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salmons die after mating so in the salmon world virgins live longer
cursed fact, banana slugs bite their own penis off if they dont want kids
so many ppl on tiktok will be like ālook at my epic style glow up omg my style used to be so cringeā and it just shows them wearing clothes that were in fashion in 2015 and then clothes that are in fashion now like baby thatās what happens when u donāt have ur own sense of style
got called āomg vintageā by a secretary in training at the dentistās office on sunday because i wore a shirt that was in style five years ago like. maāam i bought that in 2016
this is WILD you canāt just leave this in the tags lmaoo
(cw: adult story below)
okay so basically the story went that he has. a fetish for guys with tats and piercings and this culminated in him getting real teeth KNOCKED OUT during a glory hole incident in 98 or 99 he canāt remember but basically the guy thrust in as he was catching his breath. and. teeth got knocked out. he was THAT HARD.Ā
so he gets dental implants and continues on his way, assured that heāll never have to lose any more teeth. he used to bartend blah blah and was always complimented on his teeth but he eventually got them SNAPPED OUT during an altercation with a drunk guy and he got different ones put in and was likeĀ āoh, so this is a recurring theme in my lifeā and decided that he was going to swear off bartending.
so he moved out this way and started hisĀ ādick-sucking careerā anew, hopeful, wide-eyed. and managed to get a piercing snagged on his fucking tonsil and they have to GO TO THE EMERGENCY ROOM TOGETHER BECAUSE THE GUY IS STUCK IN HIS FUCKING THROAT AND HE CAN ONLY BREATHE IF HE BREATHES AROUND THE DICK. it was at this moment i remembered that one fucking movie where a guy gets his prince albert piercing stuck in a lady as a killer is busting into the room and dies because he wonāt cut it off and run or something
also as this is happening iām waiting on x-ray results so iām just. there lmao
and he was talking about how the guy NUTTED. IN THE AMBULANCE. BECAUSE OF THE VIBRATION OF THE ROAD. IN HIS THROAT. AND THEY HAD TO SUCTION IT OUT. WHAT THE FUCK. but it turns out that there was a bad cut to his gums as well because it was a spiked fucking piercing so he just. had to get a couple teeth replaced. again.
and they dated. for 2 more years. until he moved to serbia or something i forget that part i was laughing to hard. it might have been spain. idk anyways
the bf got stopped by airport security because this was a few years after 9/11 and he had to take half his piercings which were notĀ āsafe metalsā for metal detectors (ābecause DIY punks are hotterā was his reason??) and he was likeĀ ādo i take the dick one out tooā (no, but he did get taken to be privately searched.) and it ended up, that his boyfriend (the guy in the dental office) laughed so hard, after hearing this story repeated, that he slipped and smacked face first into the edge of a table. and LOST HIS TEETH AGAIN, and ended up walking aroundĀ ālike a fucking christmas carol about wanting two front teethā until his bf sent him money to get them fixed and then broke up with him āfor some hot young thingā
so he gets new ones! and they lasted! they really did! for years!
and then, #4, was on sunday. he was soĀ āinspiredā after he was allowed to go on dates again. because quarantine and no-socialising rules and shit have hit hard here multiple times. that heĀ āwent too hardā at a small gay bdsm gathering. and he managed to both bend his teeth inwards and fuck his molars up FROM DICK SUCKING. and he was likeĀ āi was tied up there, thinking about how many times this has happened. and how some evil gay witch put a curse on me for being too good at sucking dick.āĀ
and he went on about how the kink club in question is technically helping to pay for this because they felt SO BAD and the guy who did this laughed his ass off and was like. i donāt have any money but once you get your teeth fixed - and the guy was like NO. I AM NOT SUCKING YOU OFF EVER AGAIN LOOK WHAT YOU DID
also this was told by the most middle-aged, boring looking man on earth. like picture an accountant, but gay and VERY clumsy and funny
What was this post about again??
Fashion I believe.
Keep on trolling in the free world

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Its called the Death Waltz, and was written as a joke but people have attempted it on piano.
Saxes move downstage.
Iāll just leave this here.
SWEET JESUS CLICK THAT
the added directions are great. āinsert peanutsā āgradually become irritatedā ācresc., or notā āuntie slip knotā ābow real fast, slippage may occurā
Release the penguins
Oh I got a shirt with this on it, and people would endlessly stare at it
duck
boss stage music
I know the link above isnāt the real death waltz, but I found of vid of people actually attempting that version and I am amazed?!?
https://youtu.be/_5FFYMe-MG
IT TOOK 14 PEOPLE TO PLAY THAT MONSTROSITY
watched it and iām just
it sounds so fucking cool
but really???????? really??????????????????? 14 fucking people??????????????? 28 hands to play this absolute banger
That song is a bop
Also, how much did they have to practice that omg
castlevania boss music
āSeveral people are typingā¦ā
it sounds like an epic anime intro
I know i dont usually do this but..
