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haunted
you know voltron?
*Calmly levels a pistol at your forehead*
I went—not overseas, but by public transport—to Corpus to hear Tamsyn Muir speak.
The bad news: Alecto is not finished. It will hopefully come out "soon" and will likely be fast tracked with few ARCs when it's finished.
The news you may take differently depending on your preferences: It is not being split.
The good news: It is not all written in Ye Olde Alecto speak (it sounds like Harrow's POV will be fairly major, but there will apparently be several narrators).
A slightly random selection of things I frantically scribbled down:
The protagonists of TLT would make an "absolutely shit" D&D party ("Palamedes and Camilla would be fine")
We could have had horse plinko and begone thot, but for the anti-meme ministrations of her editor. She would love an edition that puts all of the memes back in.
On Catholic imagery and lesbianism: "you ain't seen nothing yet"
"Harrow is now a believer without a church"
She said that while John and Alecto's relationship is not meant to be a 1:1 analogue to Humbert Humbert and Lolita, there is the idea of a man fashioning (something he thinks is) a girl into a perfect partner (the question of whether that is a sexual partner apparently may be relevant to ATN)
She does not have a favourite House and would just be a regular person in the world of TLT (though she would last about 0.5 seconds)
The tension between the Houses' ostensible gender equality and the misogyny that still persists is apparently also relevant to ATN. "John has set out to make a society on values he holds dear and cherishes and in some ways he has done really well... And in some way he has fucked it up beyond comprehension" (Maybe not an exact quote. My auditory processing is questionable.)
The backstory in NTN was planned right from the beginning
Lyctors "are not truly human any more. They've crystallised themselves" and "They have lost themselves and the only thing they've been able to hold on to is what other people make of them". She said she would have liked to make the Lyctors more alien but had to balance that with them being relatable narratively.
She is dying to read TLT fanfiction once she finishes the series.

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you should get a second evening for reading fan fiction. And you should get an extra day in the week to do arts and crafts.
scully dissecting a dead man and finding partially digested pizza in his stomach and getting hungry and going back to her motel and ordering a pizza.......i love you weird girl
my favorite thing about this post is learning that ppl who work in surgery/autopsy/etc are just like this
NEVER get into anything thats heavy on color symbolism bro . for months you will not be able to look at the color blue without instantly thinking of Squingle Dinglus
my lesbian jesus
[ID: a digital half-body drawing of Gideon Nav from the Locked Tomb series. She's topless and run through by two fence posts, one of which she's grabbing with one hand over her shoulder. Gideon has top surgery scars in the shape of fence posts and half her face is hidden as she licks at her muscular biceps. End ID]
NEVER get into anything thats heavy on color symbolism bro . for months you will not be able to look at the color blue without instantly thinking of Squingle Dinglus

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when the sex is a character analysis
I'm instituting a new policy of "if I can't easily read your crusty scanned PDF then I'm sending it back to you, telling you to get your shit together and save your .docx as .pdf, and causing snakes to manifest inside your house"
this but also if you are in accounting and you have an Excel file please do not save it as a PDF or take a screenshot of it and then paste it into another Excel file
I take it back whatever you have going on is way worse than what I was dealing with holy shit
@thesummoningdark hello?????
yeah no this is a real thing an actual human being said to me
Your phone magically opens to a random fic on ao3!
Spin the wheel 3 times to find out what your fic is about! Put in the tags which fic tags you get!
Picker Wheel is a wheel spinner for a random picker. Various functions & customization. Enter choices or names, spin the wheel to decide a r
Do you read it?
I’ve read this already!
Hell yes this is literally meant for me!
Yes but out of morbid curiosity
Maybe
No
Absolutely not!
Why does this fucking exist?!?!
Sometimes a fanon interpretation shared by so many people will gaslight you into thinking YOU're not smart enough to understand it when, in reality, no, the collective of a fandom can indeed just be misinterpreting a character beyond parody. It's not you, it's them
all vampires are bisexual but aroace and kinky but polyamorous but queerplatonic. you understand
the bite is a metaphor for sex. vampires can't have sex because they're dead. vampires can have sex but the bite is so much better than sex that sex is basically irrelevant. the vampiric understanding of relationships is so complex you mortals cannot comprehend it. yes we are gay keep scrolling

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i wish swimming was something you could do alone in your bedroom.
[ID: Disciple-era Luo Binghe sitting on a grassy hill with a closed-eye smile. Slightly behind him is a woven basket full of lilies of the valley. /End ID]
flowers for shizun 💐