Trying My Best

The absolute contempt for these locks is palpable.

I think it’s funny how Mormon God was like “look polygamy is super important and I am telling you my followers to practice it even in the face of persecution” and then 40 years later Congress said Utah wouldn’t be given statehood as long as the LDS practiced polygamy and Mormon God was like “Ok tell everyone I changed my mind”

I just really like the idea that Mormon God like, basically caved into pressure from the federal government

this literally just reminded me to take my meds

people who are obsessed with IQ would buckle if there was a number associated with how pleasant you are to interact with

>go right

>go left instead (looks nice and fun!)

>…go back to the right

Go left

Go forward

> Ascend

Go right ->

I cannot stop laughing at the idea that socialism ignores humanity’s highest spiritual ideal: owning yachts.

Gen AI is nothing special I can also draw / write badly, help you with math inconsistently, answer you dubiously, and consume amounts of water you would think are physically impossible

did you know its national moth week? Happy national moth week!

work tomorrow is one of the worst things that can happen to you

Dahling you simply must read this book! It’s all about this devious little caterpillar who simply gorges himself on all manner of divine things

turns out i am gay

holy shit how’d this alpaca learn how to type

Diversity win! The alpaca is gay!

he was a llama

a llama?! he’s supposed to be dead!

it goes without saying that i will be using the word angrypenny as if it was part of the common vernacular instead of a term that my dreaming brain conjured up i.e. "he's all about the angrypennies" (derogatory way to refer to a guy who searches for reasons to be angry and possibly lacks introspection)

Item: Angrypennies

the anniversary of library paste man’s death is in four days.

the anniversary of the library paste man’s death is today