Daisy, daisy, give me your answer do.

average fetish after re-education:

Word is online, teens from flyover states are getting i-high on something called the Amazing Digital Circus

Yeah sorry I can't come into work today. I accidentally heard Primadonna by Marina formerly of and the Diamonds. So I need the day to be a primadonna girl. Yeah it's going to be the whole day.

I can't enjoy sex i just know too many people who have made the whole idea kind of reddit to me

no, i am not "traumatized". I just think it's kind of reddit when you touch me

Is there anything he haven't wear yet

a condom

bleak falls barrow

when your bread comes out unexpectedly green because of the mallard reaction

I'm so glad that that truncated fucking ran-into-a-wall-at-speed tadpole-ass looking squirrel only lives in high altitude forests in Borneo bc this means I am extremely unlikely to encounter one in my day to day life. thank god

DID YOU MAKE THIS BLOG SIMPLY TO TORMENT ME

WHERE IS THE REST OF YOU

I got a job at a gas station across from a casino and a guy keeps coming in to buy whole cartons of cigarettes and talks in the third person calling himself "snake eyes pete" and every time I tell him his total hes like "tell ya what if old Pete rolls a snake eyes why dont you give it to him for free?" and he rolls the same set of loaded dice on the counter and it does not matter how many times he rolls snake eyes I will not give him the cartons for free he gets so mad

here in my kitchen just bought this uh new grass fed non homogenized organic milk here

ok but why is there a man being held at gun point

here in my living room, i got this uh, hostage situation here

47 bullets in my gun account

elizabeth holmes has been spotted soaking lady fingers in a clear colorless liquid. sources close to the entrepreneur claim she is working to "revolutionize tiramisu" by using just a few drops of coffee diluted in water. early testers described the result as tasting "like shit." undeterred, holmes insists that a breakthrough is imminent. her company, theramisu, is currently valued at $150.