeding.

I read a study once on the fuel efficiency of various types of commuter vehicles (car, bus, train) on a per person basis and the number of people needed riding public transit to match the "efficiency" of cars is shockingly low. A bus needs to carry like 3-4 people to be fuel efficient, and trains require 2-3 per train car. Both often carry two dozen or more during peak hours, more than justifying any perceived requirements for efficiency for the train or bus to provide service the entire day.

as above (insane in the head) so below (insane in the pussy)

i just think. mob boss wife dick grayson can fix me. y'know what i mean? red hood should wife him up hard