Forget The Doctor, Go Fetch A Priest

The year is 2015, you wake up at 2pm and rush to your computer. Your friends are on skype! You message your skype group and say “dgdjfgdfg GOOD MRONGING I OVERSLEP TGDFG”, all your friends reply with a keysmash. They update you on what happened while you napped, two of your mutuals got called out for kinstealing. Tsh- not like you’re surprised. Even if they tagged as “not kin or id”, you knew they were reblogging too much chrom art for them not to be kin. Your friends quickly send you the callout post link and you scroll through it hastily. Looks like they also stole their mutuals theme layout. You close the callout and open tumblr.com, you recently changed your url from bpdayato to ayato2 (score!) and need to reblog the notice post again for your mutuals who may not have seen. You have one new ask! You open your inbox to read it. It says- “were u tumblr user schizogod.” …you delete the ask. You know if you say yes they will bring up old callouts, but that’s not important- your friends just sent you a rabbit invite and you’re going to watch darkweb videos!

is this like satire or did you guys actually live this

Or you use a plastic/silicon spatula?? Or a silicon whisk?? go to literally any dollar store they have shitty plastic/silicon kitchen utensils you can scramble eggs with without scratching up your pans

I hate this site so much.

i literally hate the "type 1 or type 2" body type shit in character creators so much. I dont even need to tell you what gender each one is supposed to be without me saying a damn thing. It solves nothing except get a couple people with confused politics rocks off for being inclusive

if we just dont put the gender words its inclusive. because if we just have no identities then everyone is equally included. btw the man will always be first and always be white. get fucking real

Type 1 and Type 2 in a game exclusively comprised of cis women and cis men completely defeats the point of the damn terminology change. Great that you can make a "Type 2" have "Type 1 genitals" but you know damn fucking well there isn't going to be a single woman with a penis anywhere in that game

Every character creator is third gendering the avatar on creation and that gender is called "assumed male"

Yeah i'm sorry I know that's so fucked up of me. I won't stop too that's how evil I am.

Please help my friend if you can

miss innumerable is wonderful, let's be wonderful to it

you don't understand the only way to keep children safe is to isolate them from everyone except the people who are statistically most likely to abuse them

i hope every lesbian gets to feel how it feels to have another woman be just as crazy about you as you are about them…. not having doubts or confusion.. I wish this with all my heart, for every lesbian, especially trans lesbians.