Bisexual Lemon

Phlebotomists should let you take an extra vial home with you when they draw your blood

I actually gave birth to Yoshi but it's not a big deal

watch nobody reblog this because they dont give a fuck about the truth or reality

like, originally? or via swallowing him & laying him as an egg

the world is so shitty to trans women because half the world has no idea how bad it is for us and the other half knoww exact how bad it is and wants it to get worse

Medusa was kinda problematic  :/

She objectified a lot of people 

Sober as fuck at the back of the club going onto Wikipedia and typing "List of birds"

plushie is soft... and very small. you have to hold it carefully okay?

fragile little plushie... it cries very easily. you have to love it carefully okay?

plushie is trusting... and very innocent. you have to keep it safe okay?

Um actually scrub daddy is my comfort character and it physically and psychically hurts me to see you chop him up and eat him after freezing and cracking him up with liquid nitrogen while naked with big boobs?

Ill be a star

I take a puff and then look at the chimpanzee I am supposed to be taking care of. with my enhanced empathy I know he badly wants a little bit. he does the universal primate gesture for give here. I hand him the joint, he carefully disassembles me like a lego house

[girl in a low cut top voice] i just dont know what it is but everyone is being sooo nice to me today….[grows grave and guarded] they’re conspiring against my reign and they think me a fool

ngl people who dont have an anime girl as their pfp are kinda weird, I don't trust them and neither should you and I think we need to harm these people, maybe even kill them