GUMMY SHARK

I like when people vaguepost about being horny

this was about making pancakes with a fictional man, sir

why is this getting notes

I like when people vaguepost about being horny

this was about making pancakes with a fictional man, sir

why is this getting notes

I like when people vaguepost about being horny

this was about making pancakes with a fictional man, sir

Everyone’s fetishes are so unique

I like when people vaguepost about being horny

this was about making pancakes with a fictional man, sir

Everyone’s fetishes are so unique

constantly trying to see the inherent good in people is a humiliation ritual that i continue to willingly participate in

I have one of these and I keep it in my IT toolkit because that teeny little screwdriver is the right side for laptop casings, but because it lives inside a large object it’s harder to misplace than a standard tiny screwdriver. Also because the look on a client’s face when you bring out a brass hammer to fix their laptop is absolutely wild.

Ok but what if ryland grace always muscles = yes and nobody on the Vat knew until they needed to haul some equipment in one of the labs and all of a sudden grace of all people is taking off his cardigan and no one in the lab understands where this beefcake superman materialized from

watching 20 year old tv shows is all fun and games until you realize how far we’ve backslid on certain social issues

like you’ll have an entire special episode on the morality of medical marijuana which I feel like you really don’t get these days cause everyone is just kind of like “¯\_(ツ)_/¯ it’s weed” but then you have an episode about how forcing intersex children into strict gender roles is abusive or well meaning (tho dated) episodes about how trans people deserve basic human rights and respect or like an entire episode about how your personal feelings about abortion shouldn’t determine the care you give as a doctor and you’re just like ahhhhh. Ahhh. Okay.

“never kill yourself” is such a funny phrase to me that i think it’s accidently started working. its like an affrimation. say ‘never kill yourself’ enough times as a joke and maybe you won’t try to kill yourself over minor inconviences anymore

People not liking the "cat distribution system" trend because "what if they are just outdoor cats" to me is like. Okay maybe you shouldn't have left your cat outdoors 🤷‍♂️

"we cut the nobody scene from the odyssey" "we cut the religious trauma and parental abuse from carrie" i'm starting to think that studios barely funding original films is starting to have an effect where directors make up a story and then slap an IP on it in order to sell. or maybe some bitches just can't read anymore idk it's one or the other

guards! read me my bedtime yaoi

my liege if you keep having all of the guards come to your bedroom to read you bedtime stories, there will be no one to actually guard the castle during that time!

any intruders are welcome to join us for story time

my liege the enemies to lovers yaoi is affecting your perception of the danger of real enemies.

when will it be my turn.

holy fuck

happy one year to bedtime yaoi