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I like when construction workers spray paint their strange sigils on the pavement

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Tumblr being the "piss on the poor" reading comprehension site makes sense when you realize that 79% of adults in the US are functionally illiterate. Same goes for Twitter and TikTok.
that's a real high number, sport. where'd you get it?
hey anon
please tell me you didn't google "US literacy rates" and then make the funniest possible mistake one could make in that situation
Okay that would be a funny mistake, but it *does* imply Anon did do their research. So credit where credit is due.
Using Fey Law as a heavy-handed metaphor for corporate IP copyright
Saying their name will draw their attention.
Using their likeness will spark their ire.
Encroachment upon their domain will earn punishment beyond earthly tithe.
The consequences of their regard may be intangible and long-lasting.
Rarely, you may earn their approval, but it is not worth the risk.
You must ask their permission, which is rarely granted.
Once they have you, they will not let you go for a hundred years.
You must be clever and use trickery and wordplay to evade them.
The master of each domain has their own unique and fickle nature, and some are more forgiving than others.
One must use titles and euphemisms to discuss them without their notice- IE, "The Rat", "The Bird Website"
There is a reason they were called The Gentry...
Rewatched the episode of MLP with the Kieren and the Nierek, and honestly it seems weird at first. A culture of ponies that "live next to a pool of silence and can light themselves on fire that has been around for at least a thousand years" should know how their power works and how to manage the pool of silence, right?
On top of that, at least one pony KNEW which flours to use to create the cure to the silent spring, right?
I think the only pony there that was an adult was the village leader.
Something happened on that mountain that killed off most of their people, and this village has been run by a teenager and a bunch of children ever since.
me, hearing that there's some new awful ads in the mobile app, while i'm scrolling through the mobile web version of the site on my phone, seeing no ads:
#don't use the app folks#use mobile web instead#open up your favorite mobile browser and type tumblr dot com#hit the bricks
It's good advice.
The more pressure you experience to use the app, the less you should be using it.

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Yesterday I learned what happens when you cut a Möbius strip in half and it is SUCH bullshit. You may think "oh it's basically a weird circle, you just get two circles" NO! Not true at all!
I don't even want to spoil it. Just take a thin strip of paper, make a Möbius strip (turn one end around once and tape the ends together), draw a line along it, right in the middle, then cut along that line. See what you get.
Then do the same again, but instead of drawing the line in the middle, divide the strip into 1/3 and 2/3. Then cut that. You may think "oh it will be about the same result" NO! Totally different!
Or if you'd rather watch a video about it, here. I did try it because it was so wtf, and the video is accurate.
Okay, I had a guess as to what would happen, and that guess turned out to be incorrect. But then I cut the strip in half a second time, and that time my original guess was correct!
Upon seeing the outcome I vaguely remembered that I'd read at some point that cutting a Möbius strip in half gives you another full-looping Möbius strip, which makes sense in hindsight. My prediction was that it would create two separate intersecting loops, which was actually what happened when cutting the halved one in half again!
The second iteration is not the exact same strip again: it makes three turns instead of the original's one turn, which still makes it one surface but adds a loop somewhere in the strip. This... sort of makes sense? You can think of a flat strip as having made zero turns, and then when you turn it into a circular strip you turn each end towards itself, making two turns, which cancel out. But, if you do this with a Möbius strip, it tries to unspool its two halves, which it can't fully do because the original three turns are... probably not doubled, but increased to some number? It's five, isn't it? Two for each end-to-end turn and one more for the twist, which has not doubled because the continuity of the strip is maintained. So, you end up with an intact strip with a loop and a twist.
Anyway, cutting that in half again does create two intersecting loops! The only thing that changed was adding a loop to the strip, so I hypothesize that if you make a circular strip with just a loop, not a Möbius strip, and cut that in half, that must create two interlocking circular strips. Otherwise you could cut a Möbius strip in half to make a longer one, indefinitely.
I wonder if there's some kind of arcane topological manipulation you could do that produces a circular strip which, when cut in half, creates two Möbius strips that each have only one twist. Like multiplying two imaginary numbers together to create a negative number. Does that exist @topoillogical?
I think a Klein bottle, when cut in half, would yield two Möbius strips, but I have no idea whether they would be linked. I ... don't have a way to test this with paper.
Okay let's look at this.
You could certainly cut a Möbius strip out of a Klein bottle. Simply pick two adjacent lines that go across the length of the bottle and make cuts there, and as long as those don't intersect the hole then you have a Möbius strip, just not one that's equal in width in all places. But if you pick two opposite lines across the length of the bottle, does it create two Möbius strips?
