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happy 1st bday to... this.

I personally am declaring this to be a new International Holiday 

Happy 2nd anniversary to the Suez Canal blockage!

Happy 5th birthday to this

FIVE years??!!!!!!!!

one of my fave recent historical events!!!

the juxtaposition alone was funny enough. then I saw the caption lol

You have to watch the dosage.

You have to watch the dosage.

It’s practically 2014 and you guys still don’t know how to google if an article is real or not before giving it 100,000 notes

I'm going to be so real you really need to get rid of that shame and start feeling and living

nothing makes me dread the passage of time more than summer coming to an end

You’re not depressed. You just need $250,000 in your bank account.

Reblog to materialize $250,000 in prev's bank account

On my 28th birthday this beautiful older customer at the bakery with long gray hair and sparking bright eyes asked me how old I was turning and I told her in sort of a sad way. Her face lit up - “Oh, 28!! What a great age! I would love to be 28 again!” One of those moments that really sticks with you..

God do I want one of these gorgeous machines.

those are so extra

Thank you for the map for context. It makes this 1,000 times funnier and intriguing.