BOOST BOOST BOOST OUR GAY ASSES GETTING BANNED IF THIS IS PASSED
EARN IT ACT IS BACK AND IT WANTS TO FUCKING KILL US AGAIN
If you donāt know what this is:
The earn it act basically wants to ban a bunch of topics from the internet. If itās passed there will be NO PRIVACY AT ALL.
THIS BILL WILL ALLOW THE GOVERNMENT TO SCAN ALL OF YOUR MESSAGES AND SEIZE OR DELETE IT WITHOUT WARNING. ON ANY PLATFORM.
This. NOW THIS. IS A VOILATION OF THE FIRST AMENDMENT. A BIG ONE TOO.
The person who originally created the bill is trying to push it as quickly as possible to prevent media attention. DONT GIVE IT TO THEM. BOOST AS MUCH AS YOU CAN. TWITTER, INSTAGRAM, YOUTUBE, IT DOESNT MATTER. DO WHAT YOU CAN BECAUSE I FOR ONE WOULD LIKE TO KEEP MESSAGES PRIVATE.
According to the nextgov article (Pasted from Nextgov.com) (Please note last paragraph is most important therefore it is in bigger letters:
The Eliminating Abusive and Rampant Neglect of Interactive Technologies, or EARN IT Act, was reintroduced into the U.S. Senate on Monday, reopening the potential for Congress to impose stricter penalties related to online content featuring child sex abuse material.
A key pillar of the proposed legislation is augmenting the provisions outlined in Section 230 of the Communications Decency Act, which protects online platforms from being liable for third party content hosted on their domains.
Should the EARN IT Act pass, it would limit the blanket protections established in Section 230 given to web hosts such as Facebook, Twitter, and YouTube, leaving them vulnerable to potential prosecution.
āThere are tens of millions of photos and videos circulating throughout the internet, showing the most heinous acts of sexual abuse and torture of children,ā said Sen. Lindsey Graham, R-SC, one of the billās sponsors. āThe EARN IT Act removes Section 230 blanket liability protection from service providers in the area of child sexual abuse material on their sites. The days of children being exploited on the internet and their families being unable to do anything about it are coming to an end.ā
In addition to reducing liability protections against host sites, the EARN IT Act would also establish the National Commission on Online Child Sexual Exploitation Prevention, which would advise online service providers on how to prevent online child abuse and exploitation.
Initially introduced in the 2019-2020 Congress by both Graham and Sen. Richard Blumenthal, D-Conn, the bill brings a slew of bipartisan cosponsors, including Sens. Chuck Grassley, R-Iowa; Maggie Hassan, D-NH; Rob Portman, R-Ohio; and Dianne Feinstein, D-Calif.
Many of these lawmakers view the EARN IT Act as an important restriction on the power and immunity of Big Tech companies.
āThereās no reason Big Tech should be given special immunity from laws against child pornography,ā said Sen. Josh Hawley, R-Mo. āThis commonsense bill was approved unanimously in committee last Congress. Big Tech needs to be held responsible for their role in distributing child pornography.ā
The bill is not without controversy, however. Critics have said that as part of its crackdown on child abuse content, it may incentivize web hosts to relax their end-to-end encryption standards to better access usersā private messages.
āThe EARN IT Act also takes aim at end-to-end encryption, which is one of the most important technologies keeping people safe from violence and abuse,ā digital rights group Fight for the Future said in a statement on Tuesday. āStrong encrypted messaging also protects our hospitals, schools, airports and water treatment facilities. Disincentivizing popular services from offering strong encryption to users will put lives in danger for absolutely no benefit.ā
Back in 2020, when the bill was first introduced, over 20 other nonprofits and advocacy groups cosigned a letter addressed to Graham and Feinstein warning of threats posed to vulnerable demographics should encrypted messages be weakened.
āIn addition to censorship concerns, the EARN IT Act also threatens to disincentivize platforms from providing strong encryption, which is an essential service to the LGBTQ community, who rely on encryption to access a support network; seek resources to combat discrimination and abuse; and find doctors and treatment to assist with transition and other health concerns,ā the letter reads.
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Ok look, I fully understand wanting to ban child porn, itās bad and it should be stopped, but this bill is threaten queer communites, and knowing the fanbase of tumblr (Very gay) this is really bad for us. If it passes, we could be in serious trouble.
PLEASE BOOST THIS!! REBLOG! REPOST! WHATEVER YOU CAN! LOOK FOR PETITIONS ONLINE, TELL YOUR FRIENDS AND FAMILY, ANYTHING HELPS.
And if you still need more proof, just look up āEarn it Actā online and you should see several news articles regarding it.
