BUT HE'S RESTLESS AT NIGHT

NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

No one tells you that one day you will get older and look around and notice that 95% of ppl who own a dog should not own a dog

if you think about it, in their effort to be the least sexual cereal, cornflakes are actually the most sexual cereal, on account of the fact that most cereals are 0% concerned with sex in any way

a quirk of sexting while british is switching from arse to ass. i would never fuck someone in the arse. its impolite.

No one knows if finishing a drawing is possible

one of the (many and increasingly stupid) reasons people refuse to stop calling trans women "dude" or "bro" or "mate" or otherwise referring to us in exclusively masculine terms is because they start wanting to do it more after we tell them not to. A trans woman's ability to be considered and seen as a "real" woman is often entirely dependent on how attractive others find us, and it turns out a lot of people find the establishment and enforcement of boundaries to be a supremely unattractive trait in a woman

the alphabet says HI but it doesnt actually mean it bcause it said JK afterwards what a fucken asshole

the year is 2035. the new beauty standard is for women to cut their ears off, as ears are a masculine trait which make the face look too big and hearing isnt necessary as it doesnt align with being demure. evil feminists say perhaps this is unnecessary and ears are natural. women are agressively proclaiming they are cutting their ears off due to sensory issues

u can be boiling alive in your mind for months and then on a random tuesday ur head gets so clear and life is worth living again and you're like damn what was all that about then

a trans man who hasn't had any ovaries for 25 years isn't going to experience perimenopause in his mid-40s, so why include him based on a gender assigned to him as a baby? like... he was a baby.

like why bother acting like you want to be trans-inclusive if you're too lazy to recognize that sometimes, trans bodies aren't going to be the same as they were at birth when they got handed their baby gender

girl nothing is ever gonna be all the way together just enjoy the bits and pieces #yourfragments

They dumped plastic skeletons in environmentally protected areas, against the literal contracts they had to sign to get the permits to film in environmentally protected areas. Like they not only did a bad ecological thing that freaked out some divers, they literally broke environmental protection laws and their contract with the Italian government