Forget The Doctor, Go Fetch A Priest

me and the boys have a couple of chains wrapped around the sword in the stone hooked up to mikes toyota tundra gonna pull that fucker out like a tooth.

Me and the boys misunderstood the arcane nature of the stone and now the Toyota is king of England

i think if you showed minecraft or fortnite to a little medieval peasant boy he would probably start writing parodies of church hymns. it’s human nature

mom-type girls love me for presenting myself as extremely precious yet completely unattainable and then dancing little circles around them as they try to convince me to be theirs

really its better than giving in because i get to occupy more of her mind as something to conquer rather than something that is owned so really im actually something better than a daughter

this is easy to do because every momgirl is extremely desperate and yandere

let's put objects inside the penetration averse princess

Stop clicking on my thighs. Bro my cum meter isn't moving. You need to click elsewhere.

separating out yolks from whites is so tedious, i wish i something bigger than chicken eggs so that i only had to this on- suddenly looks at my broody dragon princess girlfriend

if you come into my nest with grabby hands things are getting melted. i worked really hard on these

anyone else feel like a very maladjusted young alien girl child wearing the skin of a grown woman

I feel like a horse with no name is probably the best song in the world. Not even my Favorite song just the best

it's tgirl pussy saturday. reblog to obliterate the united states of america and NATO