Conveniently, there's an image of this, and I suppose it does? You can flatten the large interior of the bottle so that it's equal in width to the neck, and then the twist is apparent in the place where it curves inwards. Cutting across this plane leaves them not interlinked, obviously, and I'm not sure there is a cut you can make that does while still creating a continuous strip.
So the arcane topological manipulation I was thinking of was adding an additional dimension to the Möbius strip, if that's the right way to describe it, and I guess that checks out. Then my next question is: if you rolled up a Möbius strip into a tube somehow, would you automatically end up with a Klein bottle?
Oh, interesting points! I agree with your assessment that most directions to cut a Kline bottle reveal the tube (just like most cuts of a Möbius strip destroy the loop, leaving you with just a ribbon).
I don't know! I haven't meditated on embedding things in higher dimensions lately; it would take me a while.
I only knew the lore that Kline had invented their bottle by mirroring a Möbius strip and connecting the edges.
I was talking to my husband the other day and, as a random example of a boring topic that nobody at a party would want to hear about, I happened to come up with, “The history of wheelbarrows.”
But then my husband and I got curious and decided to look up the history of wheelbarrows, and we both thought it was surprisingly interesting.
The very next day, we were visiting a thrift store with family and my sister spotted a toy wheelbarrow for her son, and my husband said, “Did you know that Jesus was older than wheelbarrows? They weren’t invented until around 100 CE.”
This is why curious people are my favorite type of people. No topic is really that boring when you look into it. And everything is more interesting when you talk about it with someone you love.
Can we agree to pause the AI race? “If we can’t, then we are not as sovereign as we imagine; if we can’t, a machine god has already taken over this planet, and it’s called the market.”
a machine god has already taken over this planet, and it’s called the market
I've seen a lot of terrible analysis of this photo.
People are either shoving it through an AI detector, asking Grok, or they are peeping pixels with expertise they don't have.
AI detection websites are mostly scams. They often have the accuracy of a coin flip. Even lab-grade tools are only 70 to 80% accurate in controlled conditions. And yet people are trusting a free website with an ad for boner pills in the corner to tell them if something is authentic.
I have been doing high level photo manipulation for two decades. I'm as close to an expert as you will get on Tumblr dot com.
So let's properly peep at the pixels and do actual forensic analysis.
First, I think this is mostly a real photo. Probably taken at some other point in time.
And I don't think this is fully AI generated. I actually think it is a traditional composite. I think the hand and newspaper are separate assets that were blended. It's possible the hand was AI-generated and then composited. And I think they may have taken a real photo of someone holding a newspaper and replaced the hand.
The first oddity is the fingers.
Typically when you touch an object it creates a contact shadow. One finger has a contact shadow and the other does not.
It should probably look more like this.
The next sign of a composite is the edge of the finger.
There is a sign of a feathered edge.
This is a lazy compositing technique to help edges blend without making a super precise selection. If you look at all of the other edges in the photo, this is the only one that has a feathered edge. You can see how clean all the other edges are by the top arrow and how fuzzy the finger edge is by the bottom arrow.
If I were cutting out his other hand and taking the time to do it properly, I would clean up the edge to make sure it was consistent with everything else in the photo.
If I were in a hurry, I would just feather the edge and hope no one actually zooms in.
And then there is the edge of the newspaper.
This is called a matte line. The newspaper was most likely against a dark background when they cut it out, and they did not clean up the edge.
Again, it's lazy. Because Photoshop has a tool dedicated to fixing this exact issue.
In my expert opinion, I think they generated an AI hand, took a photo of someone holding a newspaper in similar lighting, and then manually blended them into an existing photo.
But I don't think this was 100% AI-generated. You typically don't see compositing errors in generated images. They probably couldn't get the AI to generate the newspaper without garbled text.
What's curious is that the pixel resolution is just barely bad enough that you cannot tell if the text is authentic. But it's not blurred or distorted. It is just low enough in resolution to give a sense of text without being legible. And I think that made people suspicious due to AI's reputation when text is involved.
But from what I can tell, the print size and letter spacing does seem to match.
So I don't think that is the clue people are making it out to be.
Last thing, image analysis like this is not 100% conclusive. I'm pretty sure there are shenanigans, but anyone who tells you with absolute confidence that an image is fake... is probably bullshitting or ignorant.
The missing contact shadow could be explained by the angle of the light filling it in.
The feathered edge could be motion blur.
The edge of the newspaper could be a sharpening artifact.
But the fact that the hand and the newspaper were vital aspects of the photo for proof of life, those three variables make this really damned suspicious.
