Professional Trap & Certified Cringe™

Hanging out with people will make you remember you're the crazy woke friend for like. not wanting to shop at shien

#bymyselfmaxxing

i love turning off lights. no need for all that

blood pressure Ain't even real lol. *stands up and immediately

"Lifting is about strength." Wrong. Lifting is about 4th grade math.

To lift 200lb you must first consider the standard issue bar weighs 45lb. The plate denominations on hand are 45lb, 25lb, 10lb, 5lb, and 2.5lb. The two sides of the bar must be completely balanced and with the bar add up to 200lb. Someone moved the 2.5lb plates. Where did they go. Solve for n.

i'm one minor inconvenience away from going to volterra italy and stepping out into the sun in front of 1000 unsuspecting passersby

It's always the coolest people you know who are like, "Y'all are probably tired of me now. I'm gonna leave." And then fuckin jackass McGee is like, "HEHEHEHE more time for JACKASS MCGEE!"

i envy people who have someone to love, someone to hold hands with, someone to trust, someone who always listens to them, someone who, no matter the distance or time, talks to them and makes them feel safe. all i've ever got in my life is lies, being treated as the second option and crumbs

This is in no way RPG related but I just heard someone call a doctor "you hippocratic oaf" and I needed to share that