Bisexual Lemon

Task failed abysmally, I'm having a threesome on Tuesday. My job is to look pretty and hand over the props.

That was fun, amd I learned some things about myself! Namely that I would make an excellent scantly-clad servant bowing to a sadistic evil queen. 10/10 would do it again.

Please stop reblogging this, if it ends up on Tiktok some teenybopper is gonna call me bad ace representation.

Thats the context for this meme???

I feel like I've been robbed the whole time. This is magical.

I'm dying

wdni (wickedvillains do not interact)

Hey can we start discourse about how pathetic weaklings such as yourself will know my wrath and fury? I think we need to talk about how your useless insignifcant ward is no match for my aweful and fearsome power, and how you will know death like it is a close friend, it will become you and there will be nothing in you that resembles a soul, but lowkey we aren't ready for that conversation

Lowkey I bet it felt good as fuuuuuuck to be one of the coal miners that got to blow a pinkertons brains out from a high ridge with a bolt action rifle.

apology video where I, while crying the whole time and occasionally taking breaks to do something to my eyes, apologize very deeply for writing the hero of light out of reality with my doomsday device metaweapon. but almost the full runtime of the video is literally incomprehensible as I keep referencing information that's been removed from history and is thus impossible to directly recall for anyone else. they have to make a censored edit of it because it's really hard to follow sentences when you keep getting forcibly tuned out and losing track of what's being said. they end up censoring my eyes too for unrelated reasons (being mean to me). and in the censored edit they end to realizing that the me in the video is actually the former hero of light turned into me. there ends up being several reddit threads discussing the morality of it but they all conclude I'm in the wrong mostly because I'm a trans woman and this counts as violating the egg prime directive.

it's first of all sad an indicative of the horrible disease that is this website's moderation but also kinda funny when someone encounters one of my hornyposts and makes the completely reasonable assumption it's just some innocuous thing that got randomly marked as mature by staff when in reality i am an insane pervert and a shy pervert as well

Welp i spilled all my chickensugars and it all fell into the urinal so no more eating for me this month i guess

Just remembered i had freshly wet rootdogs in the cellar but the infested shrew broke the crates in half and sprayed its venom over each one off them for no reason

Scumbag

say it louder or else the fish in the stream and the birds in the sky wont hear u or any of the other loser animals in your world

of course, like anybody else would, the first thing i did upon getting my time machine was go back in time and kill hitler when he was just a child. but when i came back a cursory google search revealed that there was some other charismatic guy called jan krupp who staged a coup and took control of germany leading to ww2. so naturally i went back in time and killed him before he could grow up and commit genocide. but i soon discovered that he'd been replaced by another guy. so i continued on this path of killing and tbh i'm not sure how many german babies i've killed at this point and it's a little hard to find old german newspaper clippings from the ww2 period anymore because they underwent a population collapse around the turn of the 20th century. best i can tell it's this weird german serial killer they called "jack-of-the-cradle" who kept killing newborns. but googling "world war 2" doesn't come up with any results so really i think all i need to do is stop this jack guy and then that'll be mission accomplished

no but seriously abt the post abt people making characters less traumatized/molested for their lighthearted aus it makes me so saaaaaaaad unironically ….

I was gonna expand on this but I got too sad LOLLL 😭😭😭

And it’s not even always not including it at all but it’s softening it and making it less impactful and less central and less challenging like oh you can be sexually harassed, or groped, or even raped but after a certain point you’re just too fucked up to fit into this cute found family fic about teenagers hanging out at a strip mall or whatever, as if you can’t hang out at a strip mall if you’re too fucked up! Idkkkk

you are white before you are trans and i feel like some of y'all forget that

Last time i was in baltimore i stepped on a pregnant rat

addicted to lying

Its name was your name actualy