starless eyes, for heavens sake

being polyamorous and having no game is so humbling. yeah im poly but i don't have any girlfriends. im just in love with all my friends and nobody wants me

“if you take medication for that, you’ll be taking medication all your life!!” yeah, and?? bud, i already put on my glasses every morning. it’s like. a condition of mine, not a side hobby i’m pursuing irresponsibly. 

and the thrilling sequel: “taking meds for that is the easy way out!” right you are my dude, i’m a huge fan of not making things harder than they have to be

wdni (wickedvillains do not interact)

Hey can we start discourse about how pathetic weaklings such as yourself will know my wrath and fury? I think we need to talk about how your useless insignifcant ward is no match for my aweful and fearsome power, and how you will know death like it is a close friend, it will become you and there will be nothing in you that resembles a soul, but lowkey we aren't ready for that conversation

i will defeat you

Wow. Completely avoiding any semblance of discussion and falling back into buzzwords and slogans. How typical of your side. You rely on your phrases like a knight their sword, but tell me little hero, where would you be without them? What would you do if you were rendered speechless? If I took that which grants you the capacity to run that insolent little mouth of yours and made you something that cannot cry, cannot weep, cannot scream, a vessel who's only chosen state is fear. The perfect subject. Tell me, what then? Probably youll continue dodging the subject cus you cant have ANY conversations on the piss on the poor website 🙄

my blade will speak for itself as i cut down all the villains in the world

Did you just not read my bio or did you miss the part that says "heavenly blade wielders DNI"

i do not need to read. all i need is to slay those who i am pointed at

[grabs you and turns you manually like i'm turning a hand crank. points you at a mirror] go my minion

(pulling out my blade while staring down the mirror) i will defeat you

this is why we're sworn allies

sorry for the delay in responding to your message. I was walking around the house with unclear intentions

The ancient texts were true… They DO have a reaction image for everything…

being a horror fan will have you saying sentences such as “i liked it a lot, super gross and sad”

Also true crime

no thats a different and worse thing i am not associated with you

saying my name is so intimate why would you do that to me