What I heard was that the photo was used a while ago - which actually would make sense when you add the "Potentially altered newspaper" detail. If the only thing in that photo that anchors the date is the newspaper, you'd want to make sure it's a current newspaper.
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This is for new foragers, like my coworker:
'Medicinal' does NOT mean 'good for you and safe to eat all the time'. A plant being 'medicinal' does NOT mean that eating it, without any idea of WHY and HOW it's considered medicinal, is a good idea. It is UNWISE to consume a plant that has a long history of use in a way that DOES NOT have a long history of use.
In addition to learning that a plant is edible, you need to learn how it is eaten, what part is eaten, when it's harvested, and how to harvest it sustainably and in a way that supports its continued existence (unless it's invasive). If people only eat the ripe berries as food, then don't eat unripe berries. Don't. Eat. Unripe. Berries. UNLESS! There's! precedent! For that plant!
I know there's this idea going around that Americans only eat sweet or salty things, and that we've eliminated bitter things from our diet, and we should thus be eating more bitter things. But! Bitter things are bitter for a reason, and sometimes that reason is poison! Some of them are medicinally useful at the correct dose, but! You need to know what that is! You need to be doing it on purpose! DO NOT! Assume that bitter means that it's good for you!
Yes! Foxgloves can be medicinal in the right dose but they're also really poisonous if you just eat them randomly. Willow bark has the compound that can be refined into aspirin but if you eat it it's really easy to give yourself ulcers. Also, you must get a foraging book that is specific to your local environment, poisonous lookalikes vary by region
Eliminated bitter things from our diets? Nonsense, what about coffee?
Anyways, yes. Medicinal plants are medicines. They have drug interactions and side effects. You can overdose. Modern pharmaceuticals are a good thing because you know exactly how much of the active ingredient you are consuming, and there is a lot of information on the safety.
Also, like any food, you can randomly have a sensitivity or an allergy to a plant you haven't eaten before, so maybe only eat a little the first time you eat it.
Also sometimes a plant HAS been used for medicine but no longer IS because it was tested and we found out something akin to "....oh no, it gives you cancer/liver failure/other fun stuff longterm". Even NON-MEDICINAL foragables can have that happen. There is a mushroom that people ate, until we tested it and found out that it has this weird compount that just kinda. chills there, except for when your body suddenly Notices it and attacks its own blood in an allergic response and kills you after x-th time you eat the mushroom. (real one, had to change the edibility rating in my second hand bought mushroom guide. check things periodically!!) (Paxillus involutus for those concerned. again, you can eat it many times with maybe only a slight stomach upset, then DIE the next time)
You might ask "how did we not know that!?!" Well, how would the folk knowledge connect "ate this thing for years/decades with no ill effect, suddenly died" with One plant/ mushroom that was a culprit? You can't, really.. Some medicinal plants also really are better avoided Now that you can get The Same Compound in a stadardised dose in a pill! No, natural is not better in this case, really. The concentration of the medicinal (often also poisonous) compound can vary greatly from plant to plant, depending on the enviroment, time of year, plant's age, and a bajillion other things. Don't risk it if there's literally the Same Thing, in very pecise same dose in each pill. Using the plant might have been better that nothing when these were the only options. We can remember the history without risking our health for no good reason when we have safer alternatives now
Yeah, that.
I honestly feel that the uses of medicinal plants are pretty narrow in a world where pharmaceutical drugs can be manufactured, because of all of these reasons
There is no hard boundary between "natural" and "unnatural," like, lots of medicines are the exact same compounds found in medicinal plants, except when it's manufactured you know exactly how much of the active ingredient you're ingesting.
And lots of those compounds are REALLY toxic above a certain dose because. well. They Are Drugs.
Also, at least in my country (USA) supplements are regulated really poorly and sometimes don't even contain the thing they are supposed to be. I wouldn't fuck with any medicinal plants that I didn't grow or harvest myself or get directly from a person I trusted
the real problem with the acceleration of technological change is that society no longer has time to get normal about things. we used to be able to do that! "TV rots your brain" had mostly died down by the time "video games make you kill people" came along. "video games make you kill people" was fading by the time "social media is full of depression and perverts" started. but the social media thing had barely started when we got smartphones and both of those were still going when we got AI. so now we have a generation of adults who are not one but three Scary Technologies away from their children.
imagine being a kid when the printing press was invented. like, yeah, it would suck to have your parents constantly whining that society was unravelling because kids these days all had their own bibles, but you had a solid 500 years ahead of you for people to get normal about that before radio hit.
