More Gross To Love

Today's Haus of Declin strip is so good

yummyummyummyummyummy yummy for piggy

Come to the library. We will laminate your penis for free.

"Tattoos are becoming unpopular", "piercings are unpopular again", "keep your hair natural never dye it again, it's the trend now" literally fuck off I know what y'all are doing

something I do find mildly funny about project hail mary is that like. okay I think Ryan Gosling was excellent casting, right? like I think he does a really phenomenal acting job and I enjoyed him in this movie immensely, he gives a very endearing and believable performance as this meek nerdy scientist. and sure, actors can and do radically change their body types for films pretty often, but I don’t think this particular work really called for that. so like it’s fine. but there just really is no particular narrative reason for Ryland Grace to be beefy and muscular the way Ryan Gosling is. like that’s not something that just happens to you, it’s something you have to build and maintain. idk a lot about astronaut training, I’m sure it’s probably good for them to be physically fit. but notably Grace was not intended to go into space until the last second. so it’s not like he was working out for that. And like I guess there’s really no reason why he can’t be a nerd and also a gym guy. but it just is kind of amusing how jacked he is for no good reason. like imagine you’re rocky and for some reason or another you do get to go to earth and meet other humans and learn more about human biology in general. like I know Rocky wouldn’t REALLY have a metric for human attractiveness or maybe even buffness. but I have to imagine at some point it would hit you like. grace hunky dreamboat question. grace cut sexy GQ underwear model question. why grace get put in spaceship question. grace should have been at club statement. shaking ass in jockstrap statement.

new nemesis dropped

Hey, we can talk this out. We don't have to fight

WHO ARE YOU

the new fantasy genre, popehunk, encompasses all books in which historical figures responsible for real atrocities are presented as sexy and potentially suffering from a cute lil' anxiety disorder

Hamilton

one time i told a group of lesbian and bi women that i have never watched wicked and they were shocked, gagged, gooped, “but you’re queer. you like pussy. how have you not seen wicked?” yeah. well. i like pussy, not musicals?

“are you going to the lucy dacus concert?” no. i listen to gucci mane.

Polycules should be able to trade people like sports teams do

Listen -- you're a good defender and your pussy is fantastic, but that's not what our team needs right now. We're trading you to Greater Boston in exchange for someone who has a car.

Oh im so normal about this im so very very normal about this in other unrelated news how much is it for resident evil f

i just saw the phrase "unregistered molotov cocktails" in a news article and im really enjoying imagining this world where you have to register molotovs to the state