Robby

A pet peeve I have is people saying that the doctor isn’t a time lord because of the whole timeless child thing, because they are, the species they were born as doesn’t actually matter, the doctor went to and graduated from the time lord academy and earned the title of time lord, so they’re a time lord

THE DOCTOR WAS A DEI ADMIT TO THE TIME LORD ACADEMY WAKE UP SHEEPLE! THE WOKENESS HAS TO END!!!!!!!!

Bring several thousand tonnes of liquid cement, various moldings, a paving machine, line stripers, electrical wires, and lights, you'll need a DIY 8 story parking garage

“it failed because it got too woke” IT’S DOCTOR WHO, WOKE CAME FREE WITH YOUR FUCKING DOCTOR WHO???

If you want protein, have.... drumroll, please.... protein. A unicorn frapuchino with protein in it is not the superfood you think it is

The "solution" to this in my area is an ADU, which is basiclly a small modular house, but guess what! You still need six figures of land for them, and they don't really appreciate in value, so you're basiclly inventing nothing!

Ironiclly my parents got their wedding venue so easily *because* of 9/11

Except me. You will never be rid of me.

See but now we have an anonymous 12 year old on twitter who elon musk pays to tell what he wants to be true and that's *so* much better, obviously

Or you use a plastic/silicon spatula?? Or a silicon whisk?? go to literally any dollar store they have shitty plastic/silicon kitchen utensils you can scramble eggs with without scratching up your pans

I hate this site so much.

"I'm going to avoid ruining the pan and consuming black flakes by instead using a tool that fills my food with microplastics"

Eat the plastics themselves, I do and turned out fine!

People get real weird when you say you want to feel their heart beating in your palm after you've slipped your hand under their ribcage

Please let me do this (I promise not to tear it out)

I absolutely adore dogs but I think dog haters are (usually) more justified than cat haters wrt their reasoning

so you’re telling me that “stuck a feather in his hat and called it macaroni” would be like saying “wrote a G on his belt and called it gucci”

that’s…a pretty good analogy actually

Seeing my notifications get flooded with this every July 4th is the only thing I respect about America

do not start gambling. go outside and locate a bug. now post it on inaturalist. bam. nature's gacha game

But then I can’t give pokymarket money :(

a severe thunderstorm warning that doesnt follow through is worse than orgasm denial

Never had an orgasm denail, but sure hate when there isn't a thunderstorm :(