I appologize for my industry. I do not know how to slow it down.
"The best thing we can do with power is give it away" - On the leftist critique of superhero narratives as authoritarian power fantasies:
The ongoing "Jason Todd is a cop" debate has reminded me of a brilliant brief image essay by Joey deVilla. So here it is, images first and the full essay text below:
"A common leftist critique of superhero comics is that they are inherently anti-collectivist, being about small groups of individuals who hold all the power, and the wisdom to wield that power. I don’t disagree with this reading. I don’t think it’s inaccurate. Superheroes are their own ruling class, the concept of the übermensch writ large. But it’s a sterile reading. It examines superhero comics as a cold text, and ignores something that I believe in fundamental, especially to superhero storytelling: the way people engage with text. Not what it says, but how it is read. The average comic reader doesn’t fantasize about being a civilian in a world of superheroes, they fantasize about being a superhero. One could charitably chalk this up to a lust for power, except for one fact… The fantasy is almost always the act of helping people. Helping the vulnerable, with no reward promised in return. Being a century into the genre, we’ve seen countless subversions and deconstructions of the story. But at its core, the superhero myth is about using the gifts you’ve been given to enrich the people around you, never asking for payment, never advancing an ulterior motive. We should (and do) spend time nitpicking these fantasies, examining their unintended consequences, their hypocrisies. But it’s worth acknowledging that the most eduring childhood fantasy of the last hundred years hasn’t been to become rich. Superheroes come from every class (don’t let the MCU fool you). The most enduring fantasy is to become powerful enough to take the weak under your own wing. To give, without needing to take. So yes, the superhero myth, as a text, isn’t collectivist. But that’s not why we keep coming back to it. That’s not why children read it. We keep coming back to it to learn one simple lesson… The best thing we can do with power IS GIVE IT AWAY." - Joey deVilla, 2021 https://www.joeydevilla.com/2021/07/04/happy-independence-day-superhero-style/
Kids don't want to be Batman because he's rich, they want to be him because he's got tons of cool gadgets he invented himself, is a badass martial artist, is a genius on par with Lex Luthor, and uses all this to be on the same level as Superman despite having zero actual superpowers. They see the little boy who lost both his parents, decided nobody else should ever have to live through that, and want to be like that.
Kids don't want to be Superman because he's superior to humans(he isn't, that's always been a core part of his character that he rejects that outlook and it's always just Lex projecting his view of Superman onto Superman himself), they wanna be able to deflect bullets and shoot lasers from their eyes because Superman uses all that to show the best side of humanity, to show how humanity isn't even tied to actually being human but to how you act towards other people.
normally I think it's bad for everyone when PC component brands try to branch out into apparel and "lifestyle products" but I think one brand specifically should start making ear defenders because ND people deserve to wear this logo
Oh shit I recognize that brand.
You'd want to be careful with their shit.
Not because it's bad. It's not bad. It's BIG. Bigger than you would think. Which is why you tripple check the measurements.
How does this translate into ear defenders? Well, I hope you don't need to wear a hat.

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Ok now THAT is hilarious. In that order
Why has somebody commented the Declaration of Independence here??
THERE IS ACTUALLY A VINE FOR THAT
The more time I spend around my new coworker, the more I understand about why plant id books and foraging resources are written the way they are.
For context, my mom is the one who taught me to forage, and it was and is just part of life. She regularly added foraged foods to our everyday meals. I knew how to identify huckleberry before I learned the alphabet. Foraging was just another part of feeding ourselves, along with gardening, raising chickens, and going to the store. And the firmest rule was that you didn't eat a plant unless you were willing to bet your life on it being what you thought it was.
So to watch my coworker see a berry, say 'strawberry!' and then pick it and have it three quarters of the way to his mouth before I could point out that it was actually an unripe blackberry...
Well, it was a striking moment. Because while that particular mix up would not actually hurt you, the lack of paying attention it takes to mistake an unripe blackberry for a strawberry and the lack of caution it takes to put a plant that you've hardly looked at into your mouth- no wonder some people think bittersweet nightshade is a look alike to red huckleberry!
And it explains a lot about how secretive most people are about their foraging spots. If you don't care enough about your own health and well-being to actually look at the plant you're eating, how could I trust you to care for the health and well-being of the plants you want to forage and the ecosystems you want to forage from? I want my foraging spots to be better off for my interactions with them. I want to be able to go back to the same spots year after year and decade after decade and see the native plants thriving, the invasive species losing ground, and the biodiversity increasing.
Can I trust you to help with that, if you won't even look at the berry before you pick it?