starless eyes, for heavens sake

haha ok ok thats enough holding the treat above my head bro. bro come on just,. haha not cool just give me the treat bro. Just lower it a little . come on. haha . please

I hate when king arthur has all these fussy little steps in the instructions and you're like "no way do these fussy little steps matter" but you try it and they do. they matter so much.

I thought you meant Camelot quests and I was like "that's fair, 'never pick a four leaf clover on the last Wednesday of the month' IS a fussy little step that shouldn't matter" but then I was like "wait isn't that also a flour company"

nooo I am not a beleaguered knight of the round table I am making elaborate focaccia 😭

people are soooo mean to the color yellow and it hurts my heart like u mean the color of the sun!?!? daffodils and buttercups and dandelions!? canary feathers and fresh butter and the warm glow of light and the trees in autumn???? for shame. joyless.

T-shirt to wear to the shows this summer that says NUMBER ONE SYLVIA ENJOYER in large font

@awitchwithnomoney, @doctorsylvia, @ricardian-werewolf, @a-star-that-fell and @badymaru all have them also and when someone asks how we can all be number one we just say it's a team effort

If you consider yourself a card carrying member of Sylvia Nation and I did not tag you I sincerely apologize but please say hi because I’m frankly trying to assemble a roll call here I’m about 5 minutes from making some kind of Sylvia nation group chat

YESSS SYLVIA NATION RISE