This may be the worst use of LLMs anyone has attempted, ever. Up there with recognizing mushrooms.

so i recently bought a tofu press, and the brand is tofuture, which is obviously meant to be tofu + future. but i received the shipping notification first thing in the morning, and i am very dumb first thing in the morning, and my sleepy brain briefly parsed the brand name as tofu + torture.

my wealthy husband: i thought i had some drachmas stashed away over here

imagine your ex who you haven't seen in a decade (since he stole your car) shows up at your house. in the car. the one he stole from you. it looks like shit. your ex asks you to fix the broken car. then he tells you that the hot girl with him and his buddy (the one that helped him steal the car) is his new girlfriend. she is a member of the royal family and she looks capable of murdering you AND your ex with rage alone. you try to say hi. she does not say hi. no one admits it out loud, but you get the feeling that they're all running from the cops and they all want to hide out in YOUR house.