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Rocky did some research on his earth thinking machine.
projecting my problems onto Grace (staying up til 2am thinking about all the ways things can go wrong)
like what if they were a little self-aware
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smartest cat ever!
Oh I get it
They are jealous of my festive hat and glistening sparkler.

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The Odyssey but retold as a low-stakes modern adventure of one guy out with his girlfriend leaving the bar with his buddies to do just one (1) simple thing real quick, it'll take like 15 minutes tops, he'll be right back, but then some bullshit happens and the trip keeps getting more complicated as more bullshit keeps happening while he just tries to get back to the bar because he promised his girlfriend that he'd get back and he knows that she's still there because she told him she'd wait there.
And by the time he finally gets back it's almost 3 am and the bar is about to close while she's sitting there stone cold sober, surrounded by 5 drunk guys unsuccessfully trying to convince her to give up on waiting for him and go home with one of them instead. And the guy shows up to proceed to beat the shit out of them before explaining himself to her like hey sorry bullshit kept happening, my phone fell into a storm drain and my wallet got stolen when I was trying to find someone who'd borrow me a phone so I could call and
His girlfriend had been fending off the 5 drunk guys for most of the evening by explaining that even if she was going to ditch her boyfriend, she can't possibly leave without finishing her beer, which she is keeping perpetually full via careful sleight of hand where she's just pouring it back and forth into and out of the pitcher.
However the drunk guys are also drinking, and eventually she can't afford to buy another pitcher for the table so she can't keep up the ever-full beer glass trick. At this point she has to resort to setting up the pool trick shot that she's never seen anyone but her boyfriend pull off, and says she'll leave with whoever manages the shot first.
That buys her another hour or so and then, finally, her boyfriend makes it back. He looks like shit, hair down and just a mess, he's wearing an entirely different jacket that he got from an alley, and barely recognizable—especially to 5 guys who've been drunk for hours now. He lurks for a minute, finds out what's going on, and proceeds to pull off the trick shot first try. Throws the jacket off, fixes his hair with a hair tie his girlfriend lends him, finally looks like himself again, and THEN beats the shit out of them with the pool cue.
yuh i was there, that's how it happened
I'M NOT OKAY GUYS I NEED MOREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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Today I learned Japan is also celebrating the 4th of July and idk what to think of this lmao

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Volcano stock image source: https://unsplash.com/photos/white-clouds-over-snow-covered-mountain-tLxGw_ITs7k (the image is free to use)
For @ficwip fandom smashup event.
Did Gollum like the cat food?
#ok but didnt this LITERALLY happen in the tv show#wasnt there literally a lotr parody episode or did i hallucinate that
OH OH I KNOW THE ANSWER TO THIS ONE.
So, when Lilo & Stitch the Series was still in production, the tv.com forums (originally tvtome!) were my very first internet fandom home.
Behold the face of madness.
TV.com had a thin veneer of officialness to it and one of the show's producers, Jess Winfield, had a forums account where he would talk to fans. We would yell at Jess for anything in the show we did not like. We were not nice. We were chaotic children in the 2000s era of the internet and we were not nice.
I was on the forum when the title of the episode 'Snafu' in the upcoming season was announced btw and lots of people did not believe it was real. But it is, and Lilo says the word 'snafu' 500 times or so in that episode.
(Fun fact aside! Here's how you know I'm totally legit honest: There is a credits scroll in Leroy & Stitch with a ton of names for experiments we never saw in the show; one is named Jesstifer. Jesstifer was Jess Winfield's tv.com forums handle, and burned into my brain for eternity.)
"Okay! What does that have to do with LOTR?" you may ask. Well, you need to understand the following:
because of TV.com's semi-official status and the L&S forums in particular being populated by gullible children, and the presence of a real producer who could give real fake news, rumors there were wild and rampant and mixed easily with real information.
There were real crossover episodes with other Disney Channel shows (that sounded fake when they were announced but turned out to be real)
Lilo & Stitch the series was insane.
The TV.com forums at once time produced the following bit of apocrypha:
There was going to be a LOTR parody episode about an experiment called 'Precious' that needed to be thrown into a volcano. But it got axed due to rights issues.
I do not know whether this is true. I don't remember whether the information came from Jess; I suspect it was from a random forum user who was lost to time. If true I have no idea what stage of production (if any) the episode reached. I do know that this is not an episode that was ever made or aired. I could easily believe this was something they wanted to do. (This was when the Peter Jackson LOTR movies were at their peak of popularity and riffing on them was a national pastime, and the Lilo & Stitch the Series team was chaotic enough to do anything the Disney Channel let them do.)
TL;DR no this did not happen in the series, however, allegedly, it almost did, and it would be extremely easy to misremember it as having actually happened.
if it had happened, I think Pleakley would have been doing exactly what he's doing here, for the record.