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What does hearing whistling in the woods mean?
@ native American followers, y'all wanna take this one?
There you have it anon.
My grandma was native and she always told me if you hear whistling at night period, whether it be outside your car or house or in the woods don't go outside. She told me it was skinwalkers. Another thing she told me is if you hear a strange sound outside or voice DONT FUCKING FOLLOW IT , don't let it locate you. It's best to just stay quiet and get the fuck outta there.

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This will never NOT be funny
Iām so glad this is on tumblr
My favourite thing about this is, he didnāt even have to call him āCaptainā he could have used the screen-name but he was SO MARRIED TO THE IMMERSION that he DID.
Passenger: CAPTAIIIIN!!!
Captain: y-yeah?
Passenger: LOOOOOOOK!
(FULL BLAST PIRATES OF THE CARRIBEAN MUSIC)
my fav.
Fun fact, the developers of this game loved this video so much that they made it an official advertisement of the game
monopoly mermaid monday
this should be required viewing in every economics class
Cheat Sheet for Writing Emotion
Anger:
Grinding teeth
Narrowing eyes
Yelling
A burning feeling in the chest
Heavy breathing
Unjustified or justified accusations towards other characters
Jerky movements
Glaring
Violence
Stomping
Face reddening
Snapping at people
Sadness:
Lack of motivation
Messy appearance
Quiet
Slow movements
Crying
Inability to sleep
Frowning
Red eyes
Isolating oneself
Fatigue
Not concentrating
Found in a 120 year old time capsule.
Full VDO:Ā https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IoDj4mXdqmc
Worth it.
Iām sorry I might sound like a madwoman for going on a rant about this but man, itās⦠I donāt know how to express it but just the thought of some person, 120 years ago, taking a photo of their cat, which back then wasnāt easy - they didnāt have phones with cameras, each photo required a lot of time and dedication, so not only the person āwastedā a whole photo on their cat, they also did their fricking best to save this photo and carefully put it into an envelope to preserve it so that people in the future will know that there was this cat and it looked like this and itās owner thought the cat looked lovely that day so much that they decided to take a photo of it and then they loved the photo so much that they went out of their way to preserve it for future generations like āhello people from the future! this is what my cat loos like!ā because they loved their cat so much they wanted people from the future to know about it is⦠crazy to me⦠and here we are, 120 years later, long after the cat and itās owners passed away, looking at an old photo of a cat and gushing about it. The cat died so long ago and wouldnāt even know it existed if not for the owner that loved their cat so much that they decided this photo was worth preserving and put it into a time capsule. and seeing now how people dedicate whole blogs to their cats and take countless pictures of them just to show to other people really hits because you realize that in the end, people from today arenāt that much different from people that were 120 years ago. We all just love our cats and want people to look at them.
I bet this woman was imagining the photo may be seen by like⦠a family some day. But no. It survived till the age of the internet. It has now transcended the original media. It is now being seen by far more eyes in far more places than the media she chose would normally allow. I hope the taker of this 120 year old photo is PROUD.
I feel itās worth pointing out that the thing in the time capsule isnāt a photograph ā itās a glass-plate negative.
For those unfamiliar with non-digital photography, how it works is when you take a photo, what youāre doing is exposing a transparent medium thatās been treated with a light-sensitive chemical that darkens when exposed to light. This results in a negative image of whatever youāre photographing: dark where the light was bright, and transparent where the light was dim. The negative is then treated with a fixative chemical that renders it insensitive to further light exposure, and the actual photograph is produced by shining a bright light through the fixed negative and onto a sheet of paper treated with the same light-sensitive chemical. In this way, a single negative can be used to produce many copies of the same photograph. This is the process shown in the video.
In other words, the person who stored the time capsule away didnāt preserve a photo of their cat: they preserved the tools necessary to mass produce photos of their cat. Itās not unreasonable to suppose they did, in fact, hope that many copies of it would be made ā though they probably did not anticipate exactly how many there would be!
this cat is now dubbed buttercup, I love them .

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i that jiji from kiki's delivery service?
wow. i canāt believe tomorrow is christmas.
hey fucker. i made this post the day before halloween. youāre not supposed to actually reblog it the day before christmas. it was supposed to be big jokes but now this post has no meaning anymore. i will wipe you off the face of this earth
I shall reblog the day after Halloween
2 days before Valentines day
Itās funny Iām seeing this actually literally 2 days actually before Halloween, lol
Me, trying to figure out when the heck Iām supposed to reblog this
Reblogging this on Halloween
reblogging the week of thanksgivingĀ
lmao yāall weirdos
Iām scheduling this to be roblogged every Monday
4 days before Christmas.
merry christmas
happy new years!
Happy t h u r s d a y
Happy murica
no you bastard (affectionate and memey)
Merry Christmas