Skeleton Superhell

At all times I am filled with a berserker like rage but thankfully for everyone around me I am much too tired to do anything with it

when people defend the “Cis white guy is default” thing like “He’s meant to be an everyman we can all relate to and project on!” kindly remind them the largest ethnic group in the WORLD is Han Chinese and the highest gender percentage fluctuates so if you want an ACTUAL  “default” you want a 40 year old chinese person whose gender changes from year to year.  

#give us the middle-aged gender fluid Chinese protagonist that we can all relate to and project on (via @mr-and-mr-pavus)

it's important that you imagine the sword saint unmatched under heaven as an older woman with a drinking problem and a shit dating life.

the central conceit of white boy "comedy rap" genres is that they're too racist to recognise that most classic rap is already pretty humorous in many ways, on account of wordplay being fundamental to the form,

and also steeped in pop culture from the very beginning, like the rap scene was already making music about comics and anime and video games you don't need to segregate a new genre for that

throw your hair in a messy bun, drink some blood, put on some nine inch nails and jerk off face down

Makes the action figure version of you pink to better align with your parent franchise's target audience.

I like the forcefem undertones of this post.

Focus group polling of key market demographics indicates that you should put on the dress.

fuuuck accidentally mixed up dowsing rods and sounding rods and now my pepeneus can detect freshwater springs

i teleport behind you like in the animes but we’re ass to ass