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genetics are so funny because a lot of (maybe most) mutations that get established do so not because they provide any kind of benefit, but because they just dont kill you fast enough to prevent you from reproducing. once you start looking at evolution this way, everything is a lot less mysterious

Listen I understand why many people find Jon's paranoia thoughtless or even stupid. And I also get the people defending and justifying it (me included I'm a full time Jon defender). But in all the discussions about Jon's behaviour everyone seems to forget that no matter how irrational his actions may have seemed at the time, in the end he was literally right. One of his coworkers WAS an imposter. Someone in his close environment DID kill Gertrude. The world WAS out to get him specifically. Calm and rational reasoning be damned my man was spot on

if ur skinny and u get all sad and mopey like "ohhh im so fat )): im so ugly and fat ))): being fat is the worst thing i could possibly be ))): i shoud lose weight and quit being so awful and fat ):" you owe every fat person 1 million dollars and if you say this shit to fat people directly, 2 million, and if you say "oh youre cute though but IM ugly and fat, i dont hate fat people i just dont want to be fat" when said fat person is upset about you saying how much you hate yourself for "being fat" its 3 million

hi i have anorexia and comments like this have encouraged me to starve myself but im sorry you dont feel entitled to body shame fat people because i said it was wrong. youre allowed to feel insecure and to complain about it but i was posting about making comments about hating yourself for being fat and hating fat people being harmful to fat people, including fat people with restrictive eating disorders. its a nuanced topic but i dont think having an eating disorder means that you get to make comments that are harmful to fat people with eating disorders (or without tbh). so like. hope this helps?

I’m hungry.

me too. @jonathan-sims-offical can we eat one of your assistants?

NO!

Jarchivist we hunger. We are asking very politely to have a snack. Please.

You could perhaps eat people who are *not* Archival Assistants?

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No, I know you can, you do ever take people who aren't Archival Assistants! You took my friend at one point - though in fairness that was less "you ate them as a snack" and more "my friend's a Spiral avatar now" - and you took Helen and she was going to be Food, and that one person in the insomnia episode and so on, I *know* you can eat people who aren't Archival Assistants.

i can but ☝️ i enjoy tormenting jonathan sims

I’m hungry.

me too. @jonathan-sims-offical can we eat one of your assistants?

NO!

Jarchivist we hunger. We are asking very politely to have a snack. Please.

You could perhaps eat people who are *not* Archival Assistants?

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if dogs could use the internet and talk their incel communities would definitely have some insane shit to say about spaying and neutering [remembers this isn't normal to think about] the weather is warmer lately did anyone notice that

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Trace amounts of Monica in my life

A statistically insignificant level of Monica in my life

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