Local Ghoul

i wish drawing was a real thing that you could actually do

*at a family gathering* you’re all like coworkers to me

there will be layoffs

One of the most annoying genres of people on the internet are people who act like they believe science is one single monolithic thing. Like, you'll see an article saying something like "scientists studying the movement of tectonic plates", and then in the comments there'll be several smug people saying "smh why are scientists doing this instead of finding a cure for cancer", like. Why would a geologist be doing that.

my sister’s bf referred to eating cheese as “mousing out” and i’m so utterly charmed by that. can we all agree to adopt that into language.

We Are the Daughters of the Microbes Who Could Survive in an Oxygen-rich Atmosphere

i see we are all angry about this

Do u guys like me as evil or good cuz im flexible

i hate the word spicy can we bring back calling things erotic

rolling up to Wendy's to get an erotic chicken sandwich

Used to be you could just use photoshop to make will smith's face look real small and that was enough to satisfy the internet

the place I work at remodeled these split gendered restrooms into “inclusive restrooms” and never told us what they meant while construction was ongoing. I need you to know every atom of potential criticism or whining that could’ve happened disappeared when people found out this meant we got 10 fully separate private bathrooms with sinks inside. I’ve not heard a single person crack a joke about the inclusive signage. this is the world TERFs are trying to steal from you

"If a government has death penalty laws against abortion, but not pedophiles, it was never about the children." Okay, but consider: If a government has death penalty, period, it was never about the children.

Me, building a legal structure that incentivises abusers to kill their victims rather than risk them reporting: "this is for the victims!"