starless eyes, for heavens sake

You guys are always like "being crushed by 10,000 tons of rock probably feels good as hell" or "being torn to pieces by hunting dogs would low key fix me" and I feel like those things would actually be unpleasant.

How about "Drinking an ice cold strawberry milkshake probably feels good as hell". Do you guys like that one.

absolute decadence

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i bet the pain will end if i arrange a perfect enough sentence about it

Hello my name is Damianos and I have been held captive by the beautiful evil Laurent. My favorite past time is staring at the attractive form of my captor and noticing a lot about him, while actually failing to form any true conclusions about him. One day I will be free from the well-trained and admirable scheming Laurent, about whom I worry constantly and with whom I want to spend my every breathing moment with.

no babe i find your strange and creepy and perverted vibe to be very cute actually

Worship the hand that beats you or whatever

i love poison omelette

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got some kick to it i tell you what

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Will the owner of the green amoeba please come to the parking lot? Your amoeba is being towed 🦠

Fuuuuck