Hey I'm Calliope and I'm dumb as fuck

going on a guilt trip do yall want anything

if you really cared about me you wouldn't have to ask

play toys ?

come play toys

the prince of darkness commands you

Not book smart or street smart but a secret third thing.

supid

supid.

You show a cat something and they're like sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff ooooh I understand now. Don't care

let the bodies hit the floor is such a scary song. usually bodies hitting the floor isn’t a good thing but this guy wants it to happen anyway.

and yet he insists there’s nothing wrong with him. haunting

all i need is a sweet treat. and six thousand dollars

8 billion titties on earth and you look at ai porn?!?!

i can understand the trials but were the tribulations really necessary