Vroom vroom! 🧀

Pet peeve: anytime people say "my truth."

I'm not saying everyone knows all the truth - everyone is wrong sometimes, and there are some facts of life that are entirely mysteries to everyone and cannot be discovered or quantified in our lifetimes, but that doesn't mean it isn't the truth. "I'm wrong about some things and still learning about lots of other things" = accurate. "Maybe you don't believe I can manifest myself into a billionare without working a job but that is my truth" = asinine.

"Truth & reality are subjective" that's a funny way to excuse yourself from this conversation but aight, cheers bruvva. You believe that nothing we could say is objectively true or false and nothing you could say is objectively true or false? 👍👍 Thanks for subjectively increasing the CO² in this room and subjectively adding nothingness to a concrete conversation.

i fucking love when halloween music is just surf rock with a ghoul laughing in the background

talking like point-and-click game narration to the bugs in my room

you can't get out that way!

that's not very helpful.

maybe the open window will help.

try the open window instead.

being a kid and hearing adults say stuff like "woah 2011 was 4 years ago haha" didn't really convey the fucking horror of a youtube video crossing my recommended labelled "9 years ago" and it's from 2017. that's not true. 9 years ago is 2010 or something. don't lie.

Can't even tell people that Google is free anymore because of enshittification.

"Just Google it and DO NOT read the AI summary and skip the weird sponsored top results" just doesn't have the same ring to it, you know?

actually tbh pregnancy as a concept would not suck so much in fiction if women were allowed to be mothers and also fully fleshed out characters outside of that role. a lot of men in media get to be fully fleshed out characters even if they have children; the mentor role is infamous - but women don't particularly get to occupy the same three dimensionality men do when it comes to guiding children. which is a shame because i find stories about the interiority of mothers or women authority figures to be some of the most fascinating. but in the eyes of society, mothers are demanded to be perfect in a way fathers aren't, so having a flawed woman mentor figure is much rarer in media.