gender-affirming method of suicide

Buying a gun to kill myself with because I’m a boy but you can tell I’m not really comfortable with it and my hearts not in it and I’d would really rather be overdosing on pills :/. But I’m A Boy…..

[staggering to my feet and wiping a single perfect drip of blood from my mouth] i have to get back on my bullshit. no matter the cost

*stopping random people at the mall* look out, ok, because today was a friday thursday

it's all okay because we can think about lucifer raping mary while talking about how he raped sam and saying she's not quite as good as he was but it's nice to get closer to the source right guys

the way leftists talk about mothers and pregnancy is so blatantly misogynistic it blows my mind that so many of these people call themselves feminists. you sound like MEN!!

“you aren’t entitled to special accommodations just for being pregnant, you aren’t special just because you let someone cum in you! look what pregnancy and childbirth did to your body, it’s horrific! you’re so selfish! can’t you just stay inside with your kids instead of taking them out in public?” YOU ARE A MISOGYNIST!!

okay own up who touched my butt

patrick is short for Patricide and squidward is short for Squealing Edward and spongebob is short because he has little legs

imagine getting first chair in the band in whiplash and being like fuckkk now i have to sit near the drummer who’s always sweating and spitting and crying and bleeding everywhere