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when trump says communism is the biggest threat you will notice he does not say liberalism which is no threat to him whatsoever

As if kinky dating was not enough of a pain in the ass, now we have not only fake Doms, but fake Doms using fucking ChatGPT to answer basic ass questions 🤦‍♀️

Other than just being such an ick, there’s something so funny to me about the idea of a Dom who needs ChatGPT to Dom. Like “don’t worry baby I’ll tell you what to do just let me ask AI what to do first.” It’s so fuckin dumb.

Something to keep in mind…. building muscle is so hard people compete to see who can do it best. If you’re a woman worried about “getting bulky”, i promise you that you cannot achieve that physique by accident. Now go lift weights to increase your bone density & protect yourself from osteoporosis and improve your insulin resistence and eat a fiber + protein dense meal with some carbs to refuel and fat for satiety + energy 🫵

trans women this goes double for you especially the part about eating 🫵 you are not immune to your bones becoming tapioca in your old age pick up the weights and the fork sister we’re all gonna build our new bodies if i have anything to say about it

If I get into art again I'm gonna draw all the women muscular for representation, to piss off incels and to treat lesbians. There's so many bonuses and no downside to that (except maybe extra shading)

Reblog and put in the tags: What’s your evil, alternate timeline self? Mine’s the one where I didn’t bail on my forensic psych degree and actually became an FBI profiler. 

I agree and it especially rubs me the wrong way when it's used like a euphemism for "having sex." Just say sex. If you mean unprotected sex specifically then say unprotected sex.

At the local hamburger shop and they said yelled out “order 167!” And three middle school age kids yelled in perfect unison “ 6 7!” Life is sometimes so beautiful

If you reference 67 you deserve to be executed on the spot tbh

If I was king for a day the first thing I would do would be to sentence you to a life full of love and understanding.

i'm so tired of social media users saying "successful people are abusing stimulants". unsuccessful people are too. #WEMATTER

job interviewer: would you be willing to destroy and betray yourself for nothing?

[ID: A tiktok captioned, "the father of a disney princess who for some reason has a huge blind spot when it comes to the fact that the woman he loves is literally an evil witch." A comment from Bambi reads, "louis from interview with the vampire" /end ID]

Anon bb come back i can change for you

Why suffer ennui when you can get a bánh mì