Gods Favorite Little Creature

my cursed sword doesn't even tell me to kill people anymore it keeps begging me to put on a skirt and tights

this pride month will be special because of giant ice snake will appear

Im in gnome city rn going gnome skydiving and i low key think the parachutes are too small for me lol but i should be okay

having a body made of meat sucks ass

kill dorothy fuck the lion marry the tin man and i dont care about the other one

the final post on tumblr will be from one hapless gimmick blog, offering fruit to an empty and forgotten world! ❤️

WTF are the horses doing

i don't fucking know i tried my best but i think we made it worse with our big hooves

WHY WERE YOU INVOLVED AT ALL ??

i don't knowwww *kicks in frustration and hits humpty dumpty again* fuckkkkkkk

STOP

basketball dracula isn't real dude he can't-- *sudden squeaking noises from the shadows*

*two pool toys having sex tumble by in the wind* oh thank god

*thunderous slam dunk noise*

the minecraft brothers

adam and steve

Dating as a Male Toon is very difficult if you are not attracted to yourself but with large Eyelashes