Opinions of Odysseus

Enough Music to Relax Your Stupid Cat. Here Are Blast Beats to Turn Him Into a Warbeast

gonna be honest i don’t know how many more ‘enter the 6 digit code we sent to your phone’s i got left in me

having a snuggable animal in your home is like a constant minigame of ancestral persistence hunting, every morning this beast is getting yoinked from various parts of the house to indulge our daily ritual of bringing him back to bed for cuddling purposes. im like the doom guy in hell meme but instead of ronald reagan im looking for my cat

is it a natural and innate part of humanity or is it some shit they made up in europe

has anyone noticed recently that it's expensive

times like these really make you appreciate pouring river water in your socks

This site is also full of people who wish they were bullies in high school and are trying to fulfill that fantasy in their twenties

I say “I did not!” like Fox W. Mulder almost daily.