Forget The Doctor, Go Fetch A Priest

Hollywood execs responding to the success of Backrooms by trying to adapt more stories from Reddit, a website that the Backrooms did not come from, is p. good but my fav example of Hollywood leaping on a trend in the dumbest way possible is still when they responded to the success of Tim Burton's Batman by making a wave of movies based on 1930s pulp heroes. Dudes sitting around a boardroom telling one another that the children crave The Phantom

Woke little sister, flushed and in between heavy breaths: "we should be doing this. It's perfectly fine. Incest taboos are based in eugenics."

Woke older sister, panting softly: It’s just praxis, it’s just praxis, it’s-

sadism is literally cute. its really really cute.

There's nothing cuter than the grin on my face as I listen to a subby little thing melt and pant and groan in pleasure and pain. It should get its own moe anime.

well at least im not 11 or 12 or 13 or 14 or 15 or 16 or 17 or 18 or one of those awful years

Fie, I remember my teen years, t’was when I was a squire. Terrible thing those years. I am Johnathan Darksouls

i know you always have my back johnathan darksouls

if johnny bravo was somehow still airing in this format in modern day there would've been an episode where johnny gets a job there and it'd be titled some shit like Three and a Half Nights at Dropping's. and the rat's name would be Frank E. Feces (if they could get away with it.) the episode would end with the entire restaurant in flames with johnny shrugging it off and going home with a twitching animatronic arm stuck to his back. there would've been a terminator reference. maybe more. thanks for listening to my nightmare vision

oh, me? yeah, im a panel 1 girl. panel 2? instant loss? no, no, i dont believe in that stuff

the faint, muffled noises coming from the right that kind of sound like me moaning are probably just swamp gas or ball lighting

oh, me? yeah, im a panel 1 girl. panel 2? instant loss? no, no, i dont believe in that stuff

the faint, muffled noises coming from the right that kind of sound like me moaning are probably just swamp gas or ball lighting

People get made fun of for being scared of aging but it comes from the very real fear of being discarded by society that’s why i always say the goal is not to never become old or disabled the future comes for us all the goal is better social policy