Bisexual Lemon

I will always take the cat's side. "she's drooling on me" you're so lucky "he always wants to be petted" then pet him "he's mad I won't let him on my desk" make room on your desk for him. I am your cat's defense lawyer and the cat is always innocent on the grounds of them being A Little Kitty Cat.

To be totally fair to Willy Wonka, at least a couple of those candy factory casualties involved kids deliberately circumventing reasonable safeguards, sometimes aided and abetted by the parents who were supposed to be supervising them. What happened is at most 60% his fault.

In case youre wondering this blog is still up

New [tumblr] blog idea -> yankmalevoicesproject. A safe place for USAmericans or men to freely vent about the harassment they face from the foreign women in their lives. Who's with me

i would get out and VOTE

create a safe space for queer voices

engage in peaceful protest and boycott labubu for 1 day

I'm getting a job inside the labubu asteroid to help make change from within

dino saurs were not scary monsters they were mamas with eggs and when they drank water they were like fuckk yessss waterrrr

okay but. pitching a no hitter also scales with "skill of batters" as opposed to the fact that they were slightly more durable than a race horse back then

6 hour workday maximum i’m not kidding, if it can’t be done in that timeframe it doesn’t need doing.

this doesn't apply to jobs like childcare

If i worked in childcare and my 6 hours were up i would start putting babies in ziploc bags and shipping them to Turkmenistan listed as endangered fruits and vegetables

the important thing to remember about corporations is that they are so so stupid

this post brought to you by my ex employer claiming that they can't have done disability discrimination against me because there's no proof I had PTSD in January 2025, although they do admit I had it both four months before and six months after that

asked my lawyer if this was the dumbest thing she'd ever seen and she gave me the ol' dead eyed stare that has watched a thousand civilisations fall

No one cared who I was until I put on the cage

me when the bunny is at the exact same posture he takes everyday: Oh my god. has anyone seen this. I must take a picture

dino saurs were not scary monsters they were mamas with eggs and when they drank water they were like fuckk yessss waterrrr