Skeleton Superhell

At all times I am filled with a berserker like rage but thankfully for everyone around me I am much too tired to do anything with it

more ppl need to get hooked on this drug called album in order. not enough people on album in order these days

I'm going to fix everything in the next three hours everyone wish me luck. if i dont then probably ill dig a hole and lie down in it for a bit in the rain/sun/whatever outside looks like these days

the hole isnt even that bad

I was duelling this girl but I misread the vibe so when we got into a bind and got really close to each other I didn't kiss her I just hit her in the face with my pommel and now she's crying and she's got a nosebleed

its crazy how nobodys made a good console since the wii

Miss Piggy tied to the mast while Statler and Waldorf heckle her from the sea

Story-driven roguelike where you actually resolve the central problem with no contrived shooting-our-own-themes-in-the-foot excuse for why you just keep iterating on it forever after the credits roll, and any runs after that are framed as PTSD dreams about all the shit the protagonist went through.

Just imagine all the fucked up postgame difficulty modifiers you could easily justify in this framing. Nightmare mode mod where all the trash mobs have the face of your dad.

PROBLEM ONE CAN BE SOLVED BY USING YOUR OTHER ARM?

WE ARE IN A BRAVE NEW FRONTIER

green tiles.

i honestly havent listened to music in years but its fine that other people do. i dont judge

a lot of people don’t tell you this when you’re starting to remodel your own home but occasionally under the floorboards you’ll find the entrance to an unimaginably sprawling and vast complex of underground lakes connected to each other through intricate networks of tunnels where suburbanite mermaids have set up mermaid strip malls with mermaid verizon, mermaid driving school, the mermaid liquor store, and so on. and many people will think this is a plumbing issue, but it’s actually a zoning problem

Fired from the Walmart for having a “usurper’s disposition”