Forget The Doctor, Go Fetch A Priest

My favourite line from GLaDOS is "get your hands off me! no! stop! no! no no no NOAAAAAAAAAAA-" but I might be a weird dyke

You're right.

I only care about ranma when she's a girl. when he's a dude I zone out until she's a girl again

*street shot of zohran mamdani clad in nasty lil suit and hard hat* five months ago i was elected mayor of new york city. in that time, we have managed to COMPLETELY defeat the Staten Island Minotaur at no additional cost to the new york taxpayer

you WILL develop an all-encompassing & unconditional sense of warmth and empathy for your younger self (no longer asking)

it isnt the same but i honestly wanna give my younger self a hug and let her cry into me. they really need it.

they're still here

im gonna cry

it was international jazz day and all you guys listened to was a single album??

not even close to joking when i say that everyone going "meeeee :3" in the notes needs to ask themselves why they're so much more willing to listen to jazz that isn't made by black artists

it was international jazz day and all you guys listened to was a single album??

not even close to joking when i say that everyone going "meeeee :3" in the notes needs to ask themselves why they're so much more willing to listen to jazz that isn't made by black artists

glowing dangerously: so i realized that my desire to save everyone and my desire to keep everyone i love trapped in a cage are actually one and the same and now im at peace with myself

okay be honest with me if the demiurge was a cute girl and she promised she loved you you wouldnt be mad at her anymore right youd stop trying to get out if you knew that about her?

for pride tie up that touch starved tgirl and touch her until she cries! and then keep touching her! <3

(girl who's normal about age gaps voice): ohhh so you graduated college before i was born? that's interesting haha i wonder how many years our age gap is. wow lol you're like older than my mom. no of course it's not weird idon't. i don't mind. wwhat's the age difference again i um forgot can you just say it again. have i told you how hot.imean you smell really good.can you hit me really hard

hand size comparisons are for two things: forcing me to see how big the fingers that are about to be shoved inside me are and making me realize just a liiiittle too late that my hands are not big enough to fight back if i start to struggle against it

They could never make me hate you, complex female character whose reaction to trauma was not pretty and digestible like how people think it should be.

alvin the chipmunk sold me a fake juul pod in the library parking lot when i was 14 and when i confronted him about it he pretended he couldn’t talk like a person anymore so everyone just thought i was yelling at a normal chipmunk. that little fucker is not normal. he can sing and dance and he can steal and cheat i hate him so much.

sorry to any t4c transfem supremacy cis girlies following me hoping for anything but it's small and doesn't work or get hard and nothing comes out and it can't get you pregnant and you are gonna have to work to get it to cum at all and i can't top also