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Horror game with a madness/corruption mechanic which attempts to trigger sensory aversion in the player by making the menu sound effects increasingly gross as the meter rises.

the obvious choice is to make the sounds increasingly squishy and squelchy; i however propose that, at some point, it should start shifting into increasingly realistic bone-breaking noises

Oh, yeah, full on bad 90s hentai dub level schlorpf is only the midpoint of the meter. Past that point we start augmenting the squish with crunch.

About 3/4 of the meter its distinctly the sound of you chewing on rocks

I think I'm going to cite this thread the next time someone demands an example of how player-hostile game design is not necessarily identical with "difficulty".

At 100% each time you go into the menu it sounds like scraping a fork or knife against a plate

Really boosted recording of someone writing on cheap paper with a slightly scratchy pen.

guy who does buddhism slightly wrong and ends up in nevada after he dies

you learn something new everyday. unless you're a historian. then you learn something old

A long time ago, in the Age of Physical, software would be stored on beautiful mirrored discs, and inside each disc a tiny wizard lived who would install the software for you.

This is how it must feel to have the gift of prophecy

Order of monks figures out the curse on the Tome of Cursèd Knowledge has a range limit, so they've got the book propped open on a pedestal while a guy like a hundred feet away peers through a rudimentary telescope to transcribe it. The acolyte turning the pages is blindfolded so they don't accidentally read it from within range.

I feel like a lot of people engaging in torture are not treating their victims as if they could have blood borne pathogens 🤔

Is what my wife said apropo of nothing as we were silently drifting off to sleep

locked the fuck out. distractionmaxxing

12 years of neil banging out the tunes!

16 YEARS OF NEIL BANGING OUT THE TUNES!!

20 YEARS OF NEIL BANGING OUT THE TUNES

ive just seen the american psycho characters drawn as my little ponies and honestly i dont think patrick should have been given that cd as his cutie mark. i think you're doing it wrong if you're not making him a perpetual blank flank

look if you're gonna draw characters as my little ponies you have to remember that the cutie mark can't just be any old imagery you associate with them. it has to be Representative. it's their Unique Characteristic. to quote the pony wiki page i just googled, "Twilight and Applejack point out in Call of the Cutie how lacking a mark means that ponies still get to experience 'the thrill of discovering who they are and what they're meant to be'." there's narrative shit going on here there's Themes. and patrick bateman is NOT unique. he has NOT discovered who he is or what he's meant to be. the end monologue of the book is literally about how he has absolutely nothing going for him in this regard & is simply a vacant, hollow person merely vacuously gesturing at the idea of having depth. and when he rants about music, that's what he's doing there, too. his lyrical analysis is shallow/vaguely inaccurate summaries at best and completely warped at worst. everything he has to say about music--and in general--is intensely fixated on commodities and on appearing normal and intelligent while being entirely devoid of any intelligent or individual thought. so no, his cutie mark is not music. mr "missing that hip to be square is about making fun of conformist squares & proudly proclaiming that its actually about how fucking Awesome it is to be conformist and consumerist" does NOT have a fucking cd cutie mark. He's a blank flank. He has no unique identity. There is no future for him. There is no self identity. He's a fucking blank flank. okay? sorry i got a little passionate about this. there is no exit and he has no cutie mark

I love rebloging. It’s the adult equivalent of showing everyone the cool rock I just found.

sex is some naked bullshit and food is some crap they found on the ground but online poker is forever

i need feminism because when jesus does a magic trick it’s a goddamn miracle but when a woman does a magic trick she gets burned at the stake

fabulous 

i mean they did also kill jesus. that was a pretty significant thing that happened. like i understand where you’re coming from here but they very much did kill jesus.

#HAPPY GOOD FRIDAY

flawlessly moving my head in sync with a hypnotists swinging pocket watch to neutralize his technique before punching him in the throat and stealing his wallet