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Writing 和風細雨 (he2feng1xi4yu3; gentle breeze and light rain) with a cat's tail on a water-writing mat.
Water-writing mats turn black when wet and return to their original colour once dry, so they are often used to practise calligraphy with water. The black colour allows you to see your writing clearly, and the mat can be reused as soon as the writing dries and disappears.
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I couldn't resist, so I made it ✨️American Woodcock!✨
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Friend: They made it better ! :D
Dino guy: ( ・-・)
Dino guy: I am going to castrate him tonight.
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Found my 53yo very-much-not-online father in the kitchen today meticulously arranging cutlery on the countertop and i was like 'what are you doing' and he looked up at me with the world's most shit-eating grin and said "Your mother told me this is how you rick-roll the Youth" and i looked over and it was fucking. Loss.jpg.
i must stress that he's never seen the original comic. My mother simply showed him the shorthand symbol and he memorized it. As far as he is aware this is just a fucking hieroglyph that deals instant psychic damage to everyone under the age of 30
I am drunk and on my way home walked past this truck that had pictures of fish on it and said ‘meat without feet’ I laughed so hardr
MEAT WITHOUT FEET
String identified: a a a a at t tc tat a ct t a a ‘at tt t’ ag a AT TT T
Closest match: Tethysbaena scabra genome assembly, chromosome: 15
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eepy mourning dove cupping its wings under its belly for cushion ©Ella
Apparently someone got their car stuck on the light rail tracks at Mt. Baker. For those unfamiliar this is 35 feet up in the air
First test flight of a flying car by Mazda partially a success
I feel like the Arizona Utah license plate should take some place in our analysis of whatever in the goddam fuck we’re looking at here
Cats that are REALLY human socialized and tolerant of touching are so funny. You can just grab them and pick them up. Boneless. Squish their little face in your hand. They love it. But what's funnier is when you get used to one of those and then absentmindedly pet a normal cat weirdstyle and they're like MYAGH?? & you're just like ykw you're right my bad girl
Grabbing a cat and kind of wiggling it back and forth will have wildly varying results depending on if the cat is normal or boneless

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A doll youtuber I watch has made a video about the history of Polly Pocket, and she's describing the plots of the dvd specials, one of which features an elderly woman named Ms. Throckmorton, and my reaction was
What [car] would you build a time machine out of?
an old VW Beetle because it wouldn't look out of place literally anywhere
Lancelot: Egad sire! Look at that. King Arthur: Hm, rare to see a VW Beetle this far north. Not impossible, mind.
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i have no comment this is just the funniest fucking thing i’ve seen all day
the second eel at the end in its little cuck shelter 💜
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a deeply underrated part of the gay taylor swift conspiracy theories is that if they're right and she really has spent over a decade sending subliminal messages based on minute details for people to decode then she's uuuuuh. I mean she's insane. she's jigsaw. she's the riddler. her dad bought her career because if she didn't have music to distract her she would have started building deathtraps.
the hajj is so much less of an achievement than it was before the invention of motorized transportation. its nothing now, who cares. they need to put the kaaba on the moon.
@jackhkeynes said:
"they need to put the kaaba on the moon" is iambic pentameter and thus immediately stuck in my head as a forever earworm
ok ok
before the motorcars and aeroplanes, the faithful used to get to god on feet, from indonesias, eritreas, spains, to bow their heads at god's eternal seat,
but nowadays theyre carried by machines. not popping blisters leaking in the sand but wealthy tourists reading magazines conveyor-belted to the holy land
we have a plan to set the world aright to prove that "holy" cant be cleaved from pain, to reenact mohammed's nightly flight upon the back of ummah's brightest brains.
prepare the way! the time is coming soon! we need to put the kaaba on the moon!