they really gave my ass internet access 🤦‍♀️

once I snorted a fat line of nuance and everything started depending. watch out

who up wasting their only shot at life through complete and utter inaction

they wouldn't have censored us like this on the jeremy renner app

Your 20s are not about getting your life together they're about learning to escape the self imposed torture labyrinth you've built inside your own head

what do people in relationships even do

Care about someone with your whole heart and dedicate your life to making them happy

okay. didnt ask

thanks for the play by play captain fuck

'being single sucks because youll be lonely' lame and untrue. 'being single sucks because a lot of groceries are portioned to make food for more than one person and you cant really take advantage of buying in bulk because it'll go bad before you use it all' this i cannot deny.

@lesserknownwaifus

hit her gpt-spot by accident and she started saying we weren't just having sex, we were teaching a masterclass on pleasure

this and nothing #nothing