starless eyes, for heavens sake

i dreamt my cat was misbehaving so i gently slapped him away but it turns out i was cuddling my wife in my sleep so i slapped her belly like a bongo

stigmatized disorders should come with free hammers to use to beat up people who try to insist that you don't have that disorder because you're not an irredeemable monster

are bots making communities now??? some of the ones i get recommended feel like it

can you imagine you wake up one day in a dark room chained to a radiator with your phone at 1% and you unlock it and find that you've been added to this community

The first thing you do in that situation is open Tumblr?

Where the hell else would I post about being chained to a radiator, fucking Bluesky?

I always assume the train will be so boring and I bring seven things to do but then I'm entranced by the wonderful window the entire time

affirmations they will not kill me at work today. it is not in my job description to get killed. if they did kill me at work that would be weird and probably not worth it for them

kicking my feet and giggling like a schoolgirl in love to myself while muttering "i'm going to kill you. i'm going to fucking kill you"

Bloopers are movie aftercare and it’s fucked up that we got rid of them

yes im addicted to attention and orgasms and food and shiny jewlery and 7$ Iced Lattes. does that really not sound like an awesome lifestyle to you

me trying to remember what newfoundlands are called earlier: big dog he's an island

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apparently youre supposed to perform. they love it when you perform. but it has to be authentic. they hate it when it's not authentic. but you have to perform.