i collect scoliosis

it's actually driving me nuts how underutilized Dukes powers are, I need to read Batman and the Outsiders to see more but like this guy is so crazy powerful and they don't write about it and it's conclusions and consequences!! he can SEE FORWARDS/BACKWARDS IN TIME!! HE CAN SEE SLOW MOTION!! INVISIBILITY! BLENDING INTO SHADOWS AND MAKING LIGHT! SHADOW TELEPORTATION???? my guy if you can fuck with photons you can fuck with the world. the imaginations of these comics writers are so pea brained they just want to keep him in a tiny little box totally unproblematic totally not one of the most powerful guys ever let alone in Gotham, just hey Duke is Also here. anyway

Being critical of your interests is sooooo fun when you have the critic gene & then you sound kind of insane to the average tv watcher when you're like "this is my favorite show, It's Racist" & then you try to clarify what you mean & get that [Speech (legendary) - FAILURE] "the racism is really interesting though"

[Speech (legendary) - SUCCESS] I find the sociopolitical context of pulpy old sci-fi born circa the civil rights movement really fascinating to analyze especially when it was progressive for its time but still reveals the writers' unexamined biases in the subtext

not okay with the implication that barry would ever intentionally hurt wally in any way shape or form i AM however a firm believer that this unconditional love had a markedly greater and at times negative impact on wally’s psyche than his actual abusive father. real wallyheads understand.

I am not a real Wallyhead, but I would like to understand. Explain? 👀👀👀

i just don’t get it. where are all the women. where are all the women in your fanfictions. are they all out of town? did they all go on vacation together? do they all have a dentist appointment at the same time?

I enjoy versions of the Batman cowl that give the wearer fucked up little eyebrows. It speaks to a man with a very particular set of priorities.

i agree so much about making your blorbos pathetic but i do fear that many take this to mean 'make them more traditionally feminine/submissive' which genuinely hurts my soul. make your blorbos pathetic in interesting character-oriented ways. understand their neuroses and turn the dials up to eleven. juxtapose the parts of life they handle extremely well with the parts of their lives that make them eat shit. make them angry. make them cold. make them pave their own way to hell while building walls preventing them from seeing any other way. please i'm begging you no more pathetic as an euphemism for bottoming im gonna mclose it.

bruce haters will present you with a thirty-year-old panel of bruce beating up a drug addict and say here i have undeniable proof that batman is a bad guy actually and if you say don't you think this was politically motivated and says more about the writer than batman himself they will respond with well my favorite character never beat up any drug addicts as part of a misguided attempt by dc to discourage teenagers from abusing methamphetamines in the mid-nineties (not their exact words) and then you have to find a nice way to tell them that their favorite character is culturally insignificant 😔

I hated Bruce ever since he cut his son's neck. Go ahead and explain how that's politically motivated or whatever. I'll wait...

jason should have ducked that's on him