Forget The Doctor, Go Fetch A Priest

I think those fancomics where Calvin from Calvin and Hobbes is transgender are cute and fun but I also think it's a deep misunderstanding of Calvin's character to think he would transition into a heterosexual normie who goes to her high school reunion. That girl would have neopronouns and fang implants

Adult Calvin is a tattoo artist named Panthera who is the bassist in a terrible metal band called Captain Napalm and Hobbes helps do faer E injections

I know it's like 2 weeks too late to change it but I'm so mad I didn't realize that the band would obviously be called "Get Rid Of Slimy GirlS". I walk the road of shame

cats will be like please i need you to watch me wiggle around on this carpet please hey look look please look at me i’m wiggling

nerdy tgirl pussy will change your life and save the world

shes going to talk about the dorkiest shit while you rub her pussy over her panties and she's not going to stop even when you're shoving her face in a pillow as you fuck her into the mattress

listen if a friend of mine transitioned and looked like me i would not be mad. i would not be asking questions. we would have other business to attend to

one of the headiest feelings of being small is how intensely overwhelming attention becomes. the sheer weight of someones full, undivided attention is incredible... i struggle to even call it a good feeling. it is in many ways terrifying. but i do desire it, maybe more than anything

actually that whole post is full of twerfs im just gonna delete my reblog of that post

calling your tgirl friend "sis" is absolutely okay AND it unlocks extra dialogue options

its actually morally correct to adopt that burnt-out, barely functioning girl half your age with big, dark shadows under her eyes and treat her like the daughter you never had. please.

its actually morally correct to adopt that burnt-out, barely functioning girl half your age with big, dark shadows under her eyes and treat her like the daughter you never had. please.

its actually morally correct to adopt that burnt-out, barely functioning girl half your age with big, dark shadows under her eyes and treat her like the daughter you never had. please.