GUMMY SHARK

The person I reblogged this from deserves to be happy.

shoutout to the baddie i met in portland with gerry’s eye tattoos on their hands. i went “ayyye, ceaseless watcher, turn your gaze upon THIS WRETCHED THING!” and they twerked along 😭

Keay, hello, hello! Happy to see you've joined us!

"comfort character this" and "comfort character that" what I need is some comforting cold hard cash

person who at first glance looks like a normal man named rick but you come to find out that they're nonbinary as fuck and their name is maverick. person who at first glance looks like a normal woman named lucy but you come to find out that they're nonbinary as fuck and their name is lucidity

i’m so thirsty… won’t you use /water to water me?

sexual thrill at the mere prospect of cataloging things in a database

asexual thrill at the mere prospect of cataloging things in a database

This is what hozier meant when he says he falls a little bit in love everyday with someone new

I once watched a girl in the produce aisle pick up a bushel of bananas that were precariously perched on the edge and move them farther back and under her breath she said “there you go sweeties - that will be more comfortable” before shuffling off and… I think about her often.

« Silent lovers » is such a sweet way to put it.

I was driving on the highway and passed a dude absolutely JAMMING alone in his car, doing those little half dance moves you do when you’re stuck sitting down in a small space, bellowing unheard lyrics at the top of his lungs, and my instant reaction was to think “I love you.” And then to pray he had a good day, or whatever, because those fleeting moments of connection are so incredible.