Soulmates aren't just lovers you know

happy fourth of july to the philippines ONLY

happy june 12 to you

You know what’d be funny. If Yuri found out that Loid and Yor named Franky or someone else as Anya’s guardian in their will if both of them were to pass away. And Yuri blows up like WHAT THE HELL I AM HER UNCLE I SHOULD BE HER GUARDIAN! What you think I can’t take care of a kid? So what if I’m 20? I have a stable high-paying job! I’m mature! I could totally be a single dad! I’d be a better single dad than Loidy ever was!!

going over to my minimalist girlfriend’s house and she apologizes profusely for the mess and there’s just a single perfect, fresh pea on the floor of her living room

Blue Lois

can i help you

Red Marge

jesus christ. I Am Under Fucking Attack

World Heritage Post

i deserve a medal for this post. not because i was particularly funny but because i survived an onslaught of nearly one hundred gimmick blogs in the wake of this post popping off, and the fact that i didn’t try to track any of them down and snuff them out with my bare hands is a testament to my immeasurable strength and should be rewarded. at one point i had “the official letter h” add on to this post. you wanna know that blog’s gimmick? the really funny and original and worthwhile gimmick the official letter h blog had? yep you guessed it they just gave me the god damned letter H and then fucked off. only jesus knows the suffering i endured over that harsh winter, and he wept for me

apollo justice has the most horrendous loud dad sneeze known to man. this is true and real and canon and i know it in my heart

trucy also has an extremely loud sneeze but then she follows it with a little kitten "choo!" right after because she's literally cute