Forget The Doctor, Go Fetch A Priest

"im not on birth control" is a secret password that makes the girl rearranging your guts fuck you even harder

Im only a moderate stellar blade hater its largely a nothing game to me but if its your only frame of reference to games like Sekiro or Nier: Automata i beg you on my hands and knees to play those games instead

boss makes a dollar i make a dime that's why i work at the us mint

hi I work at the treasury and my boss really liked this post

makes it all worth it

hi I used to work at the treasury and my boss didnt like this post as much as I thought

such insolence... guards? seize her! ...no. stop. not like that. you are doing it gay. why are you seizing her gay style

Y AHORA??? QUE HACÉS CULORROTO

i dont even want chips anymore

impregnate me so I can birth new flavors of ruffles

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I wonder if I cross your mind as often as you cross mine.

Thank you! I am kinda pissed off that the news outlet leave out the gfm link but i guess that's their SOP over there

atheist quarterback throws a hail darwin

agnostic quarterback throws a hail maybe