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Full trailer for 'Pickmon', an open-world survival game that looks like 'Pokémon' and 'Palworld', except monster capturing is done with “cards”

ruinedchildhood

flitsy

Tell me that's not Link. Blue tunic and everything.

totallynotgayforyou

Oh hello Ceruledge

Wait

Roadhog!??

hotvampireadjacent

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grimeclown

I got a job at a gas station across from a casino and a guy keeps coming in to buy whole cartons of cigarettes and talks in the third person calling himself "snake eyes pete" and every time I tell him his total hes like "tell ya what if old Pete rolls a snake eyes why dont you give it to him for free?" and he rolls the same set of loaded dice on the counter and it does not matter how many times he rolls snake eyes I will not give him the cartons for free he gets so mad

grimeclown

Snakeyes Pete is from Toronto he gave me a button once that said "Canadians have the best luck" and i said i thought that was the Irish and he said "I fucking hate the irish" and i said okay

foxpost-generator

it fucken WIMDY

foxpost-generator

At some point will I be banned for the crime of becoming a girl. Then wimdy shall be no more.

foxpost-generator

@voidmenace thank you! I forget to mention it much. I have been a girl for 17 months now, it’s the best and most clearly correct decision I have ever made.

foxpost-generator

I really need a feminised edit of Wimdy Fox but… I don’t think foxes have any visible secondary sex characteristics. Hmm.

small-witch-big-hat

foxpost-generator

oh fuck yes

jame7t

tumblr is like an abandoned space station & you all are the thing in the vents

jame7t

not me though. im girl with tanktop

battleofthejohns

A Contest To Discover Tumblr's Favorite John

There are too many characters named John, so I am taking it upon myself to make them fight to the death. There can only be one.

Inspired mainly by @mimosa-sexypeople-contests-2026 but also all the other people doing character brackets.

Parameters:

Any variation of John is acceptable for this contest (Jon, Johnny, etc). If their middle or last name or whatever is a John variation they're on thin ice but you can plead your case in the propaganda and I'll consider them.

John can be any age, gender, species, whatever

Real life people named John are not allowed. There are simply too many of them and it would never end.

One character per entry please! You can submit as many entries as you want though, I don't care.

There are too many people named John. Who will be the final John left standing??

May the best John win!

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dragon-in-a-fez

no post has ever altered my brain chemistry as much as "can only you see the time being?"

dragon-in-a-fez

in case you're not familiar:

evilwizard

I’M RIGHT BEHIND YOU

cowboybarbaryn

Thank you Evil Wizard, it’s good to know someone has our backs

evilwizard

IN A SCARY WAY

sarahmackattack

I wanted to get a video of this ghost crab but every time I got close to their hole they scuttled back in, so I tried getting clever with it. I made a little sandcastle and shoved my phone into it, hit record, and walked away. Crab was VERY suspicious of this addition to their environment.

whaile

late summer / early fall thoughts

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lakevida

being asked to leave a physical real life area and calling it a soft ban is pretty good

doomedmutual

morguesupplier

busty-shackleford

choose abortion

Life kills!

evilscientist3

i swear if the wizard doesnt let me out of his abandoned salt mine soon im gonna fucking LOSE IT

ttechniic

what did you do to be put into the salt mine

evilscientist3

i MAY have eaten his special wizard meal. but i think he should let me out tbh

ttechniic

was it good? was it worth it? are you able to bear the weight of your sin?

evilscientist3

im not gonna lie it was fucking delicious i would fucking do it again. wait shit youre the fucking wizard in disguise seeing if ive learned my lesson arent you. fuck.

ttechniic

10 YEARS IN THE ABANDONED SALT MINE.

siderealglimmer

prairiebitchnellie

I think Doc Baker and Mr. Hanson are doing "Old Man Yaoi".

#rewatching LHOTP for first time in years and had this thought #genuinely didn’t think anyone else saw it but here we are

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riverlarking

heartbreaking: pilot episode of little house on the prairie (1974) visually better than anything being made today

coffeefocusrat

you're just mad because you're hungry and tired and your legs hurt and you head hurts and you're too hot and you have depression

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