Forget The Doctor, Go Fetch A Priest

Invasive plants need to be understood as part of a much larger cycle of incredible violence against the land.

For context: erosion on that scale occurred as a result of our clear-cutting entire states. The land east of the Mississippi used to be covered in old-growth forest to an extent that we literally can’t imagine anymore, because most of us have never seen a forest over 100 years old. It turns out if you remove all vegetation from a landscape, you end up with a bunch of loose soil ready to move downstream. A fast-growing plant that covers everything in dense vegetation sounds like salvation when you’re surrounded by 40-foot deep gullies that get wider with every rainstorm.

Selena Gomez said she’s actually an awkward dork in real life lol I knew we were the same I bet she also collects bags of hair

asgore n tenna r insane parallels w how they're both stuck in the past and want to keep toriel especially trapped to "Keep Her Safe " and while they don't necessarily have bad intentions they keep hurting everyone around them by guilting everyone into engaging w their obsession w the Grand Happy Past

Like. you think "oh okay he's a bit odd but harmless" but then he Just Keeps Going with this strange cheerfulness that becomes more n more repressive. It .... irritates me how often ppl will dismiss these characteristics that make these characters more interesting. if you've ever been around a man like this , it just gets so uncomfortable and hard to say No . Especially when u know they're not being malicious in their intensity and it comes from a place of refusing to acknowledge that times moved on . It's so guilt inducing to say No and say it's uncomfortable it's like looking at a kicked dog T B H

Ive been saying Tenna is a misogynist but that is not as digestible as him heing a silly little yaoi man.

maybe I am instantlossbait. I'm always saying shit like "when I get neopussy I'm gonna be so powerful" and that's literally a panel 1 line. what am I on

(siiiigh) hey remember when team-based PvP games focused on developing new maps, game modes and diversifying the existing characters' toolkits rather than overloading the game with an endless stream of new characters making it harder and harder to balance the game and less accessible to new players who have to learn more and more the later they join in?

Yesterday my brother out of nowhere in the middle of cooking said "if wreck it Ralph was a woman people on the internet would actually say those things and mean it" and I keep thinking abt this. Hes crazy but he's right.

are bots making communities now??? some of the ones i get recommended feel like it

can you imagine you wake up one day in a dark room chained to a radiator with your phone at 1% and you unlock it and find that you've been added to this community

The first thing you do in that situation is open Tumblr?

Where the hell else would I post about being chained to a radiator, fucking Bluesky?

God I’m so hungry I could eat a h- *looks around nervously to make sure my friend Devin, the Talking Horse isn’t nearby* phew. Well I’m so hungry I could kill and eat my friend Devin

"shortstack" is such a good and fun word. what a beautiful world we live in

I do hope everyone reblogging this is aware I consider shortstack to be a word that is synonymous with both "daughter" and "sex toy"