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Art attack against @emmettkane and their mushroom knight(?) Mute 🍄🗡

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I think Spock could hang out with Squidward because they're the same type of cultured faggot but Squidward would get petty and mean about something and Spock would be like honestly mr tentacles I find this type of outburst very distasteful. & he would fix him
do they live in capitalist bikini bottom or socialist space future because the answer really affects whether spock fixes squiddy or systemic injustices change who spock is as a person.
I was imagining the enterprise comes to bikini bottom planet of the week style but I'm obsessed with the idea of spock working at the krusty krab & how that would affect him psychologically
buy her a bag of chips... and fuck her in it!!!
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I wish I could make white people(and not just white Americans) understand how diverse the pre-columbian Americas were. The history, religion, culture, politics was at least as complex as Europe's. There was the full gamut of religions, from monotheists to animists to ancestral religions. There were city building empires, village farmers, nomadic traders, and so many other ways to live. This is all just based on what we know, the fragments left behind and the stories of survivors of an apocalyptic plague. All this before the most extended campaign of genocide in history was waged in an attempt to wipe out those survivors.
Over 500 years spent trying to cut down a whole trunk of human culture.
Do you understand how much poorer our whole species is because of it? Can you imagine where art, religion, and science would be if we still had these vast bodies of knowledge? The stain of the colonial project will never be fully washed clean. We owe more than just the land to those we stole from. We owe them a whole future, a future that could have been brighter for all of us. If only greed and fear weren't allowed to rule this land.
I do not tag with my hand; he who tags with his hand has forgotten the face of his father.
I tag with my eye.
I do not reblog with my hand; he who reblogs with his hand has forgotten the face of his father.
I reblog with my mind.
I do not post with my phone; he who posts with his phone has forgotten the face of his father.
I post with my heart.
Im dryin up faster than lake mead just thinking about it
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I wish I could make white people(and not just white Americans) understand how diverse the pre-columbian Americas were. The history, religion, culture, politics was at least as complex as Europe's. There was the full gamut of religions, from monotheists to animists to ancestral religions. There were city building empires, village farmers, nomadic traders, and so many other ways to live. This is all just based on what we know, the fragments left behind and the stories of survivors of an apocalyptic plague. All this before the most extended campaign of genocide in history was waged in an attempt to wipe out those survivors.
Over 500 years spent trying to cut down a whole trunk of human culture.
Do you understand how much poorer our whole species is because of it? Can you imagine where art, religion, and science would be if we still had these vast bodies of knowledge? The stain of the colonial project will never be fully washed clean. We owe more than just the land to those we stole from. We owe them a whole future, a future that could have been brighter for all of us. If only greed and fear weren't allowed to rule this land.

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part of being an adult is figuring out what eveyone else's definition of "going crazy" is. to you it is not sleeping for 60 hours, writing 80k words in one sitting and expiriencing enough anxiety to kill a horse. to beth from accounting its buying a ticket to Columbus, Ohio. and to your friend its consuming so much ketamine you lose all of your posessions and wake up with five broken bones in a ditch somewhere and then proceeding to do it again the next day. to your other friend its writing a letter to their favourite actress about how much they appreciate her work. to your neighbour its laughing loudly in a grocery store whilst in pajamas. maya from uni hears the voice of her dead father making jokes with no punchlines and she considers that to be quite normal - to her going crazy would be hearing her husband instead. your downstairs neighbour will take night walks naked sometimes and claim there is nothing weird about him. there are literally no rules to life and all meaning is in the eye of the beholder.
the main trick to dancing at a goth club is:
1. Imagine you’re a powerful wizard
2. Imagine you’re channeling mana for one of your strongest spells
3. you can also pretend you’re a deep sea predator pretending to be aquatic plant life drifting in the currents to attract prey
Kids today need to learn how to pull the evil taffy.
4. Brush away the spiderwebs in the vast and mysterious crypt you're exploring
I genuinely am starting to hate the "I love when female characters are allowed to be feminine and girly and powerful at the same time" take, because that's literally all of them and that's literally all they ever seem to be.
"Women could only be powerful if they were portrayed as butches 🙄" Girl where. From Wonder Woman to Elsa. Where is this Butches Epidemic in mainstream media. WHERE.
Reblogging this a second time to say that the only other people outside of this kind of liberal pop-feminist haze that says shit about female characters being excessively masculine and "not allowed to be feminine" are people like Tucker Carlson, the guy who wants to fuck the green M&M but only if she's wearing heels
every day i tell myself i need to leave the disco elysium subreddit then someone is really funny on there and i’m forced to keep going
editing to add some faq on this post because somehow it's confusing:
Q: (some shit about cuno getting shot) A: cuno doesn't get shot. cunoesse does. there's actually women and girls in this game.
Q: where do you get a gun this early in the game? A: kim gives you his gun to shoot down the body. you choose to turn your gun on cunoesse instead because she won't stop bullying you. this is a cop game.
Q: (some shit about how they can't tell if this person is joking) A: they are, in my opinion, very obviously making a joke and doing a bit and being funny and being silly and so on.
Q: what game are they talking about??? A: i literally said in the fucking caption that it's disco elysium.
Q: CLEARLY this person- A: you don't know anything about this person. you're making up headcanons about strangers and getting mad at them for it.

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this part of stevie nicks’ interview with rolling stone is taking me out