the average tumblr user's inherent inability to detect sarcasm facetiousness irony or just a regular old bit explains why booktok is nothing but books that read like "he walked into the room because he was going there. it was dark because it was night which is why he turned on a light. which is a metaphor"

i don't like how this website tries to equate 'shelteredness' with physical isolation and asociality rather than an obliviousness to one's place in society that is afforded through material privilege. someone can have a job and a thriving social life and regularly go out with their friends or whatever and still be 'sheltered' about certain forms of oppression in that regard. i promise you your rhetorical "shut in" who has been cut off from the outside world (through self-imposed means or otherwise) is probably the least likely person to be blissfully unaware of life's hardships if you were to actually think about why it is they might be in that position in the first place

i think it's ok to play fighting games to cum. there are worse reasons to do something

and yet, when i play magic the gathering to cum, suddenly its ok to make fun of me

it's never okay to play magic the gathering for any reason

Thank you for posting without the fucking destiel meme

Tumblr writers would not survive a writing workshop based on peer review and feedback.