starless eyes, for heavens sake

forcefem and forcemasc are OUT. we’re force-emoing tonight

reblog to make prev listen to my chemical romance and wear black ripped jeans and bad eyeliner. key word here is make. you WILL be emo

i was force-emo'd as a kid actually. when i was a young boy, my fa-

okay everypuppy i'm going to the shops what do you all want?

just the two of us / we can make it if we try.

"If you're still having fun in your 30s you're functionally brain damaged" sure is a take.

(no beers in) does anyone wanna keep me as their house pet forever

young old person tip for you all. go get some photos printed (pauses so someone can say bogos binted) and fill out a physical album

and annotate them with who is in the photos and when and where the photos were taken!!! your extended family 50 years from now will be grateful, and so will you if you end up forgetting any details

(sprints into room late, looking harried and frantic as fuck) bogos binted. did I miss it

You've heard of parallel play, now get ready for perpendicular play.

Hot cross buns?