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We're going to build a recursively self-improving god-like machine intelligence that wants to destroy humanity, but it's OK because I have a hole.
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this sounds like a party to me
reminds me of this list I saw somewhere once and kept ever since
Things you can do in Ukraine and get fined only 20 quid
-fight with a random stranger on a street using a dildo
-throw eggs at random cars parked
-steal 400 quid worth of diesel and give back half of it
-rip out a person's hair for writing hate comments on your posts
-slap a doctor who let people go inside their office before you
-spit beer at a 12 year old
-hide your plate with underwear
-make an axe bomb and use it in the bomb shelter during an air siren
-call ambulance for fun
-drive for 22 years without a driver's license
-bite a woman in a restaurant
-boil and eat someone else's turkey
-fight with your pe teacher (but you have to win)
Stephen Miller gave his newborn son a ‘14 88’ name. Clown ass.
People would call it a dog whistle but it's not. A dog whistle is something that only people in the know will pick up on.
This is something I call "table farting". It's something everyone is meant to pick up on, but can be denied with the thinnest veneer of plausible deniability, so that he can get offended when somebody accuses him of the thing he's doing.
Like farting at the dinner table and blaming it on the dog.
Stephen Miller is a table farting Nazi
and the winner of superwholock is officially??? no one. we all lost. congrats team
cuties
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“Boogie Street ‘52, Revachol” (Kim has this in his wallet)
A revamp of my 2022 Disco piece hehe
team "we're making things up as we go"
Proposal
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When the post goes triple platinum in the mutual circle and you have to scroll past the same thing seven times in a row
I saw someone spell it "whimsicle" today. Like popsicle
whimcycle. like a bike.
If I did an alien abduction story it would be about someone who got abducted and came back and went out to live in isolation, but when the aliens come back to try and abduct her again they discover she has prepared a series of looney tunes home alone style lethal traps, and it becomes a comedy where bugs bunny is abduction survivor with ptsd and alien grays are an infinite supply of wile e coyotes, but all the traps specifically rely on alien abduction clichés to set off.
Like she's being hit with the bright antigravity spotlight and as she's about to be dragged off she crawls behind something. Then you cut to the aliens on the ship watching a spec rising towards them, except as it comes into focus, it's a huge anvil and not a person. Cut back to the aliens frantically pushing buttons and then back to the girls on the ground as she sees a tiny little *pfft* of a distant ship explosion in the sky
Flying saucer gets lower and lower towards her, slowing, slowing. When it stops, it comes clear that it is pushing against a pair of giant rubber bands, and they slingshot the ufo back into space.
Alien leaning over her sleeping form under the covers, but we see her leaning over behind the alien until she goes like, "Ehmmm whatcha lookin at there?" Then the alien jumps up and spins arouns but when it tries to grab her, she shoves a gift wrapped box into its hands and then it opens the box which immediately explodes.
Wasn’t there an entire episode of Animaniacs with this exact premise?
There's an entire looney tunes character with this exact premise
There’s an entire
looney tunes character with
this exact premise
Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.
hey. you have to love your trans brothers of color okay. and your trans sisters of color. and your nonbinary siblings of color. you have to okay. its simply non-optional
cas + mini dean
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Sorry, I can’t work today, the vibes are off.
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