starless eyes, for heavens sake

hopefully i'll get to do something other than endure soon. that would be really nice

humiliating to be attracted to a conventionally attractive person. I thought I was a more sensitive and refined pervert than this

when you eat a Normal Sandwich (bread meat greens cheese relish) and your body goes ooohhh fuck! oh fuck! what have you done! heartbeat GO! sweating GO! temperature GO! like sorry man I'm just trying to keep you WORKING!!!!!!!! ASS HOLE!

I don’t even sound like i like this band. I get notifications and i’m like uhg. and i open it and it’s a tv the says mcrmy and i go jesus christ can these guys get a fucking life and them i screenshot the story and post in on tumblr 7 times

The old school lack of transparency on tumblr is amazing because you assume the people you follow must all be equivalent to you and then you see someone write “I brought my youngest to college today” and someone else write “my mom wouldn’t let me listen to Ariana Grande when I was a kid” and then your head explodes

and we need that! keeps us humble. 

Then I'm just like WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU’RE AN ADULT

It goes the other way, too, because WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU'RE A CHILD?!!

I'm 16, that's like, barely a child

I'm in my 30s. You are baby

I'm older than both of you in a trenchcoat.

honestly one of the best things we can do for ourselves is realize that people of different ages than us can still be the same kind of person as us. it's humbling and it gives everyone involved a sense of continuity, and it busts those stupid generational stereotypes media is so fond of.

You guys ever see a DNI that makes you break out into laughter and almost cry