goodnight, travel well

can I talk to you in the woods about something

Pour one out for #prva sobota v mesecu….

can you put that thing on a leash?

can’t stop smiling in inappropriate situations

forgive me father for i have grinned

check out the mourning doves’ new single “hooOOOO hoo hoo hoo” if you get the chance. sound of the summer.

having audio processing issues is so humiliating like yeah i heard you and yeah i was actively listening but the problem is i dont know what the fuck you sayed

i was paying attention, i was listening, but you see the problem is....it didnt work

If you close your eyes right before the rat hits, your brain will think that you have died. some people find calmness in this.

get in loser we’re gonna try again despite it all

youd think a band named violent femmes would be made up of violent femmes. but it isnt. its dudes

youse may bloody reckon a band name of violent femmes'd be a buncha sheilas after a couple bundy cokes. but it aint. packa blokes.

why is this getting notes again everyone STOP talking about white collar & rich guy shit i am a BLUE COLLAR DYKE!!!! THIS IS A JANITORIAL COMPANY!!!! i will NOT let you make this about white collar businessmen the poors are funny too ok

larping as a white christian facebook mom on discord to piss off my friends for april fools

i love writing out numbers and then putting them in parentheses like "one (1)" even when i dont need to i think its funny